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{{title|King Zombiebaron of Canada}}<span class="nounderlinelink">
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There is nothing wrong with your computer screen. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. I am controlling transmission. If I wish to make it louder, I will bring up the volume. If I wish to make it softer, I will tune it to a whisper. I control the horizontal. I control the vertical. I can roll the image, make it flutter. I can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next decade, sit quietly and I will control all that you see and hear. I repeat: there is nothing wrong with your computer screen. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to '''Zombiebaron'''.
{{Quote|As one judge said to the other, 'Be just and if you can't be just be arbitrary.'|Drugs|William S. Burroughs}}
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{{User:RadicalX/Potatochoppers' Guild/Master|Zombiebaron}}
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