User talk:Un-Лёва Корова

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Terumvra greets you and bids you welcome to Uncyclopedia.

Greetings and well met, Лёва Корова. Thank you for creating an account and giving me this wonderful opportunity to go through your refrigerator in search of quality mustard. Er, that is... I mean to say, welcome. Hopefully, you shall soon proceed to contribute good stuffs to this... er, place, but in the meantime, feel free to poke around. I do hope you like it here and choose to stick around.

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Again, welcome.  ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20101118 - 04:56 (UTC)

Video of Zhirinovskiy

Oh, this one is here...

This stupid fuck annoyed us at Absurdopedia for a looooooong time. In fact, I doubt he speaks English (as he's only a schoolboy), but one can never know. 'Tis better to combine a banhammer with his head. — Praetorian the Glorious Strategist. 10:57, November 27, 2010 (UTC)

Eh, this isn't Absurdopedia, you know. Now be nice, Praetorian, will you? Wait until a fella does stupidities and whatnot... ~ Pointy *shifty eyes* (talk) • (stalk) -- 20101127 - 17:08 (UTC)


Ви русские, там всі такие? Без тупих угроз и ругатєльств никак? Оно і видно... "Рожу оно мнє начистит" - дома у себя рожи всєм чистить будеш! Єсли з одного разу не понял, повторяю, щто

Небуду я тебе розблокіровивать!!! --Символ юстиції Vox 20:14, December 20, 2010 (UTC)
  • Новоуральск свой чортов розноси! А закони, суко, в туалете будеш установливати! --Символ юстиції Vox 21:09, December 20, 2010 (UTC)


Change the 'subst:' at the beginning of your sig in your preferences to 'subst:nosubst|'.

Also, be a dear and remove the font size and make the flags smaller, eh? Say, 18px at most... else you will make me very upset. You profess to love me; do you wish to see me upset? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:16, 17 December 2010

Stop it

У вас есть два варианта ... Либо вы остановить утверждая, что вы любите Lyrithya раз вы возвращаетесь из ваш запрет, или вы будете лично быть побежден Грю армии. Учитывая ваш статус как мудак на Absurdopedia, мы могли бы с полным правом, чтобы избавиться от вас. И если что-нибудь случилось, я использую переводчика. Я не могу на самом деле владеют русским языком. --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 00:18, December 22, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry about the aggressive note above...

But from the indications I've been getting from Vox, you are definitely behaving like an asshole. I probably shouldn't have been that sharp, but with your asshattery, and some recent events that went on, I was pissed off enough to do so. I'd like to apologize about that.

Speaking of which, can you speak any English? --Revolutionary, Anti-Bensonist, and TYATU Boss Uncyclopedian Meganew (Chat) (Care for a peek at my work?) (SUCK IT, FROGGY!) 15:39, January 18, 2011 (UTC)

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