User:Zombiebaron/wip/UnNews:Google's new idea
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Mountains, California - Now we've all heard of Google, havn't we. There the bloody melgomaniacs out there who figure that they need to be in control of everything and everything that ends in a com. For years they've stolen the ideas of other companies plates, and then made money. And the more money Google makes, the more ideas it steals.
Well today Google decided to announce that they would take one more step towards their stated goal of "owning all ideas on the internet". Google is planning on making things "easy to do". Google, in a press release, stated that "having a whole bunch of buttons that do diffrent things is to hard." Starting in March 2006 Google plans to have beta software up for the project code named "Google Click". Under Google Click, all Google sites will have only one button. The user will hold down diffrent keys on his keyboard whilst clicking the one button to achive diffrent results.
When asked to comment, the leader of Google Click, Larry Page had only this to say, "I hate buttons. They are the bane of my existance. When I was in Nam a button nearly killed me in the woods, and since then I've been afraid of them. The less buttons the better. Kill them. Kill them all."