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| <big>'''Welcome To Uncyclopedia'''</big><br /> |
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'''Hello, {{PAGENAME}}, and welcome to [[Uncyclopedia:About|<font color="#F9D005"><u>Uncyclopedia</u></font>]]! Thank you for registration & your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. Please take this time to read some of our help guides provided below. ''' |
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*'''[[Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian|<font color="#F9D005"><u>Beginner's Guide</u></font>]]''' |
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*'''[[Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid|<font color="#F9D005"><u>How to be funny and not just stupid</u></font>]]''' |
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'''If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:''' |
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*'''[[Uncyclopedia:About|<font color="#F9D005"><u>About Uncyclopedia</u></font>]] and [[Uncyclopedia:Five pliers|<font color="#F9D005"><u>The five pliers of Uncyclopedia</u></font>]]''' |
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*'''[[Uncyclopedia:How To Get Started Editing|<font color="#F9D005"><u>How to get started editing on uncyclopedia</u></font>]]''' |
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*'''[[Uncyclopedia:Everything you ever wanted to know about Uncyclopedia, but were afraid to ask|<font color="#F9D005"><u>Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask</u></font>]]''' |
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*'''[[Help:Contents|<font color="#F9D005"><u>Help Pages</u></font>]] - if you need help with a specific issue''' |
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'''If you need help, ask me on [[User talk:Tom mayfair|<font color="#F9D005"><u>my talk page</u></font>]], ask at the [[Forum:Village Dump|<font color="#F9D005"><u>Dump</u></font>]], ask an [[Special:Listusers/sysop|<font color="#F9D005"><u>Administrator</u>]], chat with users on the [[Uncyclopedia:Chat|<font color="#F9D005"><u>IRC</u></font>]], or add the following: <nowiki>{{help}}</nowiki> to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!''' |
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'''Sincerely,''' |
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<br />'''''-- {{User:Tom mayfair/sig}}''''' |
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