User talk:Ajuk

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edit Welcome!

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edit Welcome to UnNews

Che Ape

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, Ajuk, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

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This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 19:54, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

edit And another thing

Did you notice, on the move page on fox news the big notice of "IF YOU CREATE DOUBLE REDIRECTS POST THEM ON QVFD"? Well, you've created FIVE on those, and now I have to go and clean after you. My patience is really running thin with you. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:35, 14 April 2008 (UTC)

edit Edit wars

They're annoying. Don't do them. I understand you have problems with this Kurgan guy at Liberapedia, but that's not worth getting into edit wars and banned here. If you wheelwar with him, you let him win. Be the bigger man, and upload a different pic. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:17, Apr 23

edit User:Ajuk/Aronra

I see that Wikipedia has a page on AronRa, which points to American Atheists, but they don't make clear why, or what AronRa is. However, your new article is only a single sentence, so I am moving it to your userspace until it is more complete. You can edit it at the name shown ablve. Spıke Ѧ 16:13 31-Jan-14

edit User:Ajuk/UnNews:Nick Clegg now more popular than Islamic State

This UnNews is "mercy-moved" to your userspace. I cannot find any actual news it is based on, and you provide no Sources to help the reader relate it to anything. The phrasing in the title is clever, but the rest of the UnNews has nothing but dialogue about the non-event, unless it is humor to have Cameron called a shit. You can continue editing the UnNews at your leisure at the name shown above. Also, please do not end headlines with a full stop. Spıke Ѧ 01:30 29-May-15

Correct the problems, don't just put it back. Spıke Ѧ 22:05 29-May-15

I did Ajuk (talk) 22:17, May 29, 2015 (UTC)

edit Tim Farron

Do not create articles in the main encyclopedia consisting of a single sentence. Spıke Ѧ 01:32 29-May-15

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