User:ZombieJeff

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This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.


Paladin This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.
... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
Cs-box This user is an Asian and probably lives at an internet cafe playing World of Warcraft24-7.
US flag This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.


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usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Clown chili peppers This user fears the clowns.
Napoleon4 This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

Gefahrensymbol F This user is a pyromaniac.


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Shuriken This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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Sunglasses This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.

CohoSalmon This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.
Lemming This user is a lemming, or at least thinks so.
FA-22 Raptor This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
British Royal Family This user is a monarch, or a megalomaniac.

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Sign1 This user is a mutant.
Mr rubber ducky This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
Leon Trotsky icon This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.
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Biohazardnew This user is an evil clone of God.
MontyPythonFootLeftSmall This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!
Numbersix This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!
Shyny ub This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
Alanmoore1 This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.
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This User is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!

Msyclopaintia This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
Image-4 Formerly lost among the dregs of society, this User has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine....
RENT This space for rent.

Call 1-800-666-6666.

Hammer and sickle This user is a
Communist

& is working on their
Lenin mustache! ☭
Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

Mario-lo-res This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
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usb This user likes to use userboxes.

BS This userpage is bullshit.
IP This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.


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Angrygod This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through!
Villianc This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
中共 This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.
JoW This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.
Hummingruby This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

Happysatan This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan.

TheJeeMan Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
Kraspin This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.
Mad scientist caricature This user is a Mad Scientist.

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Geek This user is a geek.
Canadian snowman This user is cooler than you.
1337 This user is elite.
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
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The Worst Part of Censorship This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
Myfisto This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.


Nuvola apps important This user hates you and everyone you care about.
UBX This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.
Nuvola apps important orange This user should not be trusted.
Uncyclopedia Puzzle Potato Notext This user believes that admins are control freaks.
NO This user doesn't care.
Exploding-head THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.
ETP Help end hunger! Eat the poor!
Earth Western Hemisphere This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.
Merc This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
Gefahrensymbol F This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
DenmarkViking This user is a Viking and enjoys killing, looting and pillaging.
Jihad This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain
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