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the top of this page is entirely censored. not one bit of it will be visible unless you scroll over it with your mouse. i have censored this information for your own good, as it COULD POSSIBLY be offensive to you in some way. thus, i must protect you from such offensive material. not only this, but i feel it is my duty to censor this information because it is simply redundant and annoying to some. and to prevent the aggravation of those people, i have censored this information. so please, don't mouse over this information unless you are 100% prepared for whatever offensive or annoying material you may see when you mouse over it. --Actionreplayer 10:04, 25 August 2008 (UTC)
edit Why I'm here
I'm here to edit stuff and make it look better! And i do intend to be funny. I mean, that's the point of Uncyclopedia right? Right? Okay, good. So far the only serious edits/additions I've made are in the "Zork" text-based adventure game. Search "zork" and hit the go button to check it out. If i knew how to upload pictures or put pictures in a page with the little text boxes under them, that'd be great, but I'll figure that out sooner or later. And once i do, I'll have a LOT of cleanup to do!
edit Why Uncyclopedia is cool
Uncyclopedia is an entire wiki devoted to being funny. Not only that, but It's actually funny. Go figure. It parodies Wikipedia perfectly and should have more publicity. But it doesn't. And that is why I am recruiting you to join my army! You shall go forth and
slaughter molest fight in the name of Uncyclopedia. Hail to thee, -Name here-! You shall be a great hero! But only if you can somehow make this wiki funnier! Get to it!
edit How you will make Uncyclopedia popular
You shall go forth into the chatrooms, the MMOs, the random websites you visit and spam violently how much you love Uncyclopedia and how everyone better check it out! You shall edit the articles and make them funnier! You shall not bother watching pornography in your spare time! It will be a long and challenging path to victory, but I know you can do it, -Name here-! Don't fail me! The fate of the entire wiki rests on your shoulders!
edit Look! Commentz!
damned loopholes!--Actionreplayer 06:04, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
edit Thanks for...
Its a girl. Just not much in the chest.
please do leave a signature o.0 --Actionreplayer 05:21, 21 January 2009 (UTC)
edit I like your userpage...
- Sophisticated? Clever? Smutty? whatever. thanks! Actionreplayer 06:42, February 11, 2010 (UTC)