User talk:DLNorton

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DLNorton (a.k.a. Reverend Dean Lee Norton) American Artist, born 1962, in Evroux, France. D.L.Norton is best known for his cheesy pin-up girls, and sometimes delves into the "furry" genre. It won't be until the year 2234 that his art will be rediscovered by what will be called the "Neo-Fur Socialist Movement" D.L.Norton never wanted to be refered to as a furry...but there where always some out there that insisted on calling him that just to get on his nerves. D.L.Norton also has close ties to the Reverend Phineas Maledicta, Freedom Fighter and truck driver. In 2067, D.L.Norton and the Rev. Phineas Maledicta, both at the age of 105..decided to end their lives by hijacking a hydrogen powered ice cream truck, driving it to Washington D.C., and then supposedly ramming it into the Capitol Building. However, their efforts where thwarted when they momentarily put the vehicle on autodrive and decided to take naps. Their whereabouts after that where unknown.