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Welcome to UnNews Religion Section.

Spirituality in the news.


UnNews takes a dim view of religion, especially those which practice old time rituals like "Hyenamancy". That being said, spirituality is an bottomless well of humor. George W. Bush, the Pope and Westboro Baptist Church get their fair share of ribbing here. Not to be too discriminating, we extend our wit to all faiths and cults, whackos and nutjobs, the saintly and the blasphemous. Your cross to bear, dear reader, is the occasional fact sprinkled among this journalistic gem store, and for this, we apologize.

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Religion in UnNews

Pope praises Jamie Lynn Spears for not using birth control

VATICAN CITY, Prussia -- In a stirring sermon given yesterday afternoon, Pope Benedict XVI praised Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney Spears's sixteen-year old sister who is now pregnant, for upholding her moral standards and refusing to use Birth control when she had sex with her 104 year-old boyfriend, Pugsly Addams. more...


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Religion News Quote of the Moment

...those nasty whores with their whore legs, whore skin and whore bulges. Whores!

~ Rabbi Yosef Elyashiv on women
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Selected UnNews Religion Image

Body-of-Christ

Body of Christ workout poster, available at most Christian outlet stores.

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Religion in UnNews

Pat Robertson is Bat Fuck Righteous, says UnNews

THE INTERWEB -- UnNews is pleased to announce the Zeroth winner of the Annual Bat Fuck Righteous Award, for bat fuck insane service to mankind under the guise of benevolent religious conviction. Just 20 seconds ago, the UnNews Bat Fuck Righteous award committee unanimously voted for Pat Robertson, renowned Evangelical/Southern Baptist pulpit-based poison spitter. more...


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Religion in UnNews

Conservapedia rips lid off cross-species cloning experiments

THE INTERNET -- Liberal sciency people have once again perverted what God gave us by combining the DNA of a Doberman Pinscher Dog and a human. The resultant monstrosity of this experiment may just win the discoverer of cross-species cloning techniques a Nobel Prize. more...



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