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Welcome! I don't get many visitors to my second talk archive, it being such a disappointing follow up to archive 1. So, come in! Make yourself comfortable. Read an UnSignpost. Hey, where are you going? Come back! Please?! -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 

edit The Value Of Profanity

Thank you most kindly for your comedic input and deletion of my input to the Robert Mugabe article. However, I must say that I think the word cunt is profoundly funny. In fact I am such a big fan of the word that I have made up a song about it, which is shown below:

I'm a cunt He's a cunt She's a cunt We're some cunts Wouldn't you like to be a cunt too?


Yours truly,


Would you kiss your Mother on the cheek with a potty mouth like that? — Sir Sycamore (talk) 08:14, 14 September 2008 (UTC)

edit Thank you!

Hey, I really like what you did with my Necrophiliphobia article. I'd say about 99% of the changes made it funnier, and I'm glad you found a more appropriate image than "zombie che". On an unrelated note, good job on your aristocrats fucking article. It was awesome. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 15:01, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

Thanks. I'm glad you liked what I did. I always thought that the article had a lot of potential and regretted not doing anything about it back when I when I reviewed it. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:09, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

HOlY COW! FEATURED! So, um, who gets the credit for this then? The original writer or the re-writer? Can I officially say I wrote a featured article? It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 22:04, 21 July 2008 (UTC)

I was trying to figure out whether I did enough to merit half the credit, but most of what made the article funny came from you. It's your feature. Congrats. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  16:27, 22 July 2008 (UTC)

edit Nomination!

I've nominated you for Writer of the Month. Just wanted to let you know, and good luck! — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 00:26, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

Thanks for the nom. It means a lot. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:25, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

edit THINKER Loves You

MICKEY! One of the unsung gem producers of this place. I don't know what the 15 and the 20 mean, but I'm sure some power is drawn from them, like HP or something.

Anyway, thanks so much for your support in the Writer of the Year contest. I'm glad you enjoy my articles, and hope you'll continue on reading while writing your own, which I like so much. In short, from the bottom of my cleft, darkness-filled heart, I say thanks be with you. --THINKER 07:06, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

edit Tanks

The Uncyclopedia Health Service gives you a human arm as a token of our appreciation for your vote. Use it as a doorstop, sex aid or nice side to dinner; enjoy. DJ Irreverent

edit Not to be a whore...

I don't think it counts as whoring if I'm just informing you that I added an ending to my article, Charles Lindbergh, which is awaiting your vote. (or further abstain) ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 23:36 Feb 27)

edit Today on The Jerry Springer Show: Nom'ing noms and the nominators who love them

Don't forget to add {{VFH}} when you nom something on, um, VFH. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:50, 18 March 2008 (UTC)

edit Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/User:Cajek/Game:Oliver Twist

GoldenShower Rejoice, 15Mickey20! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

yes, very good review! The game is actually done now, if you would like to take another look?   Le Cejak <-> Mar 27 (10:03)

edit Ridiculously late thankings

SpookyGuy BOO!!
Ha ha ha, I gave you a bit of a scare, did I? That's alright, studies show that scares are an important part of the camp experience. By the way, thanks for choosing Lake Spooky for your summerly dose of fun-fun-fun!
Thanks for voting!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:48, Mar 29

edit An apology

Yeah I may have acted like a dick towards you in the past and, for that, I am sorry. I really admire your writing style as it is very close to my own, so please accept this sincere apology as I really do admire you as a writer and person. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 12:51, 6 April 2008 (UTC)

Newcookie User:DJ Irreverent has awarded you a cookie!
DJ Irreverent
Don't worry about it. It's only because I really like your work that I took such a keen interest in your articles in the first place. I can understand how you can be protective of your work; I'm the same way. You could have acted a lot more dickishly. I'd already forgotten all about it.-- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  17:30, 6 April 2008 (UTC)

edit Color me Vandal

Grak, 15Mickey20

Oddly you have chosen the University of Idaho Vandal colors silver and gold as the colors of your signature.


Verp 21:54, 8 April 2008 (UTC)

The characters and events and colour schemes depicted in this sig are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, animals or collegiate football teams, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Go Vandals. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  12:00, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

edit Tanks

Campaign Leaflet thanks you for the vote.

Unfortunately Campaign Leaflet can not keep any of the promises it made campaigning as the $10 offered by the Pizza place down the street was just too good an offer not to fold for. But still, $5 Pizza - thats tonights dinner for YOU![1]

  1. This is still not a discount coupon.

--Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 07:27, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

edit Really really really really really really late thanks

I felt like making one after all those months --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 12:35, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

edit Thanks

Thank you for voting

You have been awarded majority shareholding in DJ's Worms and Drinkies by way of thanks for voting Pre-Market Economy onto the main page. Just hold on tight, those kids bite...

Glad you like it :D --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 10:49, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

edit Eurovision

As this is coming up for featuring, would you rather have it featured before the contest or on the 24th itself? ~Jewriken.GIF 15:34, 21 May 2008 (UTC)

Let's go with the 24th. It makes sense to celebrate the day of the competition on the front page. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  13:19, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
Spang put it on the queue already, so 24 it is. And Israel will win of course O_O ~Jewriken.GIF 13:36, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

Congrats on your Eurovision article. Just wanted to notify you that I did a translation of the article to German. Certain parts could be translated more or less true to the original, other parts needed a slight rewrite in order to recreate a satirical point which I could not preserve for several possible reasons, for example because I missed the joke or something ... the part about Germany one of them, of course. And I could not use the images because we have to stick to stricter copyright rules over here. Anyway, a very fine work which deserved the effort. Cheers. NaturalBornKieler 13:47, 23 May 2008 (UTC)

edit Game:Oliver_Twist/song1

That was great, Mickey: Thanks for that little bit of craziness!   Le Cejak <16:25, 28 May 2008>

No problem. I enjoyed writing it. I hope the TV talent show bit didn't go too far over your head. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  16:57, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

edit Eurovision - Hall of fame

"Lili Marlene" by Lale Anderson was a German song hugely popular song amoung German soldires in WW2. Had there been a Eurovision back then, it would have won by landslide in 1941-1944 years as the German diaspora in European countries (save Britain, Ireland and Malta) was VERY strong :) The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

Thanks for responding civilly instead of reverting or blanking the article. I still feel that the reference is too obscure. At any rate, the article is meant to be a preview to the upcoming contest (whatever year that is) and a retrospective on the past is a bit out of place. Also, in future, sign your posts using four tildes (these things: ~~~~). -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  13:49, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
Actually I don't think its obscure at all, I knew it. But maybe I'm obscure? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

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edit Whoa WHOA

Wow. I feel honoured in the extreme, I will try to live up to expectations. Thanks, your work has been an inspiration. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 10:45, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Murray

I was watching ESPN or something a while back, and saw that Andrew Murray was in the news, talking about the sad state of tennis in England, and thought of your article. I thought it was pretty ironic. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 14:08, 26 June 2008 (UTC)

He's speaking out/complaining about things all the time. The best one was when he launched a quite bizarre attack on bananas in his autobiography. They are "a pathetic fruit," apparently. He's right about British tennis though, to an extent. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  12:20, 27 June 2008 (UTC)

edit Hey

A while back you voted against on Hippies, which is still up for feature. In your reason you gave me some examples of how to make it better. I took them to heart and tuned it up muchly. Feel free to recheck it out and see if I have improved it enough. Thanks! Necropaxx (T) {~} 23:06, Jun 30

edit Thank You!!!

Sheepbedsheep3 Hey, 15Mickey20. Steven would just like to thank you
for the vote on his article relating to Insomnia.
He really would but right now he's sleeping.
Shhh don't wake him...

A special thanks to you for nominating it in the first place. It means alot to me that people like what I write. Also sorry if I trod on your toes with it; I didn't know anyone else had it planned, I'm sure your version would have been better though. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57!Talk!PEE!Read!UnProvise!Awards! 08:34 6 July 2008

edit Poo Lit Surprise

I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If you no longer want to judge or are incapable of, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go, here are the instructions:

First, read all of the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). Post your top 5 articles here. Hit me up on my talk page for questions, comments, or if these rules are not cognizant within you.

Thank you again for your valued participation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise! ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:25, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

edit Tony and Ludo thank you!

Sudoku roll Splendid, what!

UU would like to express his gratitude for you vote on UnMysteries:A Tissue Of Lies. Therefore, please accept a free gift of Sir John Obvious-Suspect's latest innovation - Sudoku toilet paper, for those mornings when you know you're gonna be in there ages!

I honestly thought that any of my own stuff I loved that much would never make it, so thanks for proving something-or-other to me. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:24, Jul 28

edit Nice One

Without wishing to jump any guns or whatnot, excellent work on Sania Mirza. It's a really good read, and I just wish I hadn't had to go up against such a top notch article in the PLS! --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:09, Aug 11

Thanks, although some credit (not all, let's not go crazy) must go to snkutty for creating such an anti-islamic original. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:41, 12 August 2008 (UTC)

edit Thanks there

Newcookie Sycamore has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For puttng my stuff in the right PLS categorys - and I think you took the time to everybodys, thanks:)— Sir Sycamore (talk) 17:04, 15 August 2008 (UTC)

edit Happy Thoughts Review

Did you like my review of your work? Please point all critique to my talk page. Thank you --WhySoSerious 17:06, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

edit Was just about to answer you on IRC

...and then you ran off. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Sorry. I just assumed you were all consumed with your conversation. Someone thought Sania Mirza was real. It's such a moronic rant that I thought it had to be a joke. I really hope it's not. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:47, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

edit Late!

OK, so bit of a long story, but I've been waiting for the last winner to send me an address (they still haven't, but never mind) and then I got sent to Poland suddenly, and I manage to leave the prizes round my sister's house. And I'd also just done my grocery shopping you know. So I've got, like, a whole fridge full of stuff that I'm not there to eat. And I left flowers in a vase which are going to stink. Kinda like the prizes, which as I say I forgot. They are back in England, or Surrey to be exact, and I'm not. So, umm... they are going to be rather late. Sorry! -- sannse@Wikia (talk) 19:51, 26 August 2008 (UTC)

Hey! I'm in Surrey too! Go Surrey! At least me and my prize are in the same county. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  22:15, 26 August 2008 (UTC)

edit Thanks

Blech-wedding Rory would like to thank you for voting!
"That was a smart move, kid" he says implying that anything else would not be smart and may wind you up underneath a particularly heavy doll's house.
Oh well. Anyway, thanks for voting for on this!

SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 11:40 31 August 2008

edit VFH

Hi Mick, just thought I'd say: your UnNews about cancer is teetering on the brink of a UU For vote, but needs a small tweak, for me. Specifically, the quote from the feminist perspective isn't attributed to anyone. Oh, you mention it's also from the Grauniad, but a quote needs to be directly attributed to someone, even if it's just "a token strident feminist", and that one isn't. Make the tweak, get the vote. Just thought I'd mention it. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:31, Oct 6

Done. Just merged together the names of my two favourite feminist authors. They're also my two least favourites. I only know two. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  17:21, 6 October 2008 (UTC)
And my inner pedant is appeased. So as promised, one for vote is registered. Look forward to seeing what you come up with next! --UU - natter UU Manhole 19:56, Oct 6

edit Huge swiss penis

Whoops:D — Sir Sycamore (talk) 10:30, 11 October 2008 (UTC)

edit Lite/Light?!

Just goes to show I'm an idiot. No, seriously. I'm an idiot. I might be a buffoon as well. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:13, 13 October 2008 (UTC)

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edit Hi.

File:Cookie Hello! :D --Black Suga Baby Gurl Speak up! 21:37, 3 November 2008 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: 3-ish November 2008

Shoved through the letterbox for the one and only time by UU - natter UU Manhole 12:06, Nov 6

edit 100 75 50 25 4 6

"...As proof that I'm not making it up, my opponent tomorrow is called Thomas, he has dark hair and wears glasses. His mother was a former series quarter finalist." wow micky... That was a fucking good guess. like that magic guy in dictionary corner. What happens on Monday? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 16:14 7 November 2008

That was a bloody hard numbers game. Carol and I discussed it outside her dressing room afterwards. It was a special moment.
Tomorrow, there's an older lady whose name I can't remember. Also, the magic guy does a trick with Carol from behind her. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  16:27, 7 November 2008 (UTC)
Oooh look at you, fraternising with the stars. And your prediction is a bit vauge. for a start tomorrow is saturday. Countdown is shown next untill monday. over 60% of contestants on countdown are late-middle age to officaly old, so that could be just a lucky assumption. and it could be argued that the magic guy is already behind Carol anyway as dictionary corner is closer to the back of the studio than Carol's letter board. Also I'm going to send a letter with a link to the Countdown page and say you wrote it under a different name. Then we'll see how much social climbing you get done.
Also that page really does need some cleaning up. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 17:02 7 November 2008
I don't have a job. You can't expect me to know what day of the week it is. It was the fifth show filmed that day, I was tired. All I can remember about that show is that Paul Zenon did a trick involving Carol drawing an X on a toilet sign, behind her back.
I have a suspicion that the Countdown page will get some added attention in the coming weeks. We can clean it up after. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  17:16, 7 November 2008 (UTC)
I watch countdown what makes you think I have a job? Also what kind of schedual is the filming on? did you do them all last month or doing it a few days before or what? I'd just like to know as behind the scenes stuff is interesting.
What's happening in the comming weeks? Is Carol finally leaving? Cos they said she was but yet she lingers. I just presumed the dispute was resolved. I mean if she's being fired surely she could start really fucking with everyone. Arranging the letters to spell out various STDs and putting a decimal point in the random number machine. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 17:25 7 November 2008
I totally pwned your ass on the conundrum. 1 second. Yeah. And I had the pressure of being in my living room with a mug o' tea, instead of all comfy in a TV studio in front of a audience of pensioners and within range of Des O'Connor. Mind you, I was totally useless at all of the other games. It's a long time since I was in a position to watch Countdown. Let's hear it for being off sick! Also: good beard. And... Carol - would you? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:00, Nov 8
So yeah I really think I should have put in a more relevant title... Congratulations on another epic win. What was that conundrum BIGGRONKS? sounds like some obscure euphamism. I ask as that's the only bit I actually saw. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 16:26 10 November 2008
I think it must have been BIGPRONKS, which is actually a clue to the answer, since pronking is a name for a vertical leap, done by antelope or springboks. I know too much.
Carol is leaving at the end of series. I was lucky to get on in time. And, yes, of course I would. It would be an honour. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  13:05, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
Ah cool. When does it end? I thought countdown was just a continuous(e?) noise in the background. Like the war but with less killing and more heart attacks. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 21:58 11 November 2008

Do you win anything good? Good luck anyway. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 08:45, 12 November 2008 (UTC)

Countdown is known nationwide for giving out the best prizes in all of television. For winning one game or more, I get a teapot. From December 5th, the best 8 players from series 59, which started in June (and I've already done enough to qualify for), compete in a knockout format to decide the series champion. The winner of that gets a dictionary. [1] -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  12:28, 12 November 2008 (UTC)
A giant teapot? A teapot ride? A naked woman pretending to be a teapot? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 12:37, 12 November 2008 (UTC)
Geeze A scotsman on countdown. Most of them can't read. He still lost though. 4 + 4 X 8 is 200 X the 50 + the 75 + 6 + the 1? 482? Good enough, no? Fine then oh master of the 6 times table! I would congratulate you but you were bassically given that win. SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 16:14 12 November 2008

  1. Admittedly, it is a 20-volume leather-bound dictionary worth £1,000, but still.

edit Hee Hee, 4OD

I forgot about this. I'm probably the only one useing it to watch countdown. But you're famous! Also you made the lead story in the USP! Congrats! I wanna be on TV now. Is it hard to get on countdown on is there pshchological testing to make sure you don't shout out rude words like SECKS(5) and BASTARDS(8)? SK Sir Orian57Talk Gay flag RotM 11:16 13 November 2008

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edit James Bond

It's a funny article. I just wanted to tell you that. I'm too lazy to review it, but the mark I would give you is... let's say... 38.5? Yeah. Enjoy this meaningless 38.5. IronLung 06:11, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

Thanks. At least I know it wasn't a complete waste of time. Well, actually it, like all uncyc, was a complete waste of time, but at least I now know it's a vaguely entertaining waste of time. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  11:21, 3 December 2008 (UTC)

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edit so countdown, again

How did you do this time? I kinda missed it all because I was rarely awake for it. Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk Sc santa hat for signs 16:52 17 December 2008

I only got as far as the semis, at which point I played a pretty rubbish game and lost. On the bright side, I did lose to the eventual champion. --Christmas present 15Mickey20 Christmas-tree (Ho ho ho to Mickey)  20:57, 17 December 2008 (UTC)
Aww :( well at least you got the dictionary. Which you probably already owned seen-as-how you choosed to be a contestant on Countdown. Emphasis on choosed because I wanted to show how big a word I know by using an eight. Sir Orian57~Christmas!~Talk Sc santa hat for signs 21:11 17 December 2008


Festivus-card Happy Festivus, from The Led Balloon and Jerry Stiller. Put up your Festivus Pole, air your grievances, and prepare for the feats of strength, for festivus cannot continue until I am pinned! Oh, and merry Christmas if you're into that sort of thing.
It's a Festivus miracle!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:24, Dec 21

edit During this season...

Yeah Happy/Merry whatever you believe/ride off to get presents from us at the Church of Assholes Who Make Fun of Churches of Assholes --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 13:45, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
Also you get a personalized message. I would write more but time and inspiration seems to be missing, such is life in high school. Anyway, anything you write would make my article look like a big steaming turd anyway. :P --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 13:45, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

edit Something new!

So I figured out a way to bypass that whole 'deleting people's comments' thing in Talk: Sania Mirza and made This new page! I'm wondering if you, as the original writer, think anything else should be done with the new page at all. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 21:14, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

When that comment was first made I thought to myself "there's another article in this." I think it could be expanded into a whole article, in a similar style to the original, except replacing the fundamentalist's politeness with the IP's crude ranting. I never got round to actually making it though. --Christmas present 15Mickey20 Christmas-tree (Ho ho ho to Mickey)  22:09, 29 December 2008 (UTC)
Hmmm...sounds like a pretty good idea. I'd be willing to work on it with you if you have the time/you want help. If you do want to though, could you start it out? I'm not exactly sure where you would want to go with it past just more ranting. The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 22:33, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

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edit Why hasn't anyone spoken to you this year?

I think you're a great person to speak to you're a minor celebrity after all -- you've been on the television after all! I also want something. You nominated Insomnia, I believe. Why not use one of those surplus votes on something you liked in July? I also thought Enid Blyton was pretty good too. Oh and Why?:Am I a Power Ranger? -- though there may be some obvious bias there. Hope I helped along teh musing process! :D ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 15:25 17 January 2009

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edit Thanks for the visit

Yeah, I was on holiday in New Zealand, it's too bloody hot to go outside in Australia. The Open is also on here and, given this is really the only 2 weeks anyone here cares about tennis, I've been watching that to. On the top 10 thing I noticed your articles made up about half my votes, so you must be dong something right :D --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 01:35, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

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edit Greetings

You have a lot of UnSignposts around here... -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 11:28, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

I get extra UnSignposts because I'm so popular. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  12:04, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
Okay. Keep up the good work! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 14:40, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Greetings

So I noticed that you copied this to your userspace. You are obviously a real fan of it. I was thinking about this, and maybe this might be a situation where we could use the {{Idea}} template. I reckon that if we could manage another paragraph we could get away with sticking that on there. I would add the paragraph myself, but I really know nothing about the subject. Maybe you could do it and swap the expansion template for idea? You would need to use:

{{idea|summary=Description of the concept behind the article.}}

It's absolutely fine for you to do that, but I fancy the article needs to be expanded just a little first. For consistency and such... The trouble might be that some of the articles charm is in its shortness I guess. Anyway, just thought I would mention it, and leave it to you to do what you think is best... MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:06, Mar 16

I thought about expanding, even though I know nothing about the subject matter either. When I realised that it was far too narrow a topic for me to research easily, I instead created another page in my userspace and put it there. I'm working on it. If it's done in time, it may rear its head for the PLS. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  20:15, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Congrats on the highlight!

You had enough for votes for Bond the first time and there wasn't any doubt the second time around, congrats!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  19:40, 19 March 2009 (UTC)

And thanks for nominating it! -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:23, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

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edit Medvedev

Hello Mickey,

Just a friendly reminder. Dmitry Medvedev is not YOUR article. I hope you get it, because there are no articles on Uncyclopedia that belong to someone. This is first of all. Second, please remember that unregistered users count as much as registered do, so they must be given the same rights. If you think that the page has been vandalized by the unfunny, please revert carefully by notifying the person of such deed. Also, keep in mind that humour is a relative thing, so if one person finds it funny and the other one does not, the best way to proceed is to refer to the "How to be funny and not just stupid guide".

By default of not taking the present notice into consideration, I would proceed to send the article to pee review for approval. I strongly suggest we put our differences aside and work together to create a funny article before one of us enters the edit war. I do not believe you would want that, right?

Thank you for your time. Please reply on my own talk page. Yours truly, Shadiac 17:47, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

I said it in the edit summary and will repeat it here; the edits made to the Dmitry Medvedev article does not fit in with what is already there. You'll find instructions along these lines in HTBFANJS. An article should have one central purpose and read as if it has been written by one author. That's not to say it has to actually be written by one person alone, merely that it has to have a consistency in tone and content.
So, let's see what was already there. The existing article was a satire on Medvedev's position as a puppet president, with further references to the unfairness of the Russian political system. There is also a bit about how western reporters naively thought he might develop a mind of his own.
You added a section about Medvedev and a cross-dressing Putin violently fucking each other in a public toilet.
The other two paragraphs are less bad, I'll give you that, but I don't like the idea of writing "You shouldn't bother reading this" at the start of the article. The third paragraph is rambling and hard to understand. How Putin came to power and helped Medvedev during the time when Yeltsin was in power is confusing, as is the bit about Nazis. Finally, the picture. I don't get it. He has a T-shirt on and is holding a skull and a bunny. What has that got to do with anything?
The IP edit said he is the online president. There's no such thing and there's no explanation to back up the joke. There's nothing in the article to explain what an online president is or how this differs from a normal president. It's just random nonsense.
So there you go. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  13:37, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

Alright Mickey. I read your message. Let me show you how I thought it would work. The following is my excerpt from the artcile with my jokes added. I shall explain them one by one.
Dmitry Anatomyevich Medvedev (Russian: Димо Мидведъ) is the undisputed online president (also known as e-president) of the Russian Federation. Medvedev is noted for his harsh stance on individuality and for his loyalty to his prime minister.
One by one. "Anatomyevich", which has the word anatomy in it, is a reference to him being a sock puppet. In other words, he has no anatomy because he's a puppet. Moreover, it kinda fits with his real father name "Anatolyevich", which itself has nothing funny in English. Next - the Russian translation. Of course, this is not real. It's just a garbled pronounciation in Russian to make someone who reads it and understands Russian laugh. Nothing more. Next - online president (e-president) is a reference joke to Medvedev being very "plugged in" to the electronic communications. I don't know, maybe in English wikies it wasn't mentioned, but the Russian ones are all over it. It's a current joke so much that even Medvedev himself said in one of his speeches that "I recognize the potential of reading about me on Wikipedia". He also spends time to chat with citizens, etc. etc. Once again, maybe in English wiki it wasn't heard so it's not funny. You decide.
The pic is there just because the guy looks like him. It's actually Boyd, the nazi punk guy. Looking like Medvedev. You don't think it's funny? Well, shame on you.
Medvedev was born to a modest family of Soviet engineers living in a flat flat, at the time called komunalka. He went to school. Got bullied a couple of times. Lost his lunch money. Ate chalk. Then played some pranks on his teachers, fell in love, smoked pot, drank and drove... You know, this kind of usual stuff everybody does in their lives. In fact, it's so usual it's not even funny. So I don't know why you're bothering reading this paragraph.
Okay, some more random stuff. Actually, it's taken a lot from the original Wiki. He was born to a modest family, was an A grader at school, finished, got his diploma, went to diplomatic relations college... See, I don't have a thing on how to make it sound funny, cuz the only way is to mention at the very end that this whole shit is actually so boring, you just wasted your time reading it. Still don't think that's funny? Tsk tsk tsk.
And then Medvedev met Putin. And his life turned around. Their first encounter happened in 1989, when he came to use a public toilet (before it gets privatized) inside the Russian White house and saw Putin, a fallen-down KGB agent, beating the crap out of some mafia guy. And then he heard the guy's neck snap and saw Putin coming out of the cabin, stretching his dress. When the latter one looked at pissing Medvedev, Putin whispered "And as for my second kill..." and started approaching him with a menacing grin. Medvedev stepped back, trying to escape, but it was too late. What happened next, nobody knows, but when they finally left the bathroom, they were friends. This is how it happens in Russia, by the way.
Here we see a little bit of more acute humour. I say that Medvedev met Putin in 1989 - during that time, it was the "Russian putch" when the government was changing, so Putin was probably eating crap from KGB and was ordered to kill a lot of people in order not to lose his job (and his life). So here we see him decapitate a guy through the toilet bowl which looks something like Casino Royale - a 007 reference, because Putin was a lot like James Bond. It's another recurrent joke. The public toilet getting privatized is another pun, referring to the times when the first Russian oligarchs were buying state stuff and taxing users to pay them for the services. And it's still like that today in Moscow. But less severe. The rest is pretty much random, I agree with you.
In the 1990s decade, Medvedev ran some business until it got bankrupt in 1998 when Yeltsin tried to brew his own moonshine out of soap after he was forbidden to drink due to health problems, and accidentally ruined Russian economy. It is during this time that Putin, once he was appointed president, helped Medvedev get back on his feet and build some political career first as his own henchman, then as a congressman until everybody else got bought by the USA, leaving Dmitry the only non-corrupted (if you don't count the nazi punks) person in the parliament by 2007.
Medvedev did ran a business in the mid-90ies, something like a state notarial service, actually more of a diplomatic mission. Let's read on... Yeltsin trying to brew his own moonshine is a joke coming from two known facts: first that this man was a severe alcoholic. And second, that one time he was really forbidden to drink booze by his doctor and was even coded not to start drinking again (which didn't help). Then this 1998 economic crisis happened in Russia, so I just decided to relate them both to make things funnier. After that, Putin really did help Medvedev, but more on a political level than in personal time. Dmitry was more there breaking his ass for Putin because he was paid like crazy so he led a crazy life style just so that Putin can be satisfied seeing his henchman working. And I'm pretty sure that Medvedev's divorce with his wife in 2006 was also a strong consequence of this loyalty. Then, the funny thing I mention "until everyone else got bought by USA", which is a reference to the fact that USA leaders and NATO organizations were openly bribing any "lefty" congressman during that time (and they still do, but less after what happened in Georgia and etc.) so that they would appeal to them and go against Putin and Russian political system (Because they're afraid USSR would come back lol). Zhirinovsky is the main instigator there... But that's a different story. And at the end, just for comic effect, I add "nazi punks" again as a reference to Boyd pic.
That's about it. You have some dissensions? Let me hear it on my talk page. Thanks, Shadiac 07:06, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
Okay. I've put back the sockpuppet bit at the start. While I liked the idea of the link, I thought the anatomy bit was a little tenuous, but I'll let that slide. I'll also take your word for it that the Russian name is funny to those who speak the language. The online president and Nazi bits are a bit too obscure, at least for the English language version of the article.
I've also added your Yeltsin idea to the "Meet Dmitry" section. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  12:15, 25 April 2009 (UTC)

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That made my day when you voted for my article, because I was just looking through previous WotMs and reading their stuff when you did that. So I was all like, "Cool, an Uncyclopedian legend just voted for me." And then I went to sleep! --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:14, 25 April 2009 (UTC)
Now you're making me feel old. I've been here long enough to remember when Modus won writer of the month. Anyway, I'm glad you liked my for vote. I don't give them out lightly. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:54, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

edit How are things getting along for you?

Probably better than for me :/ still, it's good to be back for a short time and see the new people and stuff, noobs seem to be dealing just fine. Tradesmen was written by one called Nikau and it is one of the best laughs I've had in a while. I'd like to get a reply from you on how things are going - any great article ideas? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 15:23, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

I meant to look at that article, but somehow haven't yet got round to it. I will now. Now that I have a job, I haven't got as much time to write stuff. There is Claude Debussy, which I did for the PLS, but disorganised crime has so far taken me four months to put together.
I had a couple of ideas for Greek Islands (something to do with the mythical lands being overrun by vomitting clubbers) and Saint George (a middle-England, "political correctness gone mad" moan), but God knows when I'll get round to them.
It's good to see you're back here. I hope you stick around and maybe write something. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  15:55, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
Hey a Micky, good to see you! I've not got a job. On a unrelated note: what do you think of this? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:12 26 April 2009

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Just checking: who's pic is this? It may be someone terribly important, but I wouldn't know because I'm American. Really, though, it's not vanity, right? Because I like the article, and want to put it up as a lead story. Cheers. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 21:58, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

I just did a google image search for 31 years old and found that one. Its just some random people, but it fitted the need for an "in happier times" picture that always accompanies this sort of news story. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  23:10, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

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I reviewed your article; hope it's helpful. =) Saberwolf116 17:42, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

You don't appear to have got the joke. The guy hasn't got swine flu. Trowsicki (note the pun) is throwing a sickie. His illness just happens to coincide with him struggling to write an article while the rest of his family are going on holiday. There's an extra joke or two that I forgot to include so I'll put those in now. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  20:51, 11 May 2009 (UTC)
I liked it. Just saw it as I was checking stuff, and thought I'd mention it. Shame about him missing the colour supplement - sounds like the kind of thing that would really further a guy's career! =D --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:04, May 17
Thanks UU. I've decided that it's a sign of brilliant realistic satire if people think it's real and don't notice the joke. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  20:42, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
I do so agree. --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:50, May 17

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Just been reading some of your tennis-related articles and am very impressed, do you have plans to do any more? Wimbledon's over and I need something to replace it :( --El Sid 22:36, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Thanks. I haven't been writing a huge amount recently, partly because I have a job now, which doesn't help. I have an idea for an article which would cover all the Russian women, but when I get round to writing it is anyone's guess. Sorry I can't keep up with the demand, but I appreciate your feedback. I'm sure you'll find plenty of other stuff to enjoy here. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  22:04, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

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We're looking for judges for Poo Lit. Are you game? Are you?! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:11, 1 September 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, but I'm planning to enter. The Poo Lit gives me the motivation to not only write, but make an attempt to finish an article. My only feature this year, Claude Debussy, came from the poo lit, while the other article I've been working on has taken close to a year to get into it's current, probably finished, state. So, yeah, no judging for me. I'd be happy to do both, though... -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  17:32, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
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