User:Zim ulator/awards

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Awards

E G A E D M The Emmanuel Goldstein Award December 2009

Writer of the Month November 2009
Foolitzer Prize Winner October 2009
HallBugs 2007

E G A E D M The Emmanuel Goldstein Award August 2006

E G A E D M The Emmanuel Goldstein Award June 2006

This user has recorded a lot of my unnews stories, and as a recognition, has been bestowed this poorly admixtured MS painted picture of a medal (sorry about the color, I tried to change it but it was too hard for my non-1337 "skills").

I'm particularly pleased by this award. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 18:41, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

Hate mail

I got this one today. Some douche bag replaced my talk page with "You Are a gay prick who sucks his mums cock Bastard". Heh heh. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 20:02, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

rev zim creates evil Uncyc artifacts.

Date: Sun, 17 Sep 2006 08:41:47 -0700 (PDT) From: "Mr. Evelyn Scratchme" <zim_ulator@yahoo.com> Subject: Re: ass hole, wait and see how many poeple read my thing To: "Enrico" <zigilgorg@yahoo.com>

Dear Enrico,

So nice to hear from you! Thanks for your insight into my deletion process, I will certainly take it under consideration.

I'm so sorry, but I don't remember the article which you're talking about here. Obviously it's of incredible importance to you, and of none to me personally. I extend my heartfelt apologies for having offended you so deeply. I will save this exchange as a reminder of my imperfection in the eyes of god.

The rev blesses you, zim

A zim_ulation of when Reverend zim was a Zoroastrian, getting revelation from the Gods, Ahura Mazda and Joe Isuzu.

--- Enrico <zigilgorg@yahoo.com> wrote:

>dear asshole

> >you huffed my dear short writing entitled " the

>Iran's army chief declared war on potato chips"

> >dear fuckhole

> > if you pay attention to the real image that was

> included in the thing, you'd realize it was very

> very funny, contrasting your fucking annoying shit. > > Plus, you could wait and see how many visitors

> that little satire of mine gets, before fucking

> delete it

There aren't enough curse words in this for me to understand it. Is he saying he likes you and wants to have tea?--<<>> 06:19, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

Your reply is the single funniest thing I have read here in a long time. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 08:29, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

And humor gets nailed by humour. Sweet as. --thematrixeætsyou, the leader (talk) ([[Talk:Special:Random|flames]])