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I'm Zkion. What else do you want? I'm Jewish, and thus will probably work a lot on Jew articles.

I also wrote some stuff on the Firefox page. And made up some Oscar Wilde quotes. Like everyone else.

Contrary to popular belief, I have never been eaten by a Grue, nor has Steve Ballmer ever threatened to fucking kill me.

Please, leave some stuff on my talk page, even if it's nothing but crack-addled ramblings.

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