User talk:AhhDiddums

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edit Democrats

Please sign your comments when you leave them on my talk page. I'm sorry of this version insults you because it's not "soft" on Democrats but I've put a lot of work into this, it's clever and nobody else has complained. Please don't revert it to such an old version again. p.s. I do support the democrats; you want to know my political views see some of the other articles I've contributed to (look on my user page). Weri long wang 02:44, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

Tell me which parts are funny and which parts are soft. I'll try to implant the funny bits back in. Pleas could you go on th old version and copy and paste the funny parts to my talk page. Thanks. Weri long wang 12:32, 5 November 2006 (UTC)


Hello. I quite liked your edits on my article about Chris Carrabba. Especially the Pete Wentz/Anal beads part. Funny shit. ^_^ ShandraNicole123 00:13, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh, the YouTube video? That was something me and a couple friends made for lack of anything better to do. It's pretty much just me and a friend of mine swordfighting (beating the hell out of) each other while another friend filmed it. We were bored and it was fun. Haha. ShandraNicole123 23:06, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

I really have to agree with you on that. They just take it way too seriously. I mean, I admit some of the crap I was writing was stupid (though true), and all that, but I mean, they could've blocked me for a couple weeks or even a month, but indefinitely is just a huge overreaction. I'm not, like, some massive vandal, it was stupid crap for stupid fun because I was bored. Uncyclopedia really is better. A thousand times better, you've all got a sense of humor over here. Which band are you trying to get on there? ShandraNicole123 00:32, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

Haha, that's the thing that got me an infinite ban. Tiny edits. It kills me, they're so commanding, and take it so seriously. Yeah, my AIM name is Shandracult, I don't use it that much though. Have you got a MySpace? ShandraNicole123 09:01, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

edit Welcome to UnNews

You did alright with UnNews:Anna Nicole Smith dead, other stuff also probably happening. It's not the best, nor is is anything near the worst I've seen. Read on for welcomeing drivel and Satori. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:10, 24 February 2007 (UTC)


Che Ape

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, AhhDiddums, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

I am your humble servant (in your dreams), and if I may be of help to you, please leave me a note on my talk page.

Good things that can happen to you

You can win awards and prizes! You can become a better writer by subjecting your articles to the scrutiny of UnNews critique machine or UnCanninator shit article detection system. You can become a thorn in the side of Journalism as a whole. You can get promotions, ribbons, and free crockery! You can write stuff your mom would be ashamed to show her friends.

What happened to my article?

If you've submitted an article, and it's disappeared, I may have mercy-moved it to your user space. This means I've probably left a message on your talk page, likely in close proximity to this very message, explaining why.

Your article may have been tagged for ICU if it has significant problems meeting our criteria, or I may have deleted it because you did not register as a user.

Finally, maybe you just pissed me off. I mean, I know I'm a Roshi, and I'm supposed to be all "Zen" about everything, but I have bad days too, you know?

UnNews Audio

If you are interested in doing an UnNews audio, check this out.

UnNews UnFunnies

At present, I create UnCartoons for UnNews all by my onesies, for better or worse. Now, I will never claim that I am a good cartoonist. Fortunately, the internet provides us a way to do all sorts of things simply and easily. I found Stripgenerator.com, a great site to create cartoons with a minimum of talent.

This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:10, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

edit Nice one

A literary point to you for the abuse of the sources list on UnNews:Anna Nicole Smith dead, other stuff also probably happening - David Gerard 22:14, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

ha, thanks :-D - tinyubuntu.jpg Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 05:32, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

And nice job with UnNews:God found dead at age of 15 billion, too. Good to have yet another talented UnNewser around. —rc (t) 05:34, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks alot! It actually means alot to me to get positive feedback for writing this kind of stuff, a goal of mine is to someday write for The Onion, or somewhere else that will alow me to be write satirically and/or a smartass haha. - tinyubuntu.jpg Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 05:36, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

edit Wow

A photo of your own asscrack for humor purposes? Now that's integrity (though not exactly dignity ;)). -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:01, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

haha, gotta do whatcha gotta do ;-). Plus, my asscrack is just oh so sexy. Its mesmerising. - tinyubuntu.jpg Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 06:04, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

edit UnNews and you: how evil do you want to be?

you said: Hello! I was just wondering 1)What program do you use to record and, 2)Where did you get the intro/exit news music?

I say: If you look above, where I put the "welcome to UnNews" drivel, specifically User_talk:AhhDiddums#Prototype: how to do an unnews audio, you'll find I've anticipated your questions and pre-answered them using the Unnews UnCanninator. After you've done your assigned reading, feel free to ask any other questions, or to go ahead and make an audio if you dare. Hint: Mentioning evil usually gets points from me. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 19:27, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

No problems here, brudah! We be jes' jammin' and smoken' and bein' all righteous, mon... sorry, my faux Islands accent possessed me for a moment there... I try to cut some slack, as I would have slack cut for me,. Remember... think evil'... heh heh... or not, it's your choice. Thanks for contributing. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 20:50, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

edit In Soviet Russia, award gives YOU!

Red M&M Comrade NeedABrain has awarded you a red M&M!
Due voting on Practical Lessons on Communism

"In Soviet Russia, article features YOU!"

-- herr doktor needsApistol Rocket [scream!] 15:43, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

edit UNnews "link" article follow up

Hey, I really liked your piece on Link and thought of a good concept for a follow up article. The first ends mentioning that arrangements for Link's trial are still being made right, well I was thinking, what if The Great Deku Tree claims custody of Link, as the guardian of all the kids from Kokiri Forest and demands that Link be tried as a minor by the Kokiri courts instead.

I thought I'd pitch it to you and see if you were interested in the idea before writing it myself. Thanks --Benny Goodman 16:54, 2 March 2007 (UTC)

Thanks! Haha, well, considering you're the one who came up with it, I definately think you should write it! :-D. It'd be pretty neat! - tinyubuntu.jpg Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 22:05, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
OK, well I'll start thinking of ideas for it, and then do the follow up article for a couple of days after the original gets featured (because it will). I nominated it by the way, I think it's great. --Benny Goodman 03:30, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
Oooo... I didn't know that was you... thanks alot! Its definately one of the things I've written on here that I'm more proud of :-D - tinyubuntu.jpg Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums[FUCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!] 05:06, 3 March 2007 (UTC)


edit featured article get!

Congrats on the front page man, top notch stuff.--Benny Goodman 21:11, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

edit meh

AtomicPrizeAvatar Atomic Disturbance would like to thank you for voting for
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Remember:
The Power Is Yours!
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I thank thee, good sir, writer of good articles, for placing thee good vote on mine article. I wish thee all that is good.--AtomDsig.png 20:02, 9 March 2007 (UTC)


edit Thank You

Magnifying Glass Sonic80 has awarded you a magnifying glass of which you, too, may use to get thousands of dollars, in government subsidies for insect torture research.

-- --Mgr. Sir Sonic80 17:00, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Thank you

This text is written in off-white, as opposed to white. It may be difficult to read, and you may have to strain you eyes or cheat and highlight it with your cursor to read it. CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER!

Thanks for voting for UnNews:White House discovered to be off-white!


Thank you! --- UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 00:38, Oct 1 00:38, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Can you count?

Because I'm fairly damn sure that your nomination of "My Chemical Romance (band)" (or however the article's name is spelled) increased the number of active articles on VFD to 16. Here's a hint: 16 > 15 (maximum number of active articles allowed on VFD at once).

Don't do it again. :) —Hinoa talk.kun 03:07, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

edit A Serious Message

Warning:

You were whored once by an evil man who has gone from the dark side to the side of goodness. He has ended his whoring ways. he has crawled out of his swamp of depression. He has taken up golf and fishing. He has shaved his face. He has taken a shower. He has eaten breakfast. He has put on a white suit. He has gone back to work. He has gotten engaged. He has taken away the hot picture that used to be here. This template replaces the evil whoring he once did. He is sorry. This message was paid for with positive energy and love

--BlueflatcapsigMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 19:21, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

edit A Serious Massage

oooh! aaah!

Oh! Anyway, thanks for voting on bad article n' stuff. Just wanted to say hello!   Le Cejak <May 02, 2008 [2:15]>

Got any articles you need help with or are proud of, Diddums?   Le Cejak <May 02, 2008 [12:39]>
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