User talk:Aleksei

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edit Welcome!


Hello, Aleksei, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there and there is a window over here if you don't fancy walking down the stairs. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

ChiefjusticeDS

Chief welcomes you!

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OK, I know you may have seen this message on lots of other people's pages, but I still had to come to your page to leave it here. If you have absolutely any questions, no matter how trivial, feel free to ask me here.

Here are a couple of important things that you should bear in mind as a brand new user, especially if you can't be bothered reading the beginner's guide.

  • Read HTBFANJS I guarantee it will be a huge help to you and will stop your early efforts being deleted on sight by administrators.
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  • Always remember rule 2 and be constructive and civil at all times. Honestly, it works (mostly) and it won't get you banned.
  • Have fun, that is after all why we are all here.

Again, welcome!  ChiefjusticeDS 12:46, November 27, 2009 (UTC)

I REFUSE. IT PASSES THE SELEIGNE'S MUM TEST. BLOCK ME AS MUCH AS YOU WANT.

BUT SOON

ALL YOUR BASE WILL NOT MORE BELONG TO YOU.

edit APOLOGY

I'm sorry Shayleanne's mother. User: Aleksei/Shayleanne's mother.

edit Uh

With regards to Brisbane Grammar School, you miiiiight want to read this. --Andorin Kato 05:27, November 29, 2009 (UTC)

Ok I'll change the name :)The preceding unsigned comment was added by Aleksei (talk • contribs)

That's not the point. The page was about a bunch of non-notable people (ie, your friends/schoolmates/etc). Such pages are a no-no on Uncyclopedia. --Andorin Kato 05:31, November 29, 2009 (UTC)
What he said. Policies, and rules, and such. The difference is I have a banstick. So I'll be keeping an eye out. O_O -RAHB 06:03, November 29, 2009 (UTC)
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