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edit Adoption


No, don't adopt them, adopt ME! I'm a good noob, I promise! --MintPearlVoice 12:34, 2 August 2008 (UTC)


adopt me, i am older than you & therefore electronically illiterate. --NathAnonymous see that link i just made? i had to look at the ones below me to figure out how to do that.


will you adopt me please?????? --CheeseBoy 21:52, 2 August 2007 (UTC)


Me too? I have tons of ideas but know nothing about how Uncyclopedia/Wikipedia code works... I needses le help! Otherwise it's back to Kitten Huffing for me... O.o --Noremakk 23:19, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

Will you adopt me please?*puppy dog eyes* --Babyeater 01:53, 23 October 2008 (UTC)Babyeater

edit Adawptshun?

Can I haz adawpt? Zakolus

edit Mmmmm Children

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edit Adoooopt me im ever so smrt (and sexy)

Funny face old man

THIS IS ME

Can you adopt me, I’m ever so smart! Pretty please with a cheery on top! Please, I’ll be your friend-^<>^--Mr.Huffy 06:54, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

TOO LATE I GOT ADOPTED BY ANGELA JOLIE--→☃☭Mr.Huffy☭☃← 02:38, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Thanks for the crossdressing reference. That's what she said. (Was this supposed to be funny? That anglo-saxons are crazy, Asterix!). -- herr doktor needsAcorpse Rocket [scream!] 02:43, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

edit HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH CONTENTSES GOT DELETED!!!!!!1--Small_Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 07:03, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Against the will of the public. I'm sure going round saying that to people is also breaking some rule somewhere.. —Braydie 07:08, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
I guess, but squiggle needs to get informed, seeing as he doesn't go on very often anymore.--Small_Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 09:15, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

edit Welcome back

Loser. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:34, 21 April 2007 (UTC)

What the heck was that for? One of our best writers returns, and your like this?--59.100.69.212 08:48, 23 April 2007 (UTC)--Small_Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 08:48, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

Sorry. ]: --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 21:57, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

edit Cookie storage

Newcookie Gert5 has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Cookie number eleven from my free cookie giveaway

edit Challenge from VFH

The episode is "The Front." --Alksubsig.gifAlksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:37, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

edit Give Me Cookie

  1. "Good ol' rock. Nothin' beats that." First to locate the exact Simpsons episode with that quote gets a cookie. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:43, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

O rly...it was The Front (The Simpsons episode). Now you own me a cookie!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Front_(The_Simpsons_episode) --→☃☭Mr.Huffy☭☃← 00:43, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

edit Adopt? Please?

Would you mind adopting me? I need some Uncyc editing experience. Jedibob5 23:47, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Sig

Nice one. Stick it to the man! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:57, 14 May 2007 (UTC)

YEAH! Punk rock will never die! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 21:03, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
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It felt appropriate. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:21, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
So you've seen my tattoo, then. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:29, 15 May 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, I was there when you got that temporary tattoo thing out of that bubble gum wrapper at the mall that one time. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:47, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

I hate to break it to you, but your sig violates two rules:

A) It's more than 55 "X" long, including your datestamp.

B) It does not contain some part of your nick and/or clearly identify you.

Fix it, and HAND. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 05/17 22:21

(Ok, I don't hate to break it to you. I revel in it. Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 05/17 22:22 )
I changed it, although it never was longer than 55 X's (even including a datestamp). There are even 55 X's at my sig page for comparison to prove it. I added my name though, which I was admittedly in violation of. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:09, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
Well, I see this:
SigSSHOT
Bone_F_clear.png Sir Famine, Gun Petition » 05/18 01:26
Wait... Really? That's odd. My computer only shows the X's as super tiny. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:54, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Hey

I was reading your bio on the AAN page, and I saw that you were 13 years old. If your "not joking" is to be taken seriously, then I can assume you're still young, and that's really cool. I'm 14, so I've felt a little out of place, but I'm glad to know that someone else young is trying. Also, no hard feelings about your against vote on HowTo:Beat the Odds. Cheers.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:54, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

You young whippersnappers, you.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
/me gives Mhaille "the look." Yeah, I wasn't joking, I am 13. But it's great that you don't get pissed at people who Against you; I know I did when I started out. Just keep writing and sooner or later you'll write a hit. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:20, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
I did get pissed (more that people weren't voting at all, but that's a different story). Then Ceridwyn talked some sense into me. Poof. Now I have sense in me.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:40, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

edit My name

Ahhh! My name is on the "See these cool people", how cool is that. Anyway, why did the French cross the road? It's gneomI 08:14, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

... To get to le other side? -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 19:49, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks ever so much!

Just wanted to again thank you for your VFH Vote on UnBooks:Now That You Are Almost a Woman. Kisses, good karma and hugs! Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:06, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Lemony Snicket

I love that article. You wrote it really well, 'grats.

Thanks! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 20:42, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Finger cymbals ting-a-ling for you!

PPCelebatoryPose Prettiestpretty dances for your pleasure!
For voting on Now That You Are Almost a Woman

Now go out and get in touch with your feminine side!

Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:06, 23 May 2007 (UTC)


edit LEGO

OMG THANX!!!
LegoJFK
For voting on my Lego Assassination Image on VFP!

Sliffy thanks you!
I so totally stole this box

Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!”

so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? Jambow 15:23, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Award for liking the old Contents

--General Insineratehymn 18:16, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Just dropping by

to say SQUIGGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
where you been? --KATIE!! 04:15, 4 June 2007 (UTC)

KATIE!! Nowhere much. Dropping in and out, voting for things on VFH, but not writing much at all anymore. I'm more on Wikipedia nowadays, mostly. How have you been? -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:08, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
You're wasted on Wikipedia. They have bots to do that work. --Katievanity.jpg 05:26, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Wikipedia...

Say it ain't so! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:43, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

It am so. I mostly work on alternative/indie rock-related articles. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:04, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
You lie. That's not Squggle! It's not! /me runs from room, crying like a little girl. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:03, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
No, it's me all right. Just much lamer than my usual slick, hip, Uncyclopedia persona. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:05, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
I think we need a moments silence for our fallen comrade. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit Adopting

Squiggle, are you still adopting? If you are, this poor, abused soul needs a good host and house. Thanks

--Maharaja Hdgcfcf | Icons-flag-in | User Page | Talk | Go Kill Yourself 17:09, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

I'm kinda on a semi-indefinate hiatus right now, so I don't know how often I would be able to mentor you, though it would be pretty infrequently. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:15, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
Well, thanks for letting me know about that, especiallly since I do need someone to look at my articles frequently and let me know what exactly I need to work on. --Maharaja Hdgcfcf | Icons-flag-in | User Page | Talk | Go Kill Yourself 14:09, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Poo Lit Surprise Judging

Glad to see you've volunteered! Now's your chance to sign up for your preferred Category, whichever that may be. Head over to the project page and put your name down where you want it. Thanks in advance. I'll be keeping in touch over the course of the competition, so stay tuned and feel free to hit me up on my talk page should you need to. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 16:04, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

edit Thankie!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:24, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

edit ADOPTION IS REQUIRED.

Plz? I'm a total NEWB. Plus, I know almost nothing about this place, or rude humor. (But why would I need to know that around here!) Plus, I'm 14! (Not kidding.) IMWARIO 14:44, 5 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks a bunch there, mate.

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:07, 7 July 2007 (UTC)


edit PLS Judging Instructions: Have a Gander

I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If there has been some accident or mistake, and you no longer want to judge, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go, here are the instructions. First, read all the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least somewhat fair and based on merit. And C, post your top 5 articles here, in order: User:ENeGMA/PLS Judging Hit me up on my talk page should these rules not cognizate within you. Thank you again for your continued cooperation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:33, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Cookie, other stuff, etc

First off, here's the cookie because I love you

Newcookie User:Thekillerfroggy has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Secondly, the writing stuff. Disregard this if it's illegal and whatnot, but anyway: Regarding your comments on the judging page, when I made the rewrite I was unaware that the actual Russian Roulette article was in such a sorry state, but I noticed the recently created HowTo on recent changes, so I took a stab at it. However, User:TheLedBalloon noticed the same article, which brought up an even bigger conundrum. However, this conundrum might propose a solution to our qualms: while my article was a complete rewrite, his stuck to the original idea of the HowTo. At the end of the contest, both of ours can go into the mainspace later on, with mine as the HowTo (since it has more of a HowTo feel to it, know-what-I'm-sayin'?) and him as the bare bones Russian Roulette. Does that make you understand better, and stuff? --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 03:11, 9 July 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the cookie :). Your plan sounds good, though you'd have to ask TheLedBalloon about it first. Your comments aren't illegal, unless you're trying to get me to change my judging, in which case a bribe must be sent to both me and ENeGMA. I think he'll accept obscure indie rock CDs; I just want cupcakes. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:52, 9 July 2007 (UTC)


edit Woah! That's some HOT stackin'!!

Stacking The
International Stackers Association of America
thanks you for your continued support of

CUP STACKING!
Which, as we all know, is a totally real sport.

Thanks pallie, glad you enjoy this one. ;) --THINKER 00:33, 16 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Clueless Newbie Needs a Little Help...

Clueless newbie speaking ;) I was just wondering if Uncyclopedia has a "How-to" section. I thought there was one, but I can't seem to find a link. Can you send me one? Thanks :) Horses4Ever 02:04, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

HowTo.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:57, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
Thanks a bunch :) Actually, I do have one more question... with talk pages here, are you supposed to reply on your talk page, or on the sender's talk page? On wikiHow, we always reply on the sender's talk page, but here it seems different. So, I'm a little confused :P Horses4Ever 20:11, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
It rather depends upon the person. I personally don't care. Etiquette in general dictates that wherever the original message is posted should be where the conversation plays out. That's what I do.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:13, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
Okay then :) I'll try to get in the habit of replying where the conversation starts, then. Though this may take some getting used to... ;) Horses4Ever 01:55, 26 July 2007 (UTC)
To make it easier, you should add any talk page you post on to your watchlist. You can either click the "watch" tab at the top of the page, or click "My Preferences," go to "Watchlist," and check "Add Pages I edit to my watchlist." That'll add any page, but it'll make it easier in the long run. Now..../me hides before Squiggle eats me.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:58, 26 July 2007 (UTC)

edit I just realized...

You are sort of like Prince, except you were a symbol first, then you became "the artist formerly known as the symbol". I bet you sound like him too. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 21:35, 24 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Re: *Whine*

Bah, humbug. I helped a clueless newbie. Is that a crime? The answer is no. Also, sorry.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:49, 26 July 2007 (UTC)

edit You Judges the PLS! And you didn't fuck it up! Congratulations!

Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule to read articles for me for no pay. Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 20:30, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

Hold on... I'm not being payed? That's the only reason I did it! If I had known that from the beginning, I wouldn't have bought that mobile home. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 20:33, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Do you detect a slight scent of curry flavored yogurt?

Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:14, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Thank you!

Russian Roulette Guy UGH
Thekillerfroggy would like to thank you for reading and enjoying his instructional Russian Roulette handbook. Now you can be just like me (pictured)!
Oh, those Russians...

edit Username change

You used to be the user with a bazillion of symbols, right? How did you change everything. I ask this because I, too, am considering changing my Username and have asked for your expert advice. Necropaxx (T) {~} 21:12, 11 August 2007 (UTC)

edit All hail!

--The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 09:33, 25 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Adopt Me!

Squiggle, I hear you have an adoption opening. I'm a n00b in need of an *ahem* unparent... I read a little bit 'bout you and I was hoping youd be able to answer every single grueling question I have.

P.S.I'm 12 years old. Won yeer yunga dan yoo. Not that it means much. Okay so won mo taim, ADOPT ME!--Fortheworld95 18:28, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks, guvn'a

When is Squiggle coming back?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:45, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Not soon. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:13, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
Oh noes! Why not?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:16, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
No inspiration. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:22, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
Don't let it get you down! Goodness, mein Herr, when I was down on inspiration, I did a few quickie articles and they made it, by gum! You could too! You told me about the comeback HowTo, and I made one. You should too! Come on, it's really easy, and we miss your writing.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:24, 13 September 2007 (UTC)
...Fine. I'll try. Maybe. On the weekend. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:28, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

edit You'll try, eh...?

Well? Where's that article?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:30, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

edit And What Happened

To October? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit We wait...

...with bated breath. We does! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:41, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

I hope by putting that there I will motivate myself. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:43, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
 :) —Braydie 00:45, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
Where the hell did Braydie come from?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 03:54, 18 November 2007 (UTC)
Behind the couch. He was going to pop up and yell "Surprise!", but he got in to the sherry and, well... Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:14, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Now you're just being a tease

Seriously! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 07:43, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

edit An adoption would be most forecoming!

My Good Squiggle, Having read your resume and realising your astounding merits at such an age, I do formally request to be adopted by you, given my current status as a "noob", as is the common vernacular. Any assistance you are willing to provide would be most appreciated, as I only recently joined after a bit of ghost editing on Dance Dance Revolution, which I presumed too good an idea to let stagnate. So, in conclusion, thank you for reading this, and a response would be most appreciated. The Cake is a Lie, DaVaRo 03:46, 22 November 2007 (UTC)

edit ADOPT ME NOW NUB!

The best way to not turn me down by way of inactivity is to not be inactive.-Innocent, bright-faced young noob

edit Bloody Pagans

PremierTomMayfairCheXMAS
Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

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edit Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch Icons-flag-au 13:21, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

edit adopt pleaseee

Would you please adopt me?. I need some help(formatting, picture ideas) with an article(Unnews:Latest attempt to capture santa fails) on my sub-userpage by the way. Thanks in advance for any help.

Yongen 92

The article is here: :MySubPage. Sorry, I don't know how to link my userpage direct to here.

edit Adoption

Please adopt. —Ionas Dalton Freeman 00:08, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

Squiggle is no longer adopting [1]--Æ 00:09, 30 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Squiggle!

Stop teasing us. Mother sets your place at the dinner table every night, but you never show. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:23, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

edit YEAAAAAHHHH! </The Who>

SQUIGGLE!!!!!!

It's been FOREVER! How old are you now, 14?! What're you doing these days, fixing the world? Come on to irc sometime!!--Sir Shandon GUN (Talk) (Trophy Room) 05:24, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

edit YAY SQUIGGLE!!!!!!!

Thanks for peeing on my article, buddy. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:20, 3 January 2008 (UTC)

edit Re: Odd

Well, I can't really help you. There aren't any admins present in the IRC right now. My only advice would be: plead to somebody who can help you more-so than e|m|c (namely, everybody). Cheers! --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 06:52, 11 January 2008 (UTC)

edit Vote for the Top 10!

You know you wanna! ;) -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 20:38, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

edit IRC Situation

After being notified of your situation Squiggles, I have placed the last hostmask you used on the exception list. If that does not work, please figure out what your hostmask (which is not your IP address, please don't give me your IP address) and let me know what it is. However, it will hopefully work without you having to give me your hostmask. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:40, 16 January 2008 (UTC)

edit EPIC FAIL!

(sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote!Icons-flag-gb

edit Just Can't Get Enough


edit say it ain't so...

I can't believe it; You of all people would be responsible for getting one of my articles deleted! Personally I thought this one was closer to VFH than deletion... But if you don't think so I'll hear you out. Assuming you are familiar with ODB, can you tell me what you found wrong with it??? And if possible, bring it back? I liked it. --So So 06:05, 9 February 2008 (UTC)

MadMax restored it to my user space and I slapped it back on the mainspace. If you still don't like it put it on VFD to be put to a fair trial. Or if you just plain have a vendetta against ODB that you have to take out on something you can VFD the other (inferior) article about him, Radagast. (btw, the two were once merged but I had them separated because the writing styles are too different). --So So 07:49, 9 February 2008 (UTC)

edit Yay, you taught me to use images!

CruiseHeil

Tommy boy here wants to help Luvvy thank you for a vote. -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 16:34, 20 Feb



DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 08:53, 19 February 2008 (UTC)


/me also tackle/hugs awardee in hopes of getting some cookies... -- DameViktoria Heart_anim.gif Icons-flag-gb - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 16:34, 20 Feb

edit THE EXCITING TELEPLAY

User:Savethemooses/Doctor Squiggle and the Case of the Aborted Moose Fetus -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 22:55, 22 February 2008 (UTC)

edit Thanks + Image

Beachboys frown cover

That's my way of saying thank you for the review of the script. Is good?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:52, 24 February 2008 (UTC)

Is good! Muchos gracias, señora. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 18:35, 24 February 2008 (UTC)

edit Holy Crap LOLZORZ!

When did all that stuff happen?!?! -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 18:27, 25 February 2008 (UTC)

edit 210.213.69.246

What's wrong with being satirical? I am not putting a chicken in Mars! --210.213.69.246 07:50, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

Hey, I'm going to have to ask you to stop reverting to an older version of the Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo article. It isn't improving the article or making it any funnier. You haven't done anything worthy of a ban, but at this point I'd recommend that you quit before it comes to something like that. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 07:50, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

There is a fine line between being satirical and being stubborn and unfunny. Also, there is a not-very-fine line between putting a chicken in Mars and constantly reverting the Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo article to a not very funny version. If you continue you will most likely be banned. ---- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 07:55, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

I appreciate your concern over the Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo article. If I were you, I would be double sided and open minded and not just concentrate over the reverting issue. Anyway, it is not I who first reverted. I am doing this in good faith and just doing a political satire not a useless junk and full of non-sense. Please don't judge me as a vandal and I am just creating a better "spoof" to Gloria. Thanks! --210.213.69.246 08:01, 29 February 2008 (UTC)

I believe this user is the same one as the one who "took ownership" of the Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo article. This IP is dead and doesn't have the same subnet as the aforementioned, but if you take a quick look at its edits it is identical and his smartass remarks in the talk pages has an uncanny resemblance.
Even his comments in the 210.213.69.246 talk page is quite a coincidence.
This guy took ownership of the article that was this dude's version and is now being pee reviewed. You can compare the versions if you go way back in the creation of the article. It was not his.
It's really a mystery why this guy is doing this after a 2 year hiatus. He just appeared out of nowhere and did a revert war, and messing up the Philippine articles.
This is the common denominator on this IP and the one that I'm talking about: they both became active in the Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo article almost the same time and did the same exact edits. --Gilgal122px-Flag of Pirates800px-Flag of the Philippines svg(Talk to me bitch!!!) 13:09, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

edit SQUIGGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What can I say to one of the most Wikipedian of us Uncyclopedians? I suppose thank-you would suffice. Though you don't write here nearly as much as you should, I'm glad to see you back and at least marginally active. I remember when I was young, I was so thrilled to have someone "my age" on Uncyclopedia. Little did I know that the Mhaille's were the real scarcity. So thanks for your vote, which led to my +sysop. Toodles.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 04:25, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

edit Woo!

Your ceaseless whoring of UnNews:Olipro is wearing a thong, offers $10,000 to anyone who can guess what color it is makes you my new hero. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 03:20 Mar 2

edit Thong'd!

Manthong2 Olipro presents you with this
Brutal-looking manthong (which he is no longer wearing)
Thanks for voting for UnNews:Olipro is wearing a thong, offers $10,000 to anyone who can guess what color it is over at that crazy VFH thing.

~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 03:38 Mar 2


edit Adopt me! It's too quiet on the chatboard tonight, where'd you go?

It's too quiet on the board tonight, and I blame you. If we were sitting here drinking your spiked punch, things would be so much more interesting. Lol.

edit MOAR LOLZORZ!!

<Emperor> is penis not wank sorry if bad <Emperor> how can you do penising <Emperor> uncyclopaedia is good good , continue in it pleas <Emperor> i were LOLZORZ <Emperor> why lolzers <Emperor> is he racsist? <Emperor> he vote me march gob shite ? <Emperor> sorry to every body for myself <Emperor> quitting ok ? <Emperor> good good bye bye !!! <Emperor> no joking !! <Emperor> why are any body not texting <Emperor> emperor an lolzorz are owned by some one else <Emperor> some body text sir squiggle i am exiting Canada

Also, you made my list of awesome people!!! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 10:25, 3 March 2008 (UTC)


edit Oh Dear!

Evileye trans

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, Squiggle, and welcome to Freenode! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these:

Good luck and I'm sorry you got off to such a bad start. I hope you enjoy abusing the network here and being a general nuisance! Please use a fake name when abusing non-existent rooms. This will automatically produce a network staffer to pwn you.

If you need help or think this template has been placed unfairly, please ask me or an admin on their talk page, rather than going bat-fuck-insane. Alternatively you can ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{cabbage}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  Spang talk 06:33, 04 Mar 2008

edit THE TRUTH FOR YOUTH!!!

I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT PORNO PAGES! PLEASE GO BACK TO THAT SOCCER SITE WE WERE VIEWING -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 21:09, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

edit ^ LIEZ

Also, I'm glad your article got featured as it totally deserved to be a long time ago. Also also I will be taking a break from uncyc for exams X/ and being naughty. See ya in April --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 09:07, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

edit You suck!

You're seriously failing Geometry? That's like, the second easiest class in the world. Next to Eating Class, aka LUNCH. Scan in one of your tests, I'll tell you what's a triangle and what's not. I aced that class. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 13:56 Mar 12

YOU FOOL! GEOMETRY IS NOT EASY! I mean, I'm doing pretty well in it but STILL! IT'S NOT JUST THAT!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:54, 12 March 2008 (UTC)
Sure it is. You get to be like, "lol AAS fool" and solve every problem the same way. Geometry is easy as shit. Algebra II isn't much harder. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 02:06 Mar 13
DAMN, how smart are you, Dude?! A.II is the worst! You must be like a super math genuis or something! -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Mp-1 Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 18:14, 13 March 2008 (UTC)
I once wrote the quadratic formula on my wall in my sleep. What makes this so remarkable is that I didn't actually learn about it for another three weeks. Plus, I was about five years old. I still got spanked for writing on the walls. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 21:52 Mar 13
OOOHH... Can I spank you, too???!!! :-* -XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Mp-1 Grl UnSis Dude Slut! 02:18, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

Why are we talking about spanking SysRq on my talk page? Shoo! The lot of you! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:38, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

Alright...HAPPY PI DAY!! =D ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 19:06 Mar 14

edit Seeking adoption

Hello, i saw that you were seeking to adopt someone in the "adopt a n00b" program. I would appreciate if you considered Adopting me. Please send me a reply through my talk page. Thank you --Moonzeppelin 00:31, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

edit O HAI

Up for a game of InkLink? -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 22:15, 26 March 2008 (UTC)

edit New IM!

IM from dctrskull1990 to Squiggle
dctrskull1990 [07:26 AM]: hey
dctrskull1990 [07:26 AM]: so uh
dctrskull1990 [07:26 AM]: i saw you voted on that drug dealer article
dctrskull1990 [07:27 AM]: heh
dctrskull1990 [07:27 AM]: your probably wondering who i am
dctrskull1990 [07:27 AM]: i'm the guy that wrote it
dctrskull1990 [07:27 AM]: srsly i'm not shitting you
dctrskull1990 [07:27 AM]: anyway
dctrskull1990 [07:28 AM]: you're probably gonna end up bein one of those people i never take off my buddy list even tho we only speak once
dctrskull1990 [07:28 AM]: which sounds kinda creepy and all
dctrskull1990 [07:28 AM]: but its kind of like an honor you know
dctrskull1990 [07:28 AM]: being on my buddy list
dctrskull1990 [07:29 AM]: cuz i got a featured article on uncyclopedia
dctrskull1990 [07:29 AM]: partially thanks to you!
dctrskull1990 [07:29 AM]: so i guess all i'm tryin to say is
dctrskull1990 [07:29 AM]: thx
dctrskull1990 [07:31 AM]: and can we get one thing clarified right now
dctrskull1990 [07:31 AM]: sorry to bother you like this, i'm probably wasting your time
dctrskull1990 [07:31 AM]: considering you're NOT RESPONDING or anything
dctrskull1990 [07:32 AM]: but lets just get this settled
dctrskull1990 [07:32 AM]: like for peace of mind
dctrskull1990 [07:32 AM]: you dont sell drugs do you
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edit I'm new here.

How does one go about getting "adopted"? Fnoodle (talk) 00:22, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

Ze mole is grounded, so I will step in for him. Go here. sirIgnignokt.gifsysrq @ 02:03 Apr 12

edit Hi There!

We've kinda met in the IRC. So you say your voice sounds like a 13-year old. Well I'm sorta begging you to do a song for me called "A song by a n00b. As a request, can you sing it in the country-rock style make it as noobish as possible please? --The Improver talkcontribs03:02, Apr 16 2008 (UTC)

edit Thanks for the vote

You voted glam and you voted good baby, thanks for voteing Tony Visconti on VFH:)--Sycamore (Talk) 21:27, 27 April 2008 (UTC)


edit Adoption

Hello, we met the other night of IRC. You helped me with suggestions on my Tootsie Rolls entry. You had offered to adopt me after hearing about the tragic loss of my parents in clown-car crash. I've done a massive edit on the Tootsie Roll page and was just wondering what you thought and if you were still interested in taking me in. I am uncertain as to how the process works. Thank you,--Cheapinitreal 05:00, 3 May 2008 (UTC)

edit Really really really really really really late thanks

I felt like making one after all those months plus I'm a filthy stinking whore ;) --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 12:32, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

edit Thanks

Lemonadestand
Thank you for voting

You have been awarded majority shareholding in DJ's Worms and Drinkies by way of thanks for voting Pre-Market Economy onto the main page. Just hold on tight, those kids bite...
Lemonadestand

--Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 10:30, 7 May 2008 (UTC)

edit Thankies

Pyotr Kuznetsov Pyotr Kuznetsov Says: "Thank You For Voting!"
Pyotr Kuznetsov would be here himself, but what with his psychiatric treatment and all, he sent Dora to convey this message.
Oh wait, Dora's dead! Oh well. Anyway, thanks for voting for this!

Please accept the preceding generic template as a sign of my gratitude, Squiggle. - 08:22 17 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

edit I haven't posted on this talkpage in a while

True story. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:30, 17 May 2008 (UTC)

I haven't posted on this talkpage (or this thing) in a while either. Funny that. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 19:27, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
I also haven't replied on this talkpage in a while. You should be here more. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:07, 17 May 2008 (UTC)
I know. I should really get around to writing that Lactose intolerance article. Thanks a bunch for the images, by the way. I never thanked you before because I haven't been here enough. It's one big ugly cycle, really. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 07:54, 18 May 2008 (UTC)
No problem. Comedy is serious business. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:19, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

edit I am not under threat of death when I write this

I am writing this letter in confidence believing that if it is the wish of God for you to help me and my family, God almighty will bless and reward you abundantly. My family and I are true Christians and worship's God truthfully. I got your contact through Internet during my research on some one who could help us. I am a female student from University of Nigeria, Lagos. I am suitable yrs old. I'd like any person who can be caring, loving and home oriented. I will love to have a long-term relationship with you and to know more about you. I would like to build up a solid foundation with you in time coming if you can be able to help me in this transaction. Well, my fathers died earlier two months ago and left my mother I and my junior brother behind. He was a king, which our town citizens titled him before his death. I was a Princess to him and I and my brother are the only people who can take Care of his wealth now because my mother is not literate enough to know all my father's wealth behind. He left up to USD $27,350,000.00 dollars (TWENTY SEVEN MILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND US DOLLARS) with a security company, and I don't know how and what I will do to invest this money somewhere in abroad, so that my father's kindred will not take over what belongs to my father and our family, which they were planning to do without my present because I am a female as stated by our culture in the town. That is why I felt happy when I saw your contact which I strongly believe that by the grace of God, you will help me secure and invest this money. I thereby need your help in bringing the box contaning the money out from the security company, based on your reply I will furnish you with more details on how we can proceed. I am ready to pay 10% of the total amount to you if you help us in securing this money and another 10% interest of Annual Income to you, for handling this business for us, which you will strongly have absolute control over. If you can handle this project sincerely and also willing to assist me in lifting this fund, kindly reach me and I will let you know the next step to take towards actualizing this transaction as quickly as possible. Please, note that this transaction is 110% risk free. I look forward hearing from you soonest.

Yours sincerest,

Miss Lady Princess Irreverent

edit Poo Lit Surprise

I'm sending you this because you are signed up to judge the Poo Lit Surprise. If you no longer want to judge or are incapable of, please tell me as soon as possible. If you're still good to go, here are the instructions:

First, read all of the articles in your specified category. Second, judge them. Judge how you like, as long as it's at least fair and based on merit (one suggestion would be to use the Pee Review format). Post your top 5 articles here. Hit me up on my talk page for questions, comments, or if these rules are not cognizant within you.

Thank you again for your valued participation in the balletic train wreck that is the Poo Lit Surprise! ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:28, 15 July 2008 (UTC)

edit Will you adopt me?

Please adopt me! I am a good quality n00b in need of editing help! JeNkIn (lol cheese)

edit Adoption lolololololol

Will you adopt me plzzzz --Kevin1078 06:27, 29 November 2008 (UTC)

edit You

...need to stop not being here. Now. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Yeah. Your dog just sits there in the hall, staring at the door. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:30, October 23, 2010 (UTC)
Also you forgot to cancel your milk delivery. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

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