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I find it very ironic that a communist is inviting a user named Adolf Hitler into his civilization. Proof that Uncyclopedians can put their petty differences aside!--YeOldeLuke 00:22, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

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You may notice I've ICU tagged your rather pathetic "article", UnNews:Communists buy Microsoft. Do not despair, however... read on, absorb the wisdom, fix your article, and win a prize! Well, not a prize, exactly.


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