User talk:Aethix

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edit Welcome!

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-Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 11:00, 7 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Pee review

Thanks for the pee review, mate. But there are some points I want to make clear. First, English isnt my native language and it isnt anyway near perfect. Also, if you have noticed, there is a proofread template there. I would be happy if you proofread it yourself. Second, the Papyrus Containing bla bla.. is the name of a song by a death metal band, Nile, which is too underground even for some metalheads to know, so I prefered to make the article about the papyrus rather than the song. Third, I used the your mother joke only once, and I guess it was rather funny and innovative in its context.. Fourth, I hastly inserted a pic, so that I dont get a 0 at the images in the review. I dont have photoshop or GIMP, I use google images search. Anyway, feel free to suggest a better image. Finally, your review and help are much appreciated, and I will definitly work by your advice. Many Thanks! SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME 05:05, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 2nd April 09

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edit UnSignpost April 9/10th, 2009

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edit UnSignpost April 16th, 2009

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edit Why I care about your signature

It is spiffy. However, it spits code all over the editing boxes and it's somewhat depressing. And I don't need to be depressed any more. It's bad enough having lost the wife, the car, the kids, the dog, the house, the job and the wallet to this economic recession. I'm just so lost and grey and scared and I just want it to just stop and stop and stop and let my life just cease to exist and end it all!!!!!

Anyway, put this in your {{subst:nosubst|User:Aethix/sig}} in your sig preferences. --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 19:59, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

Thanks, I've noticed that and have been wondering how to fix it.  Aethix ~ Talk|Contributions|My project Kirbywave2 00:02, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

edit Need help with Javascript

I keep trying to get Javascript to auto-enable Flash-embedded pages, but it isn't working. I've tried everything I can think of.  Aethix ~ Talk|Contributions|My project Kirbywave2 02:25, 23 April 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 23rd April 09

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edit Life RPG 3!

I would say "this isn't spam" but then everyone would think it is spam...

Life RPG 3 coming June 2, 2009 to Uncyclopedia Game! Be prepared! The preceding unsigned comment was added by Da man360 (talk • contribs)

edit Life RPG 3

Life RPG3

Life RPG 3. Coming June 2, 2009.

The preceding unsigned comment was added by Wazzup80 (talk • contribs)

WHAT'S UR PROBLEM?!You think you can take ur freaking DSi article and think and every user who edits it is stupid and not funny?Get a life, I'm sorry.*sigh*Maybe YOU should read HTFAJNS.--Bad Shroom 01:43, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Well, I see that not A SINGLE FREAKING USER edited it except you, and IF you read the Pee Review for it, it said it needs work.Also, look at my Pokemon Island article.It hasn't been deleted yet and the humor is original. P.S.I like your dancing kirby.So original.I never saw it on another article.Also, here's a fresh new insult:If a grue had the choice of killing you or God, it would try to kill God.At least it would it wouldn't have the inconvenice of attacking you.--Bad Shroom 19:01, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

Natedog is a spammer on UnMario Wiki(where I am a sysop as Spore64) and his humor sucks.Plus, he puts horrible punctuation!Not to mention no links.Also, if you care about Natedog so much, just "come out" to him!*Nelson voice*Ha ha, gayness!Listen, can we just get on friendly terms and let me edit your page!Ur so stubborn!--Bad Shroom 15:49, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

People! Please! There is no need to insult eachother! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:55, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

edit And the next time you have a problem with another user

Talk to an admin, dropping random insults on his page rarely helps. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:16, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost! 1st Anniversary Special!!!

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edit Thanks for the Pee

Just a few questions. Do you have any suggestions for the images, which you said were in "need a bit of work?" I really struggled to come up with funny ideas for pictures, but I got stuck. Also, what kind of jokes were you thinking of? Any examples, so I know what to go for? I'm glad you liked the article, I admit I was highly focused on concept. Just let me know what you think.

PS: I submitted this for Best N00b category in the PLS, only to realize, after judging, I was missing a chunk of the 2nd paragraph. In fact, it ended with only 1/2 a sentence. That probably hurt my score, but I still got Honorable Mention (1 article did worse than mine).--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 17:01, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

And and do you mind supporting my whorescapeds?--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods 02:10, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

edit The Uncyclopedia UnSignpost is proud to present its 1st Anniversary Special


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edit UnSignpost May 14th

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edit UnSignpost May 21st

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edit UnSignpost! May 28th, 2009

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edit I saw your game!

I saw your Peey's Advice Game, and thanks to it i furged figured out how to make that changing text! Your game is really cool! --Skate1168 (Talk) 01:57, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost June 4th, 2009

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edit UnSignpost June 11th/12th/whatever

I think I'm going crazy. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:35, 12 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Your HowTo

The construction tag expired, so I maved it here, to your userspace. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:19, Jun 13

edit UnSignpost! June 18th/19th!

You'd think I'd learn that this isn't fun to do... Oh well. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:29, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Unsignpost! June 25th or 30th

We're not late you're just high!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 15:35 30 June 2009

Hello, fellow pain in the ass!I am here for diplomatic reasons.Please just let people edit your Nintendo DSi article.you haven't touched it for a very long time.Also, I'm just here to say, kitten huffing references aren't funny.Overused, though.--69.116.199.70 23:04, 1 July 2009 (UTC)Oops, sorry.i didn't log in.I'm Bad Shroom, remember?

edit UnSignpost: July 2nd, 2009

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edit UnSignpost 9th July 2009

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edit UnSignpost: July 16nd, 2009

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edit UnSignpost: July 23rd, 2009

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edit UnSignpost: July 30th, 2009

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edit UnSignpost! August 6th, 2009!! WE BE LATE, Y'ALL!!!

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edit UnSignpost 13th August 2009. It's not late. You are!

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edit UnSignpost 20th August, it's not late, your mom is!

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edit UnSignpost 4th September

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edit UnSignpost Randomber -95th

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edit UnSignpost September 10/17

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edit UnSignpost: September 24th, 2009

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edit UnSignpost January several-days-agoth

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edit UnSignpost 21th January 2009

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edit UnSignpost 25th March 2010 (hand delivered for added flavour)

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edit UnSignpost 1th April 2010 - Always on time

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edit UnSignpost 1 May

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edit The UnSignpost Is Not Dead!

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