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Hello, Aleksei, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there and there is a window over here if you don't fancy walking down the stairs. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:
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Here are a couple of important things that you should bear in mind as a brand new user, especially if you can't be bothered reading the beginner's guide.
- Read HTBFANJS I guarantee it will be a huge help to you and will stop your early efforts being deleted on sight by administrators.
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Again, welcome! ChiefjusticeDS 12:46, November 27, 2009 (UTC)
I REFUSE. IT PASSES THE SELEIGNE'S MUM TEST. BLOCK ME AS MUCH AS YOU WANT.
ALL YOUR BASE WILL NOT MORE BELONG TO YOU.
I'm sorry Shayleanne's mother. User: Aleksei/Shayleanne's mother.
- That's not the point. The page was about a bunch of non-notable people (ie, your friends/schoolmates/etc). Such pages are a no-no on Uncyclopedia. --
05:31, November 29, 2009 (UTC)
- What he said. Policies, and rules, and such. The difference is I have a banstick. So I'll be keeping an eye out. O_O - 06:03, November 29, 2009 (UTC)