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Hello and welcome! Although it seems you would like a more flattering presentation of stuff from India, keep in mind that we are here to amuse and not to inform. On your edit to India, there is absolutely no (comedy) reason to insert into the Infobox the correct date of India's independence. (By the way, don't use a nonsense date either; that is a trite form of humor--see UN:HTBFANJS--that we disfavor.) A better edit might have been to strike that entry completely. Infoboxes exist in Uncyclopedia only to resemble Wikipedia and to hold stuff that's really funny. They don't have to be complete. Also, for parenthetical remarks, we use (parentheses), not [brackets]. Happy editing! 13:28 14-Jul-13
edit Your user page
Hello again! You are permitted to use your user page to provide whatever introduction to other users you are comfortable with, including other places to find you — not to advertise another website. Therefore, I have deleted what you had there.11:46 13-Apr-14
This new article is unlikely to be interesting to general readers of this English-language humor wiki. From Wikipedia, I see what you are writing about; but it ought to offer enough hints so that the general reader can see what you are writing about without having to consult Wikipedia. In addition:
- It has serious coding errors which are evident if you look at the page; and these may take a long time to get right.
- It has serious English errors and these may take forever.
- Pointing out that we are not Wikipedia is not only a trite joke but one that spoils our cover joke (that we are Wikipedia).
- It reads like a rant (the LONG RUNS OF CAPITAL LETTERS DON'T HELP). You tell the reader where to surf to if he is serious. I tell you to check again and be sure you are not serious. 00:05 14-Apr-14
You created and self-nominated a page that not only does not deserve main-page honors but cannot remain in the encyclopedia, and I have deleted it and your nomination. This does not require a response; the page had no comedy concept, had only a couple sentences of ranty text, and used templates where the fields had not been filled in. However, while you were at VFH, you also voted against Food with no comment. This does require a response, either below or at VFH, to explain why you were not simply on a vandalism spree. Otherwise I will remove your vote. 08:51 28-Oct-14