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If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and
worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.
“Fifty years ago we'd have Zonk69 upside-down with a fucking fork up the ass!”
“I only married Brad Pitt because Zonk69 was too busy shagging Jessica Alba!”
“What? You mean he's straight? So who was I doing last night then?”
“In Soviet Russia, Zonk69 has to put up with bullshit quotes about you!!”
- OutdoorClerking.Co.Uk, the website of Joseph Gurney, LLB Hons - Outdoor Clerk. This page will be primarily of interest to members of the Legal profession in the UK
- Thurrock Plus, a social organisation for 18 to 35 year olds based in Grays in Thurrock.
- Havering Plus, like Thurrock Plus (see above), but based in Hornchurch, Havering.
- The National Federation of Plus Areas, the organisation to which both of the above Plus groups are affiliated.