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YOU BASTARD!! UnNews on YouTube??
Heh, fuckin' sweet. You have officially inspired me to quit playing with myself and return to writing for UnNews. Ya know, UnNews on YouTube is alot like.....girl on girl!!! YOUR A FRIGGIN GENIUS, YOU ROCK MAN!!!! NOW I'M TOTALLY INSPIRED!! — H. Peebles - D - HS 16:20, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
Yes, I agree... brilliant move, I love it, and that British accent you do is hilarious! --20:32, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
On the fedproc unjob correction thing
Could I have my data back? I felt that the quote from the news that there was no difference between the attorneys being fired for cause, or for political reasons, was a real life example of blackwhite and doublethink, so I wrote a story about it in Newspeak, which happens to be a very short way to communicate things, so the article was pretty short.
If you could somehow recreate the piece in User:Hrodulf/Fedproc unjob correction I'd appreciate, but if not, that's ok. I don't want to make a big deal about anything. --Hrodulf 19:58, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
Great work on the "Blair apologises for slavery" article. I thought it was a bit lame originally but in audio it really works. Kelpan 18:30, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
Ditto "Paris Hilton not messiah". Kelpan 15:29, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
Recording UnNews Audio
Hello! I was just wondering 1)What program do you use to record and, 2)Where did you get the intro/exit news music? Thanks! - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums 08:42, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, I realized that after. It was late at night, and I suppose my mind slipped a bit haha. Thanks! - Prof. Ahh(to the)Diddums 20:38, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
Thank you for your kind edits...
...to UnNews:FOX to place ads in "censored" blurbs. However, you obviously have a lot to learn about the patiently surreptitious advance of evil. When I am finished with Leslie, I shall have to
teach you a lesson enlighten you. Today Uncyclopedia, tomorrow the world, yada yada yada. --Fate Professor Fate 20:53, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
I had full intention to finish editing the article (scandinavian car crash), when something forced me away from my computer. Since it had been started already, I figured I could pick up on it again later, leaving a construction template. I'll take your advice next time though. I'm still rather new. Thanks for letting me know.
- RAHB 23:08, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
In a very odd way, yes it did. But I've always known I needed therapy. I refuse to let them take me though......the strait jackets, I admit, are very comfortable.
- RAHB 08:56, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
- well, um, actually... (sheepish grin) -- 21:45, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
Glad you liked doing audio for the Holocaust Revue article, look forward to working with you again. user:J M Hoffman
Thanks for the Tips
Zim ulator, thanks for the tips on my page, Scientific Genius Blah... I should have seen the intro section first before posting. user:Hdgcfcf
Please See This
Since I am lazy and have 6 days to fix my other article, I made this article up: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:Autobahn_Minimum_Speed_Expected_to_Rise
Please take a look at it to see that I did everything correctly. Thanks.
Hdgcfcf 19:55, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
I'd like to fix whatever ugliness you noticed in UnNews:Birthday wish for world peace granted, but any explanation of the tag seems to be in absentia. If it's the non-imported pictures, the talk page already mentions that- I'm technologically impaired, and don't know how to do it. A little more than a template seems to be in order. Thanks. --LLBean 21:41, 16 March 2007 (UTC)
Teenager Officially Announces Bid for Presidency
I noticed that you had moved my article, Teenager Officially Announces Bid for Presidency, to Teenager officially announces bid for presidency. I was in the middle of editing when you moved it, and I have since moved it to my user page for further work. And I've corrected the links on other pages to remedy this move.
I just thought I would let you know before I got into any trouble for moving a page that's already been moved. Thanks for trying to help, though. PF4Eva, the King of Imagination talk Contributions 21:25, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
|user:PF4Eva has awarded you a cookie!|
Now go play in traffic.
- I have now moved the page to its current home, UnNews:Josh Server officially runs for president, and have placed the unneeded redirect pages on QVFD. Just thought I would let you know. PF4Eva, the King of Imagination talk Contributions 20:59, 21 March 2007 (UTC)
Nomination for N00b of the Month
Zim_ulator, since I have made 1 full article, I was hoping that I could be nominated to n00b of the month, but I need your help in doing this. Can you please nominate me? Thanks.
Hdgcfcf 01:05, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
- You'll still be a noob next month, so you still have plenty of time to write more UnQuality material and earn a nomination. Good Luck! --Kenvalyi 02:33, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
Return of the King
His master's voice returns! Great work as always Chief. --Kenvalyi 02:33, 20 March 2007 (UTC)
Thanks for the clean up !! I don't see your photo caption, mine didn't show either so I left it out. Any idea why it isn't displaying? http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:Astronaut_launches_Navy_career Haze1956 20:32, 28 March 2007 (UTC)
Wa-hey! Free Food!
Yum! You've received a basket of delicious fresh bagels from RabbiTechno!
RabbiTechno 11:40, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
- Many thanks...'fraid I had to delete the UnNews advice for reasons of page space :) Oh, and much as I'd like to take credit for UnNews:Super obese eight year old may destroy planet!, it wasn't me. Cheers all the same though! RabbiTechno 14:49, 29 March 2007 (UTC)
Thanks from UnNews latest blabber mouth
Thanks again for the vote Chief! Seriously, your encouragement has lead me to this. Here's hoping your punishment will be light. Kenvalyi 01:53, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
Thanks a bunch for cleanup and the audio file, and especially for my first nomination, you rock!--J M Hoffman 20:00, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
Bad Barbie Link
Zim, Las Vegas
Hi, Zim. You mentioned that you might put me on the Team page and asked where I'm from so you can include a flag. Las Vegas, NV. Weebils 06:41, 10 April 2007 (UTC) Weebils
and Thank You, Sir!
I was just about to leave a note, thank you so much for recording my article!!!! 4 am, dead of night, my first UnNews piece, you're never too sure about how these things are gunna turn out, so such positive feedback and even the recording alone give me a great feeling about Un and my new fellow wiki-persons. You have a great voice for the fake news, btw. :) --THINKER 17:14, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
An UnNews article of mine was ICU tagged for a reason I don't know why, it seemed just like the other UnNews articles, except for the fact it didn't have a picture (finding an appropriate picture was very hard). Well, I added a somewhat lackluster picture, but it was the best I could find, and I'm wondering if the ICU could be removed now. Thank you. --T.K.F. 03:14, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
Lacking le Funny?
Hey man, could you do me a favor and give The Bank a quick look over? I just got my first Pee Review on it, which says it lacks funny...funny, which I firmly thought was present. You don't have to do the whole Pee Review or anything, I just want your opinion since I trust it. Thanks! --THINKER 18:10, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
is this article better? UnNews: Transfats found to be healthy i add audio and other stuff later i fix turtle attacks man article later - i think somebody already did though --Mr. turtle 23:35, 16 April 2007 (UTC) THANKS--Mr. turtle 23:59, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
Why did you huff the article: Japanese Shitstools Catch Fire ? It is being pissed on at Pee Review. 18.104.22.168 22:01, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
- Since you're couldn't be bothered to register as a user, I'll answer here: there was no Pee Review tag on the article page, so I didn't know. Secondly, in my opinion, it's irretrievably juvenile, stupid, and not funny at all. Get saved! 22:10, 19 April 2007 (UTC)
Yet again, another awesome recording Mr. ulator!! --THINKER 03:12, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
Praize the roof: awesome UnNews Video man! --THINKER 20:47, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
Yes, exactly like that. I'm rolling over here, that was HILARIOUS. I apologize about the grammar/formatting at the very end, I guess I didn't catch it when fixing up the IP edits. But you, as always, rocked it. A+ --THINKER 00:54, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
- PS- my favorite part is speciest. That was an outburst laugh. --00:59, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
Thanks & great job recording the audio for UnNews:Costco_to_sell_marijuana_by_the_bushel especially the reading of the quotes. I also like how the length came out to 4:20 while still sounding perfectly normal. Pretty far out, man. -- 19:44, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
Yeah I know it's your job and all that, my objection was simply that putting a maintenance tag on a front page article isn't really terribly constructive. UnNews articles are basically read for one day, so they either need fixed immediately or binned. I realise the tone of my objection was perhaps less friendly than intended. Cheers. --Kelpan 20:51, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
Back to You
Strangely, either of the Second and Third had any images. I've added images to the Second and Third earlier too. I know that they need images, the two just didn't have any at that time. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 06:09, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
No obligation whatsoever, but if you're so inclined, I am most definitely hearing this + the voice of the (slightly askew) nation. Lots of quality pseudo-news inflections, I know you know 'em all already. :) --THINKER 23:46, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
For your review...
UnNews:French Elections: Ennui wins by a landslide Dame 23:15, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
|A Bunch of Flours!|
For helping with the UnNews article
ok... on the 11th of July, UnNews is going to officially implode; it's the day there's no more templates left... now I'm planning to redesign the front page anyway to give it a fresher look that's inline with the new wikinews, although failing that, I can just fire up the UnNews bot to generate more, but I'd rather not, anyway, just make sure you give me a kick up the arse around June time lest I forget, cheers! --19:35, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
Hey! A ninjastar! Cool!
I'd give you a ninjastar for the audio for this, but I just gave you one for every other audio you've done for me. On a side note, you realize that I'm trying to slowly drive you mad with stories like this and, to a lesser extent, the one before it, right? Moo ha-ha! 14:34, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
Greetings Invader Zim. I was thinking you might want to dig my latest news article and maybe do some media for it. Here's the link, this is a good one.
Also, I wrote a pretty exhaustive article on Hemingway but it doesn't seem to be getting anywhere near that featured article spot. Any ideas on how to do that? I tossed it in Pee Review and someone made a one line pointless response and tossed it back out again.