User:Zombiebaron/wip/HowTo:Please your woman with a summer sausage

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A large summer sausage.

Sometimes, late at night, after making sex on top of your woman for several hours your dick goes limp but you still want to please her and you don't know what to do. Well my friend, once you learn how to please your woman with a summer sausage, you will never experience this shameful problem again.

edit Buying the proper summer sausage

This isn't hard – but your summer sausage should be. First you will have to go to the grocery store. Then find the summer sausage section. You may have to ask someone who works there if you need help. Then buy the biggest summer sausage (both in length and girth). Okay, now you have purchased your summer sausage.

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