User talk:AAA!/AAArchive 2

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Stole the infobox

Took the info box that I didn't even notice was yours till i posted it. Can I just have it? If you don't want me to please leave a message on my talk and I'll take it down. Thanks- Wolffencer 12:39, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

report vandals?

Is there a way to report vandals like in WIkipedia? I tried ban patrol but it is protected. This guy User:PrinzEugenthethird is blanking pages. Hdt83 05:03, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Ban Patrol is only protected if you aren't logged in. That guy is banned now. Icons-flag-au Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:04, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Have an award

Capercorn 02:36, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

Is that good? --AAA! (AAAA) 03:08, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
Yes, that I have graced your talkpage with my presence, bad, because of the reason you got one. Capercorn 00:43, 24 May 2007 (UTC)
Eh. Better than nothing. --AAA! (AAAA) 00:52, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

ED. The template

Who knew that that site would pop up enough in the forums that I'd end up making a template to save me time taking the piss out of forums of that nature? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:18, 23 May 2007 (UTC)

It's a mystery. --AAA! (AAAA) 03:20, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
Yes. Yes it is. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:49, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
/me scratches chin --AAA! (AAAA) 04:11, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
You should see a doctor about that rash. I'm pretty sure that it's a bad sign when it fizzes like that. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:19, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
Maybe I should begin trimming my sideburns. I haven't done it for weeks now... --AAA! (AAAA) 04:22, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
It's that forest coming out of your ears that you should be worried about. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:32, 24 May 2007 (UTC)


For voting on my Lego Assassination Image on VFP!

Sliffy thanks you!
I so totally stole this box

Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!”

so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow 11:58, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

You're welcome. --AAA! (AAAA) 22:49, 24 May 2007 (UTC)

Are you crazy?

With that infibanned template, which lists User:Dis_uza'_iz_DA_MAN,_y'all!'s contribs, you're giving a priceless oportunity for everyone here to bump on those cuddly shock porn pictures he added to your and others' pages. -- herr doktor needsAbeam Rocket [scream!] 03:20, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

I know what you did to my user page...

FU AAA! I saw what you did to my userpage. *kills you with a +10 noobsword*

Spaz 05:13, 10 June 2007 (UTC)

/me eats spaz --AAA! (AAAA) 10:41, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

RE: Hibernian FC page

It appears that you've put a "This page seems to be lacking in humor or satire" box on the page I created yesterday. I'd just like to ask why exactly the page is unacceptable. If its language, then thats fine, I can write it differently. If you didn't find it funny, then I can explain a few of the jokes for you.

First of all, the opening paragraph:

  • "Hibernian FC (commonly known as 'Hibs', 'The Hibees' and '...that draw leaves Hibernian in fifth place, still a long way off from the old firm') are an Irish football club that washed up on the shores of Leith in 1875 and refused to leave."

This here is satire. Hibernian Football Club were founded by Irishmen and the club itself is named after the Roman word for 'Irishmen'. This has lead many fans to believe that they themselves have a connection to Ireland by the same token that many Americans feel their great-great-great (ad nauseum) uncle's birthplace of Cork/Galway/Dublin (delete as necessary) makes them 'Irish' or, at a pinch, 'Irish-American'. The perceived Eirophilia of many Hibs (and Celtic) fans in Scotland is the source of much humour in Scotland, and so of the five million inhabitants of said country who have either

a: an affiliation to football b: a side on the protestant/catholic divide

this will, with any luck, allude to said perception and, with more luck, be funny.

  • Their supporters sang the sweetest of songs, about the emerald fields of their ancestral home and the flamboyant style and swagger of their fledgling football team, and all was right in the town of Leith... [next paragraph] ...Ten years later, all the above was stolen by a horde of greedy glaswegian fenians and the whole thing turned to shit.

I appreciate that 'lead you one way, show you the other' trick is a bit 'jewish-sixties-New-Yorker-comedian', and that the humour created by contrasting one tone of writing with another is a bit, well, normal, but I still believe that this section has a place in the article. An satirical look at the history of Hibernian FC simply could not be complete without some sort of account of the purges of their strip, players and supporters by Celtic FC in the late 19th century. Hence, this paragraph. The same goes for the next two sections. The first is the set up, which gradually segues into the sort of language used above for the glory years after Hibs' formation, the second section contains the punchline, in the coarse damning of the team's current status.

  • -1904 - SFA Cup Winners -1905-2076 - Not SFA Cup Winners

Hibs have had a bizarrely long wait for a further victory in the Scottish cup, considering that the side is traditionally among the top five in Scottish football. Herein lies the admittedly sub-standard, yet required joke. Again, an article on Hibs just wouldn't be complete without a joke about their uselessness in the Scottish cup.

  • Notable Players...

The notable players section references a number of Hibs players, most from the last five years and all from at least the last twelve, who have left the club to sign for one of the larger Glaswegian clubs. Not only does this follow on from the part about Celtic FC's infamous purges of the Hibs squad, but also follows on from the SPL page which includes a satirical look at the past and predicted transfer histories of a few of the Edinburgh clubs' former players after their almost imminent transfer to Rangers or/and Celtic.

I appreciate a couple of the jokes may be sub-par, and that for people outside of Britain or without prior knowledge of the rudiments and ugly traditions of football in Scotland (one would expect most Northern-European football fans to understand the situations and jokes in the article and/or appreciate similarities between the club in the article and a team from their own nation) the jokes may be lost slightly, but I don't think the article deserves to be put of for pwnage.

Of course, if you were putting the article up merely because you thought it was written badly, then of course I'll edit it. There are a few very good writers who write and keep articles on Scottish football and if I don't get round to adding to the article within a week then I am positive another member will, as people have done with my articles on Heart_of_Mildothian (see English Version for the efforts of another user), Rangers, Celtic and my sections on the SPL page.

Edit: You may have to look back through the edit history of the pages on Rangers and Celtic as, due to the popularity of both teams and the hatred between supporters of the two, they tend to get vandalised at least once a week. The Rangers page should still be passable, though. Lemur 01:55, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

On second thoughts, roughly half of that article is a crock of shit. Editing the crappier bits now. No idea about how to make it funny for an Australian though. Meh. Lemur 18:44, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

Good Lad

-- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 08:37, 21 June 2007 (UTC)


What don't you like about my Hajj article? Rickyrab 12:13, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

Um, I'm not sure "meh, whatever" and a removed template really answers that question...after all, there has to have been some reason for it to be up there in the first place... how ya doing, anyway? Rickyrab 12:57, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
I just didn't really find it funny. Or I was was on an ICU rampage and I wanted to tag everything in sight. I can't remember. --AAA! (AAAA) 12:59, 21 June 2007 (UTC)
Meh, whatever. :) Rickyrab 13:11, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

The Wedding Present page


i'm not sure if you'll see this, but i'm responding to the flag on

It has been written by *real* fans of the band - most of whom are regular contributors to the band's forum

Is it funny? Yes. To those who know the band's music, their songs, their lyrics, their's VERY funny. Can we be held responsible if not everyone gets the jokes? No.

I would ask you not to delete the page.


marc settle


You read my mind... I was just thinking maybe we should do that sort of thing to the vanity2 tag, and I used one and there it was...! --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:17, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

Heh heh. Finally that ICU sub I made has come into good use... --AAA! (AAAA) 00:54, 27 June 2007 (UTC)


You used one too many ~ when you sig'd this. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:02, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

Topic Name

RAHB 06:45, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Um, your fucking welcome? --AAA! (AAAA) 13:30, 30 June 2007 (UTC)


Leoispotter has awarded you a helmet!

Now you can bash your head against a brick wall safely and in style!

-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 15:27, 4 July 2007 (UTC)


Toilet paper Dr. Skullthumper has awarded you a roll of toilet paper for voting on bathroom humor. In fact, you voted for it, too. Really quite a plus. So thanks.

Seriously, treat the toilet paper nicely. It's a bit... you know... sensitive. You might want to laugh at the jokes it makes. Particularly the one about the plunger and the angel. God, only heard that one five million times...

 Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 21:19 Oct 25, 2016 00:44, 17 July 2007 (UTC)


Thanks for your edits to Ass Man. Tell me what you think of the article. I submitted it for review once, got 31, then edited it and put images in, and ended up with a 27 (you can't see the first edit in the history because I moved the page). Astrotrain2 16:32, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Hm. It appears you and Strange but Untrue are in an Edit War.

Tell me if it ascends into something... bad. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:20, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

Revert script

Here it is:

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--General Insineratehymn 00:38, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks a lot!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:13, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

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