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Your recent renaming has put two pages on this list! Please fix them. Spıke ¬ 23:15 18-Dec-13

Don't worry, I fixed them for you. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 00:31, December 19, 2013 (UTC)
Thanks SPIKE and Simsilikesims. After I changed the name I looked immediately at the Double Redirect log and it said there were no D.R., so I didn't check again (didn't know there was a time lag). Aleister 10:48 19-12-13

Yup, those reports only run once a day. Spıke ¬ 11:05 19-Dec-13

Aleister you psychopath...no more excuses. Excuses are for Psychopaths. And your name is Aleister. Okay? --ShabiDOO 23:09, December 19, 2013 (UTC)
/ gets new message alert, look at talk page, scratches head, tiptoes out of the room (but thinking "watched half of the movie 'Seven Psychopaths' yesterday and really looking forward to the second half", tiptoes down the hall quietly. And Shabidoo, check your emails. Aleister 12:40 20-12-13

Forum:Anon objects to various photos and topics‎‎

Please consider removing that rant. Anon's mind will not be changed (even if he was authentically offended by the photo and not another Darthpedian trying to exploit differences of opinion here), and your invective is unwarranted (and distasteful when wrapped in a Christmas message). Anon didn't make a rule but only called my attention to an existing rule (apart from his other grievances that weren't legitimate). You handled the situation successfully, just don't heap blame on him for making the situation arise. Spıke ¬ 23:57 24-Dec-13

Fine. In the spirit of Saint Nick I'll edit it. But why put up a forum if we can't forum, didn't the Roman Senate itself accuse and rattle when an injustice has been rendered. If someone can justify why a photo of a guy eating a hamburger can stay while a guy eating an arm can't, I say they think they know the difference. Aleister 00:05 25-12-13

This is a wiki and anyone can edit anything. I am only suggesting that this particular edit is at best ineffective. And the topic of meat-eating versus flesh-eating is totally separate from this Anon. It would be nice if you toned it down. Spıke ¬ 00:08 25-Dec-13

It's pretty mid-ground about now, but he objected to a meat-eater and obviously doesn't realize that he's only seeing himself in that picture. I love the picture, as it made a perfect statement, so it wasn't nice of him to come in and try to censor nudes and pictures of his alter-ego. If he was just horrified by the arm-eater, fine, but he lumped it in with naked pictures of people, so he obviously stumbled into the wrong outpost. I have to sign off soon, so Merry Christmas once again. Aleister 00:14 25-12-13
A perfect statement, yikes! But thanks. Stipulated that he was swinging at anything that moved. Enjoy Christmas eve! I should be on-site for four more hours. Spıke ¬ 00:17 25-Dec-13

Much later: I especially appreciated your reason for voting for Paraguay at VFH — in which case you might enjoy the follow-on job, Chile. Spıke ¬ 01:00 1-Jan-14

Shooting albatrosses

As you are an expert on swearing in humourous articles, could you, please, say whether my edits of the article Why?:Shoot the albatross made it worse or better? Someone disagreed with my statement that cursing at the end of the article did not make it better. Thank you! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:09, January 3, 2014 (UTC)

In fact, swearing in humorous articles was my minor in college, so I'll reply. Your edit at the end made it no worse, though one might indeed be tempted to swear on seeing a crossbow pointed at him. The swears were gratuitous but understandable. Above, though, "You had to go and do exactly the opposite!" is harder for me to work through than would be, "You had to go and do it anyway!" Spıke ¬ 17:15 3-Jan-14
Ok, thanks! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:16, January 3, 2014 (UTC)
I'm an expert at swearing in articles? What the fuck are you talking about, or are you just blowing your uncle's cum out your ass? OK, just kidding. You have to do it where it works and at no other time. My Second Conquest of the Moon article worked, imnho, when Selene marches. But swearing, like any other use of letter-combinations to create an image, an emotion, or a memory and meme connection in the readers mind and nervous systems, can be used to twist those things a little in a different direction, towards the satirical in most cases. Aleister 17:25 3-1-14
Ok, well, maybe I will restore something. Thanks to everyone! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 17:31, January 3, 2014 (UTC)

A BUTT POOP Christmas!!!! on VFD

The duration of a vote is Admin's call. Given the wide majority to delete it, the predictability of your vote to keep it, and the fact that no other Admin has taken a position at all, I will leave the vote open. You are free to lobby; but you ought not do so in the ballot. Spıke ¬ 14:41 5-Jan-14

It was a comment, and I haven't looked to see if you've removed my comment (maybe another admin will see it and act on it for a change) but if you have, please put it back. Thanks. Aleister 15:00 5-1-14

User:Aleister in Chains/Proof of past life on Mars broken on UnNews

This is userspaced. As explained in the Change Summary, this UnNews is not notable, does not read as news, overtly promotes another website and doesn't do anything else. Spıke ¬ 20:37 23-Jan-14

SPIKE this is going too far. An article like this doesn't even graze the border of questionable unnews. --ShabiDOO 20:41, January 25, 2014 (UTC)
If you were blonde and a lady I'd kiss you. Well, a cute lady, and if not I'd at least graze the border of kissing you. Of course it doesn't, and it may or may not be actual news too, which is the fun thing about it. Aleister20:46 25-1-14
Well...you could come over and help me shave my siamese cats. Later on we're going to watch episodes of wheel of fortune I downloaded from isohunt and we will take a shot of apple juice every time a player buys a vowel! --ShabiDOO 20:53, January 25, 2014 (UTC)
I bought a vowel once, but she ran away before I could keep her. Aleister 20:57 25-1-14
The thing about vowels is that they need to be convinced. To be able to trust you. Running away is just a signal for you to chase her. No really means probably. Stop means be bold. You just have to understand the dynamics behind the vowel mind. --ShabiDOO 22:14, January 25, 2014 (UTC)

I've done the best I can by dedicating the Top UnSignpost story to your discovery Al. Feel free to edit it and add bits if necessary. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 07:30, January 26, 2014 (UTC)

Thanks, very nice of you. I'll add the rock "lizard" to my UnNews as well, at your inspiration, and maybe this new one of another spoke creature alongside a little green martian I found on the pic where someone pointed out the possible but unlikely (pixel distortion, distance is a problem with these things) second Spoke fossil. Aleister 15:48 26-1-14
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This image is proof that Elvis is alive. --ShabiDOO 18:15, January 26, 2014 (UTC)
If only he were. The Mars images, even if they are just shapes and whatnots, are very interesting to look over. Kind of like google earth street level, but on Mars. Humans really should get a move on and put some people up there, I have no idea why they don't just put the money into the mission and do it. Aleister 4:39 26-1-14

Number of views

I remember that you talked about Festivus once and said that the Wikipedia article was getting less views than before, contrary to the Uncyclopedia one. Is it true? If so, how can you find out how many views a page gets? Thanks. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:48, January 28, 2014 (UTC)

Mars thing

Hey...I changed your news article a little. I injected a second real news element (the jelly donut rock found on mars). I think your story with a touch of the other real news works well. I put it back on unnews so to have it there while this is still news. If you don't like the changes I made I won't be offended at all in the least if you revert some or re-name-space it and do whatever you want with it. That's because I'm your pic-upload-bitch and that's the kitch of shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet a pic-upload bitch does...I think. --ShabiDOO 04:22, January 29, 2014 (UTC)

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