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edit Hello and welcome
I see that you are a 25-year-old Chilean! Keep in mind that this website is for writing original comedy in English that will have general appeal to readers in the English-speaking world. (There is a Spanish-language site too.) I do not know the quality level of our article on Chile, but I wrote most of the article on Peru. Two of us have just collaborated on South American dreadnought race with plenty of national stereotypes and a small bit of actual history. 23:10 24-Nov-13