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edit Sibanda: Cultural Learnings of Mugabe for make benefit Glorious Nation of Zimababwe

Hello, I am Lovemore Sibanda from the great village of Voetsak (Literally translated as Fuck Off) in the centre of the glorious Mubagean Empire... Heil Mugabe!!!

This Fuckumentary will deal with the Final Solution to the British Problem:

To quote the great master: "I will never, never, never, never surrender, Zimbabwe is Mine, Zimbabwe never for the British, Britain For The British"

These wise words of wisdom contain the essence of the British Problem. The British must go back to the Shithole that they came from, and leave our perfect utopia alone! Viva Mugabe!!!

Rise for anthe...

(Cinema Manager: We apologise for the inconvenience, there has been a power cut... FUCK OFF!)

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