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Latest revision as of 20:23, November 26, 2006

Hammer and sickle Welcome To Uncyclopedia

Hello, 0mikr0n, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for registration & your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. Please take this time to read some of our help guides provided below.

If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, ask an Administrator, chat with users on the IRC, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!

Sincerely,
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