User talk:67.187.21.48

Hi. You're going to have to put a construction tag on your page and expand it or it looks like it'll be huffed anytime. Some folks are quick on the draw here. Thanks. Aleister 23:34 16-3-'12

Maybe you should go talk to this guy, who has put your pages up for deletion. Make nice with him and others. Hey, you seem to like it here, why not sign up with an account name and play with your fellow man. Enjoy (and go talk nice to Matt) Aleister 15:06 17-3-'12

EEEKKKKK. I'm your only friend here right now. So do as a friend says. Look at this page and shudder. Shudder!!! Aleister (UTC)

Oh Dear...

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, 67.187.21.48, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

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If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  Mattsnow 14:23, April 13, 2012 (UTC)

What he said ^

Stop making stupid, crappy articles that consist of like four lines or you will get banned. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:52, April 13, 2012 (UTC)

Not every page needs a {{Wikipedia}}/{{NoWikipedia}} template.

So please don't spam such templates all over the place. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:11, 30 May 2012

Please don't remove ICU tags

Removing ICU tags without permission can get you banned. So please ask the person who placed the ICU tag or an admin before removing any ICU tags. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 01:57, July 21, 2012 (UTC)

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