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Hi. You're going to have to put a construction tag on your page and expand it or it looks like it'll be huffed anytime. Some folks are quick on the draw here. Thanks. Aleister 23:34 16-3-'12

Maybe you should go talk to this guy, who has put your pages up for deletion. Make nice with him and others. Hey, you seem to like it here, why not sign up with an account name and play with your fellow man. Enjoy (and go talk nice to Matt) Aleister 15:06 17-3-'12

EEEKKKKK. I'm your only friend here right now. So do as a friend says. Look at this page and shudder. Shudder!!! Aleister (UTC)

Oh Dear...

Evileye trans

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello,, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your "contributions" — not to put too fine a point on it — have been crap.

If you came here to vandalize — rather than it just being something that comes naturally to you — you should be aware that your edits will not remain on the wiki and in fact it will take us much less time to undo them than it took you to think them up in the first place.

If you thought you were making good edits, then perhaps before you make more of them, you might do some reading first. And start with some of these pages, especially How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid:

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Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

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edit What he said ^

Stop making stupid, crappy articles that consist of like four lines or you will get banned. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:52, April 13, 2012 (UTC)

edit Not every page needs a {{Wikipedia}}/{{NoWikipedia}} template.

So please don't spam such templates all over the place. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:11, 30 May 2012

edit Please don't remove ICU tags

Removing ICU tags without permission can get you banned. So please ask the person who placed the ICU tag or an admin before removing any ICU tags. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 01:57, July 21, 2012 (UTC)

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