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The Right and Left Honourable Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator KUN EGA PC FP WotM HA is pleased to welcome you to his humble talk page.


edit UnNews:ATBF America should declare war on Silly Bandz!

God Almighty! Doesn't read like news! No exclamation points in headline! No policy recommendations in headline! And what the hell is ATBF? Alcohol, Tobacco, Bureaus, and Firearms? Spıke ¬ 19:24 1-Jun-10

ATBF is All Things Bat Fuck. It's a category and everything. My outrage required... nay, demanded the use of an exclamation point! Although, I do like your interpretation of ATBF too... I may use it in future to promote obfuscation. In the meanwhile, just keep thinking you have a grasp on reality, that it is I who am the bat fucked, and not you. Never you. I. Always I. Or is it me? I think it's me! So! des-ne! Avast, me hearty! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 20:08, June 1, 2010 (UTC)

I forgot about that acronym--so soon. Meanwhile, a fine collaboration with which to soil a previously empty talk page before a certain Puppy can come hump it. Spıke ¬ 20:40 1-Jun-10

Don't blame you. Agreed. In sum Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 20:56, June 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnNews:Fluffer allegedly kills 1, hurts 2 with steel toy

Hi Zim! I have a stupid problem. I tried to save an UnNews story named UnNews:Porn actor allegedly kills 1, hurts 2 with steel dildo and it would not let me save it (spam filter, adult content deal). So I changed the name to UnNews:Fluffer allegedly kills 1, hurts 2 with steel toy and it saved. I thought I did right. Then I noticed it had the old name that had got rejected!? So I checked history and no one did anything. So I checked the new name, and now there are two article – same – with different names. I thought this was rejected: UnNews:Porn actor allegedly kills 1, hurts 2 with steel dildo but it is undated and needs to be deleted. Also, now that UnNews:Porn actor allegedly kills 1, hurts 2 with steel dildo is some-how created it has no date. And spam filter won't let it be saved again to date it. when I tried to add the date it again won't save like before. So if you're going to use this it needs the date, or otherwise just be deleted. OR BEST, leave it as it is (which is post-dated 3 June) and delete UnNews:Porn actor allegedly kills 1, hurts 2 with steel dildo (which is undated). Thanks a million. Much appreciated. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:46, Jun 2

All taken care of. I hope I didn't butcher it too much. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:05, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

edit More file maintenance

Template:FrontPageMediaMenuBeta, the index to UnNews Audio, has been unused since February, when I copied it to a file named Template:RecentUnNewsAudio. Last week I edited your advice to new users (who seem susceptible to a suggestion that they do audios) to use the new name. Would you please delete the old one?

Also, it would make the name more descriptive if you would append "in Sestak-gate" to my UnNews of June 2.

On these last two stories, I've done my own highlight template. I don't plan to make this a habit, but in these two articles, a lot of the front material was straight, to explain the joke rather than tell it, so just grabbing the first three sentences or so for the lead on the Front Page would not have worked. Spıke ¬ 23:22 2-Jun-10

  • done
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  • S'OK for me, dude. I respect your initiative and opinion of the situation, and am pleased to have such a master tactician at hand. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 00:55, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

Indeed, never start a conspiracy without bringing along a Master Technician.

One other matter for which I require the Power Sysopic. Dexter asked me to start doing narrations, and I picked The Rescuers to do first. Roman Dog Bird had protected this page [edit=sysop] after my rewrite of it. The move is wise, and is directed against TinkyWinkyIsGay or whatever he decides to call himself next. But it means that I can't put the {{Listen}} template on it. Could you unprotect it overnight? Spıke ¬ 01:20 3-Jun-10

In the interest of not stepping on toes, I will gladly stick it there for you. Give me time-space coordinates and such, and I'll attend to it. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:47, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

OK; just insert the following at the start of the file, thanks: Spıke ¬ 01:56 3-Jun-10

Works fine! Thank you. Spıke ¬ 02:10 3-Jun-10

Always a pleasure servicing helping one of my favorite my sockpuppets. Glad to know you're enjoying Oregon. Sometimes I think of them as a mo' betta' Paul Winter Consort. Btw, my wife, sister zim_ulatrix, thinks our banter is wicked amusing. You'll be my cover when I'm out at the all-gay bestiality revue next week. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 02:17, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

Wow, a user's wife thinks something about Uncyclopedia is "amusing." I no longer feel that we have utterly failed. Spıke ¬ 12:33 3-Jun-10

HAH!!! from the two of us Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 22:37, June 3, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnNews:Britain condemned for rousting refugees

I have asked Bradaphraser whether this story is humor or merely allegory, and asked him to pick a title that doesn't piggyback off mine. Spıke ¬ 16:11 4-Jun-10 PS--Which he has now done. Spıke ¬ 17:26 4-Jun-10

edit UnNews:Sweet smoking Messiah returns

Obviously, no one on VFH took your threat seriously. Spıke ¬ 17:31 4-Jun-10

What threat? Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:33, June 4, 2010 (UTC)

And I quote. "If this doesn't get featured, I swear to God , I'll start writing Jesus articles again".... Spıke ¬ 03:08 5-Jun-10

I completely forgot about that. I say many things that contradict one another, or that make no sense in context of other things I've said. Thanks for reminding me, though. I think it's funny. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 14:02, June 5, 2010 (UTC)
Actually, I wrote that article because I'd been wanting to use that pic for months now. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 14:16, June 5, 2010 (UTC)

I fear that the glitz of animated GIFs on the Front Page could distract from the nuts and bolts of good satire writing--but that one is a classic! I had always wondered what the point was of the heart a-flame in those portraits. Spıke ¬ 14:45 5-Jun-10

Agreed; I use animated gifs sparingly. I don't understand this obsession you have with "good writing" <wink wink, nudge nudge> Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 14:54, June 5, 2010 (UTC)
I like animated gifs!                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 00:23, Jun 9 2010 UTC

Kinda knew that. Spıke ¬ 00:38 9-Jun-10

edit circle jerk time!

When I first joined Uncyclopedia, you were one of the people I really emulated and looked up to. Hearing the kind of praise I did from you on my work is sincerely like the highest compliment. THANK YOU. Now then, do you have any tissues handy? It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 06:03, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

hah! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 11:02, June 8, 2010 (UTC)

edit Search for God

I'm wondering if this is featurable? I'm thinking if it gets through VFH then to create a dummy page that goes onto the fron page, making it look like a normal entry, but clicking on any of the links within the article (which will all look like either God or Search for God) goes to the actual article. What do you think?                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 00:22, Jun 9 2010 UTC

I say yes, with the caveat that it be made prettier (alignment problems with the check boxes, or is that my FireFox being a dick?), and I'll do it myself. Let's talk more about this. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:49, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
I'm not sure what you mean by the alignment problems, but I'll look into it. Thanks.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 13:23, Jun 15 2010 UTC

edit UnNews:BP faces whims of American public

If you elect to feature this on the Front Page, the work for the template is already done in User:SPIKE/Oil Spill.

On my Obama story, the photo of Obama with a Cuban hat and a cigarette is not the one I chose, though it's not bad. {{Lead Article}} also specifies File:Obama.jpg. Is this your doing? My article specifies the same file and gets the laughing Obama. Spıke ¬ 00:22 9-Jun-10

Thanks for saving me a little work.
As for the pic, no it wasn't my doing... I was going to try and figure out what that was all about (magick?) but I haven't been feeling well, and got distracted. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:53, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

edit Promotion

Hi Zim, the Promotion you bestowed goes to Spike, who certainly deserves it (unless its a typo). Please let me know so I can congratulate him... Cheers! Dude!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:50, Jun 9

Naw, I already got one, the epaulettes are right here on my uniform...well, on one shoulder at least. I'm sure the Chief put that notice on the right page and just failed to edit it from the last one he pumped out. Spıke ¬ 13:53 9-Jun-10

edit Sincere thanks

Thanks-promotion

Seriously, this is much appreciated. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:54, Jun 9

You are sincerely welcome. <smirk> (can't resist smirking, I'm just that kind of a dick) Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 20:29, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
That thanks pic is now on my user page. Thanks. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 20:39, June 9, 2010 (UTC)
HAAA!! I love those little bugs walking around. Cool! Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 07:53, Jun 10
Funnybony, could you shoop the text (to something like, "Thanks for a GREAT ARTICLE!") and dump an illustration at Section 3 of the Note From The Chief (UnNews:About)? Spıke ¬ 02:09 10-Jun-10
I like the way this devious plan is developing. What are we doing, anyway? Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 02:30, June 10, 2010 (UTC)
Hi Spike! I'm not sure what you're referring to. Please clue me in... Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 07:53, Jun 10
I was hoping you would prepare another version of this illustration, changing the text to something like: "Tiger, thanks for a Great Article! We offer you the UnNews salute" and dump into the UnNews intro page cited above. Seems like a fitting welcome for new users, in the section where we tell them what happens to crappy articles. Spıke ¬ 14:56 10-Jun-10
Sounds good, SPIKE. It could be useful for a number of things, like maybe my welcoming message. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 16:14, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnNews:Scientists dampen World Cup enthusiasm by concluding football really is just 22 men running around a field chasing a ball

How about retitling this to avoid telling the whole joke in the headline--UnNews:Scientists: Football really is just 22 men chasing a ball? Spıke ¬ 03:27 12-Jun-10

I see your point, I really do. I'm going to leave it because we are not the Onion. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 21:14, June 12, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnNews:Koreans furious after goal not shown

A template of this article can be copied from User:SPIKE/Sports Page. Unless you think its high quality would lead readers to think of a certain other humor publication we shall not name. Spıke ¬ 01:32 13-Jun-10

On your comment on VFH: Indeed, no UnNews should require that the reader read the Sources to understand the joke. Sometimes merely looking at the titles of the articles in Sources tells you what the real news was, by way of explaining the parody of it; for this reason I occasionally edit Funnybony, who changes the titles of the source articles.
The above UnNews didn't require that the reader watch a video clip (of whatever length) in order to understand it; I saw that it was humor by reversal of something that happened on British television. Still, the topic of "something I (or the BBC) found quaint as I was watching television" is humor that is not quite in the realm of common/shared experiences, and not our best for featuring. Spıke ¬ 17:24 14-Jun-10
Yeah, and sometimes I mix sloe gin with cough syrup for a more insane buzz. It was barely funny, but then, I am willing to be overridden by a few other UnNews readers and/or writers. In this case, it seems I am with the majority. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 19:48, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

edit help?

Have you the ability to retrieve the email I used to create Macro_bit

I'm not sure what you want, Macro_bit. Are you talking about your user page? That would be here. Also, please sign your posts, so that I don't have to track you down next time. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 19:31, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnNews:UnSignpost is getting a facelift, and you can help!

Hey boss. Been thinking about USP, and I've started working on a variant of the previous format. One thing I was wanting to include in here is a topical UnNews story - something that would fit on half an A4 sheet if printed in an easy to read font. Because it will eventually be off-server stuff I'll need to get the author's permission on it as well. Can you think of a stand-out article over the past few weeks that would fit the bill on this? Thanks.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 04:49, Jun 15 2010 UTC

Looking back over my stuff, UnNews:Mexican president lays out agenda for US is my best in the last month that is short enough for your use. It got five votes for honors; Monika criticized it as insufficiently developed, but that makes it better for you. Spıke ¬ 13:20 15-Jun-10
Christ SPIKE, nothing like shameless self-promotion... and it's not even on your talk page... and nobody solicited your opinion here! You've got Old Man of the Mountain balls, young man!
Actually, that is a pretty good story, Puppy Head. It may suit your purposes perfectly. Nobody has noticed, but my "work" has becoming more bizarre in the past few months; since I live here in my UnNews cave, and don't really talk much with many users, I don't know what the mood is towards my writing; thus I will not push my stories unless somebody knows my writing. SPIKE and Funnybony write some solid stuff, as do a smattering of others.
If you want other kinds of stuff, I can whore you the hundreds of my UnComics, and there are many other new sections that we'd love to have exploited and/or whored. I know, this has been no help. Sorry. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 16:15, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

edit Whoring myself to myself

Dude! You've contributed over two hundred comics to UnNews, and get almost no feedback whatsoever. That's like, every comic every day for the last 8 months or more. You poor bastard, you can't know if they're appreciated, or even read. Somebody should rectify this situation. Note to self: find efficient methods of whoring UnComics. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 19:53, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

Me, I try to read them. That's worth something. Spıke ¬ 20:50 15-Jun-10
I give you credit for the attempt, my friend. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 20:53, June 15, 2010 (UTC)
I read them sometimes. They give me happy for my happy times.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  18 Jun 2010 ~ 03:48 (UTC)

edit Move it again, please

Muzak is a brand name and should have a capital letter. Spıke ¬ 08:23 17-Jun-10

PS--How do you pronounce "Natalie Merchant"? I gotta do an audio of this. Spıke ¬ 08:49 17-Jun-10

I sit corrected, thanks for noticing my error. Pronounciation? You're kidding, right? Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:57, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

Dexter came to the rescue and it's now recorded. Spıke ¬ 20:39 17-Jun-10

And podcasted... Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 22:25, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

I thought the podcast was down forever. Spıke ¬ 22:44 17-Jun-10

edit Almighty Schlafly article and review

Nice one there, I can help you out with ur article if you want, I'm a uni student IN THE FUCKING UK so as you can imagine I have lots of time on my hands, and some knowledge of Conservapedia (I registered for a laugh). Feel free to retouch my userpage, whatever, I'm not really good with formatting as you might have noticed (new to wikis in general). I will follow developments of ur Assfly article! Now I enjoyed the review about "how to sound like you know stuff"; I was afraid it wouldn't be good material because I thought it was not blatant/direct LOL humour, but rather more subtle. Happy that an admin enjoyed it. I adjusted a few little things, and will work on it a bit more when I have some time, but I'm not familiar with categories, could you help me out on that one? In the hopes it might one day make feature material... Cheers and Godspeed --SonOfPhyllis 16:50, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

Happy to have made you happy. The Andy Schlafly article has been sitting there forever. I really hate the guy and everything he represents, but the muses will not oblige me on this one. Please have at it, if you like, and finish it if you will; I'll help, guide, or smoke a spliff and giggle if required. If you haven't made a pariah of yourself at Conservapedia, like one or two Uncyc users have in the past, maybe we can enlist you as our mole over there.
I will check out your changes, comment, add categories, and anything else I can think of for your article. At the risk of bypassing and undermining the carefully erected vetting system of UnCyclopedia and UnNews, and as acting Editor in Chief and Chief Janitorial Editor of UnNews, I officially invite you to write some UnNews articles. It's about time those smug wankers get a fresh infusion of writing. I may occasionally "spruce up" your user page for a bit, at least until you get your wiki legs. I will not be insulted if you reject anything I do on your behalf, and will possibly ask your permission before doing something. Welcome to Uncyc, glad to have you aboard. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:32, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

edit YourHowTo

You feel really good about your HowTo, plus its already a feature on HowTo. Would you like a go a VFH? I'll gladly nom it if you don't mind. Can't beat the price of admission. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 23:01, Jun 18

Thanks, that's really nice of you. If you did so, though, I'd hope you judge the article on its own merits, ignoring the fact that I am the next Walter Cronkite and you love me. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 04:07, June 19, 2010 (UTC)
How to do the ZIMBO: It's on to the races at VFH. I tried to fix the red link by adding New Mexico but couldn't edit..then I thought, perhaps, you wanted that damn place to be in red!? Anyway, good luck. It's a hoot!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 10:08, Jun 19
Yeah, the red link is like the imperfection purposefully woven into a Persian rug, except that instead of representing perfection of God and the imperfection of man, I am expressing the Discordian idea of Chaos. I am pleased, amused, and thankful for your nomination. I'm not really an awards whore, but it amuses me that such a stupid (but still funny IMHO) article could possibly become a FA. I also get a warm, fuzzy feeling, like when I smoke purple Kush. Thanks. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 18:42, June 19, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnNews:Liberals force their own children to smoke the pot, blaspheme‎

No Jesus, but it is about reefer. Must be one of yours. I changed the caption. Spıke ¬ 12:49 19-Jun-10

Thanks for deigning to improve one of my articles. Great caption. I didn't realize anybody guessed that I use medicinal marijuana. S'true, my doctor is behind it all the way. A friend of mine has the prescription pills (used to be called Marinol) for his pain, and it's working well for him. Unfortunately, my pain requires a narcotic, so that's that. Anyway, I just thought I'd mention that, as much fun as I have playing the stoner, we smoke it medicinally. Of course, you're probably the type of prick who'd say, "suck it up! you can handle pain-induced vomitting, ya fucking woman!", since you're from NH. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 18:48, June 19, 2010 (UTC)

edit Mercy move

Obama article... Yeah you are right it's pretty shit. I was hoping to edit it some more! Thanks for moving it, it will become good material, guaranteed! --SonOfPhyllis 14:55, June 20, 2010 (UTC)

Excellent! Now, you are feeling sleepy... Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 14:57, June 20, 2010 (UTC)

edit 10,000

  • I hereby dedicate my 10,000th edit IN THANKS 2 U. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:37, Jun 20

edit Hello (late answering)

Sorry about the delay in responding, but as you can see, I'm user of Desciclopédia, the brazilian portuguese version of Uncyclopedia, and that's why I not enter much here.

You are correct. My name is inspired by the Alhazred's Necronomicon and the Mythos Cthulhu.

Sorry for my bad english. And thanks for the welcome!

Alhazred 00:50, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

Always glad to hear from a differently-languaged Uncyclopedian. I feel so smart, having guessed about your user name. Please do not apologise for your English; you should hear my Portuguese (I think I remember how to curse out my next door neighbor from the Azores, but that's it; and they're the best neighbors, so I get no practice). In fact, one of my favorite Uncyc articles is written in bad English and makes no sense. Check this out, you might be amused. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 03:28, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

PS - Cthulhu rocks! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 03:34, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

Actually Cthullhu devours, mostly souls. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Actually, the name of my band is "Cthulhu's Ballsack", so Cthulhu both devours souls and rocks. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 19:23, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

edit Another award

Thank you for the thingie yesterday. Whatever it was.

Romartus continues to write good World Cup stuff (after copy editing) and I changed the Nav Bar to temporarily hype his work--most of the recent stuff on the Sports Page concerns the World Cup. Also changed your three Sections to call the Nav Bar in suitable colors. Spıke ¬ 13:58 21-Jun-10

The "thingie" you so disdainfully refer to is a special award I made, just for you, expressing my non-gay love for you and your efforts, specifically the huge donation of content to UnNews audios, and all the other shit you've done for audio stuff. You keep stacking up Goldstein awards, so I thought I'd make you something different to show off, acknowledging you above and beyond your thus-far-accumulated awards. Verstehe?. And by "non-gay", I'm not just talking about flamers and poofs; the whole hetero-man-love thing that goes on in various organizations creeps me the fuck out.
Good call, adding the World Cup to our humble menu. Thanks for the fixes to "my" sections too. You rock, almost as much as Cthulhu's Ballsack. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 19:34, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

edit "Some douche"

Now a turtle in UnFunnies refers to UnNews being called "the UnOnion," which a Google search shows no one other than you is doing. And then I take it there is an article in the HowTo space about how to be you. Have you run out of interesting topics other than yourself?

You've stumbled upon one of my insidious plots; meta-vanity. Believe it or not, HowTo:Be Reverend Zim ulator was a feature in the HowTo space. Success! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 23:35, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

Separately, on today's UnNews:A steamroller ran over my kitten while I was fucking it, the author is talented (especially in the paragraph on reinflation), but every near-contact with him makes me wonder whether his interest in Uncyclopedia is mainly as a worldwide forum on which to tell dirty jokes. Spıke ¬ 20:11 22-Jun-10

Yeah, a mercy move is in order. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 23:35, June 22, 2010 (UTC)
To have a worldwide forum to tell dirty jokes? And your point is? Aleister 16:10 23 6 MMX
Meh, fuck the forum. All of Uncyc is a forum for potentially dirty jokes. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:00, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnNews:Thousands storm Gulf Coast for free oil

Anon has a novel take on the oil spill--I cleaned it up, recycled a photo, and gave it today's date. After you are done re-headlining it for capitalization, and perhaps finding a better photo, I'll put it on the Oil Spill index. Spıke ¬ 15:45 23-Jun-10

Nice page by anon. After you guys settle on a name I'll pop it in a link in Guildy's and my VFH nominated poem (not whoring, if I were whoring I'd whip myself silly. Ow! Ow! Hee hee and other silly sounds.) where I've also been collecting all the news stories on the "spill" by linking them. Maybe I'll do one of these stories too soon. Maybe having Hayward sail his yacht into the Gulf, have some adventures, and then have it plug the leak by sinking. Nice work on the archive, by the way. Al 16:06 23 6 MMX
SPIKE rocks, does he not? Go to his user page and vote for everything... he's up for everything this month. Hayward, huh? Why not? he's got the focused hatred of a nation on him already, may as well have some fun with him. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 16:10, June 23, 2010 (UTC)

Or maybe poor, insubordinate General McChrystal is allowed to keep his job--but forced to go down to the Gulf and scoop up the tar-balls--Every Last One. Spıke ¬ 16:11 23-Jun-10

edit UnNews:Afghanistan general Stanley McChrystal angry with Obama

Nope. This story doesn't just need loving clean-up, as the template says. It needs huffing, and in the gentlest way to avoid losing a new scrubber for good. He hasn't completed the formatting of his story, and the story itself is nothing but a Russian Reversal of the McChrystal/Obama news (pre-resignation), which I already covered, but author can't be bothered to scan for that either. Spıke ¬ 02:32 24-Jun-10

edit The UnSignpost Is Not Dead!

A new UnSignpost issue, another template spammed onto your talkpage, enjoy! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:30, 24 June 2010

edit Horace Donald Lynchable

Hello Walter. This jerk, Horace Donald Westenchester, went through almost every feature nom right after the other voting no, in one or two a minute. Can we just revert those votes? I'm emotionally involved with Guildy and I's Well-Oiled Bird page, and have married it, so it's hard enough for a poem to get real voters to let a vandal maybe take a feature away. Thanks, Aleister 00:36 25 6 MMX

Investigating... Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 00:37, June 25, 2010 (UTC)
I always knew Cronkite was an investigative reporter. But I liked him best as the voice of Ben Franklin on that American Revolution cartoon series. Al 00:40 6 MMX
As the "Limbaugh to [Zim's] Cronkite," I must say--I hope you both fail!!! Spıke ¬ 00:43 25-Jun-10
Upon cursory investigation, this guy is being a Dick. See also Section 23 above. Spıke ¬ 00:47 25-Jun-10
. . .and that's the way it is, June 25, M M and X Aleister 00:49 6 MMX
I only gave him a one day ban... to nice? Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 00:53, June 25, 2010 (UTC)
Wayyyy too nice. In fact you should give everyone who voted against my beloved wife a one day ban. Anyway, do we let his votes stand or are they reversible? Do we wait for his defense (speed reading?)? (?) ?. His actions are as bad as, imnho, as users voting "For" as an IP. Oh well. Al 1:03 25 6 MMX
Upon further consideration, I concur. If I cannot do it myself, I will ask someone more competent to reverse the votes. Who's your wife again, Al? My wife is sister zim_ulatrix, high priestess of zim buddhism. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 02:09, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

Bastard gets two weeks. I'll undo those votes. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 02:22, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

I recently married my most recent VFH nom, who I share with Guildy (sort of a Mormon-type arrangement). This created quite a bit of news in my local township, a man has never married a page before. Lots of blowback from the clergy, and from the anti-literacy crowd, but what can I say, love conquers all. And what about Funnybony's newest page, the K2, that's going to go over almost everyone's head, a crazy and sane article. Way back machine. . .Al 2:26 25 6 MMX
It is worse than voting as an IP. IPs are told we don't know who you are and will weight your votes accordingly. They might be legit, they might be sockpuppets, it will depend on what you say to defend your vote. A registered user who enters the vote on a couple dozen of the most promising new articles and sees fit to vote against all of them is baying at the (now-full) moon. I didn't see any rationale given in the votes I looked at, and I read Al at one point protest that there was none anywhere. That's vandalism. Spıke ¬ 04:03 25-Jun-10

edit unFA

Hi Zim! Why have you had no FA? Mine came with a lot of help. Can you show me what you consider your best shot, and maybe I and Al can fix it up and Nom. Man, with 17,000 edits and your fine taste, you should get an FA. I'll help. Also, you should vote more on VFH as that gives more support from other writers. For example, I have a couple NOMs up now that would suck dong for a YES vote - hehe! Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:37, Jun 25

Thanks, but no thanks. I'm not so much a writer, but more of a bat fuck content generator. You're very sweet to offer, but I honestly don't believe I've written anything featurable. If I ever do, I'll certainly whore it to you first. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 20:55, June 25, 2010 (UTC)
Zimbo! I am not good enough musician to make a one-man band, I'm not good enough businessman to run a business by myself, nor I'm a good enough writer to get an FA. All of these are accomplished by cooperation with others. Maybe as an Island you and I are unworthy writers for FA, divided we fall, but united we stand. I would love to work on one of your older articles, which you recommend. Two heads are better than one - stereo. Please give me a chance. If you don't mind. Cheers--Fbony
OK, I surrender! I've written quite a bit since 2006, although much of it is not so much writing as "content". Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 15:34, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Can I have a go at getting this in HIGH gear?--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:19, Jun 30
By all means, do go ahead! That Bibleman dude is for real, by the way. cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 20:44, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Should it be based on Christian ethics? Like, my Dad is agnostic, but he has ethics. If Christian ethics we just need a list, and the bat fuck it up! Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:38, Jul 1
Maybe some sort of connection with the weirder versions of Christianity; the people in Uganda who want to execute homosexuals, Jehovahs Witlesses, Mormons... my 2 cents. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 16:25, July 1, 2010 (UTC)
Cool! OK, lets do a mix list. If you can write a ZIM Buddhist list of top 10 Ethics that is bat fuck insane, I'll gather a few others lists. and we can put them all together, bat fuck them up, and then delete the ones we don't need (or could be objectionable on VFH). Then we'll be rocking!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:30, Jul 1
Hi Zim, sorry about all the damn edits that might be flooding your email. I'm not sure if you like the way Bat Fuck Ethics is shaping up. Please let me know which way you would like to take it. And once I know then you could unwatch that page (possible?) until I make more progress. Its possibly an epic. It doesn't even start the ethics until after the intro, so only a few there so far to fuck with. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:42, Jul 2
Please, nothing to apologize for. There's some funny ideas bubbling in the pot for sure. I don't know how I feel about relating it to zim-derived entities, though, especially on the heels of my HowTo:Be zim. I will comment in future on the talk page of the article, where this discussion is... Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved!

edit What?

Not trying to start something, but why should a vote be invalid because a user has been banned? It sounds stupid, and if I'm wrong, please explain.--Grue JammyDirectorEye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 00:54, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

That's a perfectly legitimate question. Voting for anything on Uncyc is a privilege Privileges are granted to people we believe we can trust. Registering is a token of trust, telling us you wish to be included in our group, and want communication in both directions. Another consideration is that an IP vote could be the same person voting from different locations. For example, I was reasonably sure that you are indeed not trying to start something, as you say, because you're registered, and I can find out easily what kind of a user you've been in the past. Shit, I'm not used to being so serious... Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 16:44, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
But I am. If we're still talking about the same thing, you'll want to read Section 27 above: the rollback was not for being banned; the rollback and the ban were both for voting in bad faith. Mr.N. once banned me merely for voting on VFD merely to keep a ballot alive to troll for volunteers for a project. In other words, casting votes not for the purpose for which the vote was held. Spıke ¬ 18:39 26-Jun-10
Sorry SPIKE, but you've lost me. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:44, June 27, 2010 (UTC)
Don't know how--if Iwillkillyou333 is talking about the rollback of Westenchester's slew of undefended votes against every article in VFH, which Aleister protested in Section 27 above. If we are not talking about that, I am off the wall and will politely bow out of this discussion. Killyou, did I lose you too? Spıke ¬ 03:10 27-Jun-10
Who's "Walter"? Spıke ¬ 03:11 27-Jun-10

We're talking about anon IP votes, not that twit. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved!

oops, I guess we're not. I haven't been feeling well lately, so I'll blame it on that.Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 03:15, June 27, 2010 (UTC)

I didn't undo his votes because he was banned, I banned him for voting in a seemingly random fashion with no explanations. He'd also done other things that made me suspicious of his character. Then I undid his votes, told him why on his talk page, because voting is a privilege, and all that. Cheers Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 03:23, June 27, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnNews:Obama doodles random shit

My comments are on its talk page. This doesn't even qualify as Bat Fuck Insane. Spıke ¬ 13:39 28-Jun-10

Jeez, Spike! Someone Nomed it, and after a few days its at 250% health. Man, is this a sick baby or superman?--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 19:26, Jun 30
By God - it's featured. Man, Spike, may be you live on another planet, or somethin'. BTW: Thanks for your kind vote on the Foolitzer. Jeez, I feel so friggin' unworthy. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 20:27, Jun 30
It's a travesty to feature that dreck! Since Uncyclopedia is the worst, however, I see no violation of Uncyclopedian logic. Maybe I live on the planet next to SPIKE. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 20:47, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
Now that I think about this, on the basis of this getting featured, I should have 87.53% of my articles featured. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 20:48, June 30, 2010 (UTC)
I 3rd that notion. I think Post Apocalypse is 1000 times better than feature in question. I must live on another planet too.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:16, Jul 1

Again, I stated my case against the piece, on its talk page, and the only rebuttal was Mordillo telling me I did not have the stripes to criticize a clique comprising a few Admins. There are many gripes about Obama, but that he "doodles random shit" is not one of them, and in fact better criticizes the uninspiring opposition. Likewise today's first UnNews ("Fuck Republicans"), a single dirty joke given in all its permutations. At last night's amateur baseball game, I turned a couple 70-year-old ushers onto this site, and cringe to think this is what will greet them. And we have Colonization Week upcoming, where tons of pages will be vandalized by editors preoccupied with padding their count.

Writing here is fun. Worrying about what is on the Main Page or who wins votes would be pure frustration, and that is why I never vote except at VFD, and there only to find raw meat to rewrite. But, yes, almost anything on my user page is more feature-worthy than the above. The only vote I need is that often, after I hit a page, the trickle ceases of Anons who think they can improve it. Spıke ¬ 13:16 1-Jul-10

Hi Spike! Sure, I agree your material is better. When that first got nommed I didn't even give it a thought. Then I was amazed to watch it fly at light speed to an FA. I blinked it was a Nom, I blinked again it was featured. Whew! Beats me how that happened? Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 13:31, Jul 1

You shameless whore! you should write Oscar acceptance speeches for a living! ("I never expected--this!)

None of the above means I would turn down a nomination for a sixth Manny, in about a week. Even though Dex has said on my talk page that he'll kill me if that happens. Spıke ¬ 13:50 1-Jul-10

edit Romartus for Foolie

And none of the above keeps me from sticking my two cents in, and my two cents is that Romartus is the current favorite for July Foolitzer, as I don't need another one and it would only go to Funnybony's head. Romartus has increased the frequency of his dispatches and recently has performed the key function of bringing the Sports Page from that abyss that the English mistakenly call football, with a double shot including a "Tigger Woods" sequel. Award should include a handsome, bound copy of the Style Guide with the parts about quotes and about not developing a story in mainspace marked with highlighter. Spıke ¬ 15:58 1-Jul-10

edit What Mordillo said

Spike, I had said nothing of that sort. What I said is that it seems to me you assume that your standards are far superior than the rest of the site's writers and because of that articles that do not conform with your standards, do not have the right to survive. It's smug remarks such as "most of what I have on my page is more feature worthy" which infuriate me. That and the little essay you wrote on Funnybonny's writing abilities or their lack of in last month's Foolitzer. You have same rights as every other writer here. You do not, however, get to play all high and mighty when a respectable group of Uncyclopedians have decided to run an unorthodox writing contest and produced a different set of articles from what you believe they should be. "I would recommend our usual solution, a "mercy move" to someone's userspace to see if it can be polished into an UnNews. Don't care who nominated it for what" does not fly with me as you are not "better" than the writer or the nominator of this article, regardless of what you may think. On top of that your ideological refusal to do anything about this article, which you consider sub standard, ie - voting it down on VFH or nominating it on VFD strikes me as "I'll sit on my throne and show the plebs of their erronous ways". This is a DIU community - you don't like something? Don't make speeches, don't humiliate other users, fix it. I think you've proved that ability already, so I really don't get where this approach is coming from.

I did not say I'm a big fan of that article, but it has a right to exist and featured on Uncyclopedia, if the community believes so. And you live within this community, not above it. ~Jewriken.GIF 16:20, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

First, thanks for the compliment on my editing ability.
Mine was not a fair summary of what you said; it is colored by the thing that infuriates me--the recurring mention of rank, as though involvement of an Admin immunizes an article from criticism.
There is indeed no absolute right or wrong way to do things. But given a value--which, for a writer, is inducing a response in the reader, and for an Uncyclopedia writer, is thus amusing the reader--there is a right or wrong way to achieve it. Consequently, there are a few things I'm certain of: that an article that relates to the reader's (real) world is better than an article that doesn't; that an article that has a palette of jokes is better than an article with a single joke in several permutations.
Funnybony, for example, has by this measure gotten better in the last six months. His current UnNewses are written with the reader in mind, whereas I thought much of his early stuff was written mostly with himself in mind. And I don't mind saying so, nor saying how he could improve further. Getting better is also, under nearly all value systems, a good thing.
The above, to me, is self-evident. If it is not self-evident to others, and if I cannot make it evident by persuasion, then there will be no huffing, banning, or threats of work stoppage. It is not idle; I get down in the trenches and repair and collaborate (though recently, I corrected the use of a wrong word in "who wishes to remain anomalous"--and was reverted--the author knows what he has in mind, and the reader never will).
My certainty about the above is not smugness or a desire to live "above...this community." I will be certain until effectively rebutted--even if it displeases the uncertain. Spıke ¬ 13:38 2-Jul-10

edit All the news that's unfit to print!

--ChiefjusticePS2 12:04, July 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit With sincere thanks

Burning-zim-bush

Foolitzer thanks with a debt of gratitude!

--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:40, Jul 1
Congratulations; well deserved for lots of good conbutions. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 00:53, July 3, 2010 (UTC)

edit Google goes gay UnNews

Hi Zim, Opps! It's up, the link is right, but the text needs to be changed on the UnNews Homepage for that article, as they don't match up. Just a small oversight to tackle. Thanks, Rev! Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 18:20, Jul 4

Modus got it. Ain't he awesome? Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 00:20, July 5, 2010 (UTC)

edit You're too nice

Hi Zim! Man, I am really flattered with a 3rd Nom. I don't deserve it this time even if I did deserve it, ahh, or somethin'. But Spike for sure should get it, simply because audios are 100 times harder than written news, and he is senior to me on UnNews. If he doesn't get it this month, I'll nominate him again and again until he does. Others also deserve one much more than I deserve 2 (or 3). But the Nom itself is almost as good as winning. And I'm really thankful. If I worked for a Newspaper, and my job was to make one single story per day,I'd think that to be an easier job than being a fireman in Atlantis. So I'll try to send in one every day. Though I notice that UnNews has gotten much more input this month already, which is progress. Variety is the spice. Stay well! Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:25, Jul 7

If I were an admin worth my salt, I'd nom everybody who writes 3 or more good stories a month. Unfortunately, I am extremely lazy. You're always so happy to take compliments and such... Prozac? ;) Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:07, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
Funnybony, assuming you got a third Foolitzer nom, audios are not 100 times harder than written news, because the written edition is already written. Audios are just recitation, plus a heap of digital editing, as I am nowhere as good as the finished product sounds. I should get a Manny for audios.
Separately, I don't think seniority should be a factor in creative decisions, a subject about which I have just jousted with the Chief on my talk page. Foolies should go for quality (over quantity). But the Chief is notorious for making sure all the studs in his stable win blue ribbons early and often.
I will also disagree with the statement that variety is the spice, although I know two Admins who disagree. I don't pee into the crockpot for the sake of either variety or spice. Spıke ¬ 17:33 7-Jul-10
Ah, sure, Spike! Whatever you say! I'm on your side! I remember that 'playing' a song was about 100 times harder than writing it, and vise versa, as well, too, already. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 18:07, Jul 7
FB, you do know that Foolitzer has nothing to do with audios right? That's the EG prize, and audio versions should not be considered as an indication for the Foolitzer, only writing. ~Jewriken.GIF 18:22, July 7, 2010 (UTC)
Mordillo makes a good point; one which I was too baked tired to remember and point out to you. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 22:48, July 7, 2010 (UTC)

edit Signpost: normal service resumed

Oh dear god, am I really doing this again? --UU - natter UU Manhole 10:47, Jul 9


edit thanks

the original story was [[1]]   The* Lordarcadiansig (say shit) (My train wrecks) Π   ~ 

You're welcome. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 00:14, July 10, 2010 (UTC)

edit Formatting problem

Featuring the Vuvuzela story is screwing things up because of the long "words." Spıke ¬ 01:00 10-Jul-10

Yeah, I know... I decided to live with it. It's not a bug, it's a feature. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:34, July 10, 2010 (UTC)

Upon further review, please discount my comment--It's working worse for me than for most people (small column is wider than large column), but mainly because I choose to view Uncyclopedia in 12-point text. Spıke ¬ 11:31 10-Jul-10

I had already discounted your comment, and am now working on Cthulhu-Jesus... you have been warned. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 12:16, July 10, 2010 (UTC)

Oh well...It's a slow news day. Spıke ¬ 13:14 10-Jul-10

It's a good day for Cthulhu-Jesus-related UnComics. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 13:39, July 10, 2010 (UTC)

edit UnNews:Anne Frank story set to launch as comic book

Thank you for the illustration! (Was "comic book" today's Magic Woid?) Spıke ¬ 23:58 10-Jul-10

My pleasure. An UnNews article without a pic is an intolerable state of affairs, is it not? You win $50. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 00:01, July 11, 2010 (UTC)

I don't have the tools nor the clip-art library to do good photos, and it would take two hours for me to do justice to a one-hour article that will survive for perhaps one day. I almost always grab a thumbnail from a newspaper web site or see what Google serves up. Now, I ain't mentioning the name of any tear-inducing vegetable, but if we some day specialized to the point that a designated person with the Gift went to my articles and shooped up photos that were actually funny, that would be an improvement! One more for our nonexistent Job Openings template? Spıke ¬ 13:39 11-Jul-10

I don't blame you a bit; I've never actually had to patience to work on PSing an image until it's something I can be content with, quality wise. I do occasionally make a shitty shopped pic, but I am realistic in my understanding that it's a piece of crap. I do my comics and last pic for you at Stripgenerator.com because it's easy, free and makes me look better than I actually am. You probably already know this, but for a story that's not terribly time sensitive, you can go to RadicalX's Corner (or Image Request). I understand it's become pretty active there again.
Yeah, job openings and advertisements are things I've been thinking about, but have been too lazy to work on. Eventually, perhaps... Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 14:20, July 11, 2010 (UTC)

I had forgotten there was such a request service. But, as you mention, it might not be compatible with our de-facto motto: Bang It Out. FYI: 17:00 game today at Stoklosa. Spıke ¬ 15:07 11-Jul-10

edit You got a good UnNews audio with explosions?

We need an UnNews audio for this week's podcast we're recording over Skype (which you can join by clicking here if you have Skype installed), and we want it to be about explosions. I also want your crazy ass on Skype cause you're awesome. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 02:39, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

  • I'm having sound problems at the moment, but coincidentally I am close to a solution as of this morning. Thanks for the compliments, and the invitation. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 02:41, July 14, 2010 (UTC)

My UnNews Audios rarely have sound effects, but the last one Mordillo did (about 4 months ago) had plenty of explosions. Spıke ¬ 13:49 14-Jul-10

PS--It's Media:No news good news.mp3. Spıke ¬ 19:27 14-Jul-10

edit You, personally, averted the Apocalypse

Post-Post-feature

Post Apocalypse made it in to cue, thanks to you. Now there is no chance it will happen.

Much thanks--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 16:13, Jul 15
Cool! Congrats, dude. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 16:14, July 15, 2010 (UTC)

edit Another UnSignpost! Rejoice!

Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:48, 16 July 2010

edit Hi Zim!

The News, UnNews:Swiss free Polanski after US refuse to extradite rapist keeps getting vandalized by a cook (unregistered user). Is it possible for you to put a 'Registered User only edit' lock on it? MUch appreciated, the 3rd Bardo, it is. Hope all is well dude! Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 08:59, Jul 17

Done. Hey, want something to improve? Cthulhu-Jesus. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 13:31, July 17, 2010 (UTC)
Rev! You're awesome!!! Thanks much. OK, I'll look at the Cthulhu-Jesus - is it up for Pee Review? Is this official? NO!? Good! Casual.. Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 15:39, Jul 17
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