User talk:1999

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edit Hey! Welcome to Uncyclopedia

Hey! Hi! Nice to see you and hello, 1999! I'm Yettie, and I've just dropped in because I've noticed your contributions. So here I am, just popping in, to offer you a little advice and some handy links! Lucky you!

I hope you like the place and decide to stay, but if not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your right... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for newcomers. I really recommend you check them out, even if you only skim over them. These are the links that all the cool and sexy admins started from and worked their way up from. if you want to, one day, be a cool and sexy admin, you must read through them:

If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. I'm presuming you can read, of course. You can read, can't you?



There is the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob Program. It's a scheme that is designed to bring experienced editors straight to you. Any editor on our list of available mentors will be happy to "adopt" you and look after you as you start your Uncyclopedia life. You can ask anyone from that list that you want, if they'll adopt you on their talkpage.




I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Again, welcome! - Sir FSt Don MafiaHatBlack.gif Yettie [18:53 29 Jan]
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