User:Zip Zip Kanute
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edit A Brief History of Nothing
First there was The Bowel, and from that heavily-burdened thunder pack of vegetation, sparked a conciousness of absolute beauty. That wasn't me, that was the terrorist Jesus Christ as we all know.
edit To Give Birth
I was born near a small tar pit in the fragrant town of Plong, E. Yorkshire in Ingerland. I was born near a small tar pit in the fragrant town of Plong, E. Yorkshire, in Ingerland, W. Yorkshire, Ingerland.
This beautiful town is where I live: Plong, E. Yorkshire, Ingerland, looking down from Big Head Hill.
edit Two Cables
When I was 28 I left a large brown cable in my mother's underwear drawer. She was most pleased… or was she? Nobody actaully knows as I buried her in the back garden the previous morning and due to the 4 tonnes of concrete on top of her dead face, she was unable to speak.
I also left a cable in Plong Power Plant, Ingerland.