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Welcome to UnNews Religion Section.

Spirituality in the news.


UnNews takes a dim view of religion, especially those which practice old time rituals like "Hyenamancy". That being said, spirituality is an bottomless well of humor. George W. Bush, the Pope and Westboro Baptist Church get their fair share of ribbing here. Not to be too discriminating, we extend our wit to all faiths and cults, whackos and nutjobs, the saintly and the blasphemous. Your cross to bear, dear reader, is the occasional fact sprinkled among this journalistic gem store, and for this, we apologize.

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Increased sunspot activity cause for concern at Vatican
Pinky brain world

THE VATICAN, Rome -- Vatican astrologers are gearing up for the season of increased sunspot activity. The "Solar Year" is approximately 11 Earth years in duration, with maximums and minimums of up to several years, and predictions by Roman Catholic astrological prognosticators call for especially powerful outbursts beginning soon. 'more...


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Meh... I'll worship just about anything.

~ anonymous Druid on what to worship
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Raptulert

You'll never sleep through another Apocalypse with the new Raptu-lert Rapture Early-warning Detection System.

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Catholic Church to ordain reptilian priest
Godzilla-Church

BOSTON, Massachusetts -- Logan International Airport has seen an unusual number of clergy passing through security, as members of the Roman Catholic hierarchy gather to implement a recent change in the Pope's attitude toward ordaining non-humans. Most notable of these is Rev. Father Clyde "Right Turn" Meninges, who was appointed as the first non-human Primate of the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Utrecht, the Netherlands by Pope Benedict XVI in 2009. more...


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Joshua leads Israelite Defense Force to victory
Jericho-march-painting

WEST BANK, Palestine -- Joshua, son of Nun, leader of the tribe of Ephraim and successor to Moses, has led the LORD's righteous army, the Israelite Defense Force, to victory over an idolatrous mob of gentile savages in the Canaan region of the Middle East. more...



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