User talk:Ahoerstemeier

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edit You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition!

Hello, Ahoerstemeier, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!


Who wants a welcome hug?!?!

You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*

The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.

Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".

Here are a few good links for people new to this psychotic wiki:

If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, feel free to ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Browse our list of available mentors, and leave them a message on their talk page.

Consider yourself welcomed. Now get to work! -- ~ Mordillo where is my BUKKAKE? 11:23, 4 December 2008 (UTC)

edit Also

For reverting mad IPs your earn your first award:

And another thanks on the ongoing fight against terror spamming. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:51, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

edit Don't replace crap with

{{Delete}}, this is a bad practice. Should something like that come along use QVFD and an admin will sort it out. Thanks there:)--Sycamore (Talk) 14:13, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

edit Welcome back to "Aliciapedia" (the Mirror site)

Your recent removal of a page on the site is appreciated. However, there is at least one more page that needs removal that has personal information in it, [Mirror:The Hills of Home]. There are surely other matters on the site that need the attention of a Sysop as well. Thanks, 23:28, May 11, 2011 (UTC)

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