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edit Xbox 360
Dude, you're entitled to your opinion on what is the better console, but there's no need to take it out on an article just because it goes against your own personal beliefs. What was there before fits the tone of the article. What you wrote sounds like someone was pissed off with what it says and swapped it with an indignant comment, which you did. Let's please have no revert warring, as this article is popular for that, and it'll only get us both banned. --Matfen 21:22, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
- Mate, the thing is with this site, is that it's a parody site. For humour not fact. The Xbox article, while being quite self-degrading throughout, should still primarily have a bit of a fanboy edge to it. I know that some of those criticisms of the Wii could be shot down. But the point is comedy. Why not focus on fixing up the actual Nintendo Wii article? You clearly know much about it, and if you gave HTBFANJS a read, you could probably create quite a good article. And I never write anything to start a fight, as that would be trolling, and that only happens at Encyclopedia Dramatica. --Matfen 07:43, May 5, 2010 (UTC)