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:Yes, we are both trying to help you, though in the last edit, you descended from dumb FAQs about Barf to awful puns involving Barf. One sturdy Rope Aleister is referring to is the one about not removing the {{Tl|ICU}} tag. This is to be done only by designated personnel if they should find that the page finally rises above the level of, well, Barf. Also, please pick a user name. 67.183.3.215 is like a Red Shirt in Star Trek: They can be killed off just to get the plot to twist. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:56 18-Mar-12</small>
 
:Yes, we are both trying to help you, though in the last edit, you descended from dumb FAQs about Barf to awful puns involving Barf. One sturdy Rope Aleister is referring to is the one about not removing the {{Tl|ICU}} tag. This is to be done only by designated personnel if they should find that the page finally rises above the level of, well, Barf. Also, please pick a user name. 67.183.3.215 is like a Red Shirt in Star Trek: They can be killed off just to get the plot to twist. {{User:SPIKE/signature}}<small>18:56 18-Mar-12</small>
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{{Oh dear}} {{User:Mattsnow/sig}} 03:59, April 2, 2012 (UTC)

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Hello, and yo. You are up for banning, why not talk to people and join in the fun and learn the ropes around here. Not many ropes, and they're fun when you master them, but a couple can hang you pretty quick. Barf has the start of a good page! Aleister (UTC)

Yes, we are both trying to help you, though in the last edit, you descended from dumb FAQs about Barf to awful puns involving Barf. One sturdy Rope Aleister is referring to is the one about not removing the {{ICU}} tag. This is to be done only by designated personnel if they should find that the page finally rises above the level of, well, Barf. Also, please pick a user name. 67.183.3.215 is like a Red Shirt in Star Trek: They can be killed off just to get the plot to twist. Spıke ¬ 18:56 18-Mar-12

edit Oh Dear...

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Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, 67.183.3.215, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your "contributions" — not to put too fine a point on it — have been crap.

If you came here to vandalize — rather than it just being something that comes naturally to you — you should be aware that your edits will not remain on the wiki and in fact it will take us much less time to undo them than it took you to think them up in the first place.

If you thought you were making good edits, then perhaps before you make more of them, you might do some reading first. And start with some of these pages, especially How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid:

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