User talk:Aleister in Chains/Stuff

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Chief did a write up on me! Surprising surprise:

Notepad with note

Aleister & Magic man

Aleister & Mimo


Another newsletter for my vain vanity closet, aye and bucko, me bucko:

One of the nicest things said about me here, from a forum essay by TheKillerFroggy:

  • Non-original videos being funny in context have also become prominent and accepted thanks to Aleister in Chains, who almost never works inside the box and probably doesn't even know what a box is.

My mudda's what???:

Hate-filled rant by Lyrithya:


There is a guy. He is a seemingly ordinary guy, raising no interest and no suspicion when folks see him pass pass them by, but that is only appearance, only how he seems. He knows things, the truths of which are darker and sharper than the coldest shadows, the sorts of things that will curdle the blood and end all hope, and when he puts them to words, they... become. But he's just this guy, you know? He's Aleister in Chains. In his words, however, lies strangeness. |}

What is wrong with these people???

edit The Full Hilary

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UnDictionary: The Full Hilary, named after American actress and singer Hilary Duff, is achieved by having the same article featured on both the main page and on the Current Events (UnNews) page as well as having the article listed first on the right-hand list of UnNews article on the main page and the UnNews page - although, in addition to this, perfectionists list another requirement of TFH to be that the two pictures on either side of the main page must be mirror images of each other.

The Full Hilary was accomplished on April 7, 2012, when the article UnNews:U.S. Supreme Court allows everyone to go naked was featured. The page had been at the top of all the UnNews listings since March 30.

BBC News coined the term The Full Hilary when they reported on this extraordinary event. "I still have that hat," said Hilary Duff, who was excited to be part of the event. "It was white, but I've since tye-dyed it so it looks kind of psychedelic, with swirls and ribbons of light and stuff. People came up to me on the street today and wanted my autograph, something which hasn't happened in years."

Main page 7 April

UnNews 7 April

Next Halloween in Jerusalem

Blackmore's Night - Times they are changin03:36

Blackmore's Night - Times they are changin

For those who haven't seen this, Funnybony says it's the best drumming he's ever seen (for those who know what that means, that's saying something), including the world's fastest-ever drum solo at 3:30


Watch this Sun Dance in full screen for lasting effect
NASA SDO - Fiery Looping Rain on the Sun04:17

NASA SDO - Fiery Looping Rain on the Sun

photos of my backyard, taken with a Cell phone:

Tranquility of psychedelic illluminations




Back to basics. Puppy was the first one to finally tell me what this is and wins no prize.

My dubious award stuff. Bring a fork.


Pages created by this semi-literate idiot


Major rewrites by an illiterate cowherder


Frat, Colonizations, and other collabs talked into by workaholics

Special Cookie

Several coats o' paint on these and others


And then there's...Bagga

UnStuff reported by this unscribe

“How can I describe the feeling of having a feature? Let's see. It's like washing your face in gold, getting some in your eyes, and then washing the gold out of your eyes with whores. Something like that.”

Contemplating my next edit.

Sacred Chao This user is a Discordian

-- at least in some sense.
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"Whoops, gotta run. The little missus is cooking something up on the stove."

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