User talk:A7XtheRev12

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  • You may think some stuff that appears everywhere here is cool, like Oscar Wilde, Chuck Norris, Kitten Huffing, Russian Reversal, and Mr. T. Those things are completely overused and not really funny anymore. Among us sophisticated intelligentsia, we call this phenomenon cliché. Whatever, these subjects are worn out, near death, and in dire need of being huffed. Just please don't mention them unless you have a very, very good reason. Or if it's funny. And I mean funny.
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    pinnacle of subversive irony. Just stay calm, have a good look at HTBFANJS, and try to learn what works best. No one here will ban you as long as you don't impose your non-conformist ideas on already created stuff.
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edit Editing Emo Dynasty

As long as the concept and the content remains the same then yes, you may edit and expand it but note I may revert it if I don't feel the changes appropriate.
Yes, I'd also like to be consulted regarding the edits.
~FairyG. \m/


Yes, I like your suggestions. Just edit the page how you feel and I'll review it; cutting stuff out, adding stuff in and stuffs.
I'm not emo, I just like the music and some of the fashion but I'm not depressed or anything and I don't wear eyeliner. I'm not against emos either. The whole 'emo dynasty' thing's a joke.

edit Our Friend the Tilde, by Walt Disney.

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