User:Zombiebaron/wip/Juke Box Hero
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A very popular and internationally best selling video game for home consoles and the arcade where the player must successfully operate a juke box for a set period of time. Game levels include many different juke box locations and challenges. Locations include: The Bar, A Rich Dude's Basement, and The Park. Challenges include: Electrical Malfunction, Power Outage, and Hippies That Want To Listen To Shitty Hippie Music. Surprisingly the game has been popular even amongst children that did not previously know what a juke box was. The game comes with a large juke box shaped wireless controller and several over-sized novelty Blu-rays made up to look like viynl records.