User:Zim ulator/Zimbat Scalamichci
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“Bring me the cabin boy, and a bucket of lard!”
Zimbat Scalamichci is UnNews senior White People Who Think They're Black correspondent. In the employ of Uncyclopedia since 2002, Zimbat began his tenure as cabin boy to Captain Oblivious, a post at which he both excelled and blew.
- Senior Spiritual Reengineering correspondent
- Senior White People Who Think They're Black correspondent