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Welcome to UnNews Religion Section.

Spirituality in the news.


UnNews takes a dim view of religion, especially those which practice old time rituals like "Hyenamancy". That being said, spirituality is an bottomless well of humor. George W. Bush, the Pope and Westboro Baptist Church get their fair share of ribbing here. Not to be too discriminating, we extend our wit to all faiths and cults, whackos and nutjobs, the saintly and the blasphemous. Your cross to bear, dear reader, is the occasional fact sprinkled among this journalistic gem store, and for this, we apologize.

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Religion in UnNews

Bush names teddy bear after Jesus

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a move described by analysts as 'audacious', US premier George Bush today named a teddy bear "Jesus" following reports that British schoolteacher Gillian Gibbons had been jailed in Sudan for allegedly insulting the Prophet Mohammed. more...


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Religion News Quote of the Moment

...those nasty whores with their whore legs, whore skin and whore bulges. Whores!

~ Rabbi Yosef Elyashiv on women
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Selected UnNews Religion Image

Pat Robertson as God

"I used to have a pimple right here!"

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Religion in UnNews

Insane people protest something, not clear what it might be
Antiwildepro

BACTRIA, Georgia -- A group of insane people, most of whom never met before, gathered in this rural town west of Atlanta to protest something. A Dover, New Hampshire man with reddish hair and a beard wandered about, muttering long strings of creative cursing. Three women in Afro wigs giggled as they poured condiments on a cage full of cats. A clown with his ass showing juggled donuts, while screaming about the nutritious value of Beef Rings. more...


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Religion in UnNews

Fire-god Agni sues asbestos company
Agnideva

MAYFAIR, Alaska -- UnNews was surprised to learn that the Fire-god, Agni, also known as Hephaestus in Greece, and something else in other places, had filed a multi-million dollar law suit against Mayfair based, Acme Asbestos Company, citing “obstruction of justice” for providing building materials to the Hell-hole Titty Bar, that caused a fire, which was meant to burn down the goddamn place, to be unsuccessful. more...



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