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Welcome to UnNews Religion Section.

Spirituality in the news.


UnNews takes a dim view of religion, especially those which practice old time rituals like "Hyenamancy". That being said, spirituality is an bottomless well of humor. George W. Bush, the Pope and Westboro Baptist Church get their fair share of ribbing here. Not to be too discriminating, we extend our wit to all faiths and cults, whackos and nutjobs, the saintly and the blasphemous. Your cross to bear, dear reader, is the occasional fact sprinkled among this journalistic gem store, and for this, we apologize.

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Religion in UnNews

Michael Jackson reassures fans that "Show will go on" despite untimely death
26062009

MICHAEL JACKSON WAS QUICK TO PLACATE WORRIED FANS that his 160 date comeback tour was still "very much on" despite his death last night. Thousands of fans thought they had been left high and dry after the shocking news emerged that the pint sized Peter Piper of rock, Michael Jackson, had died in an alleged freak accident involving a trans-sexual gorilla, a tub of yoghurt and Justin Timberlake. more...


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Religion News Quote of the Moment

Just to be safe, I hate all cartoons.

~ Imam Mohammed Ali on cartoons
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Selected UnNews Religion Image

Pat Robertson as God

"I used to have a pimple right here!"

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Religion in UnNews

Coarse conduct confounds construction
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JERUSALEM, Israel -- An attempt by Israeli construction workers to renovate a covered walkway below Temple Mount has raised the ire of Palestinians, breaking the long-standing peace for which the Holy Land has been known since time immemorial. Muslim worshippers, fearing that the repair and improvement of the walkway would in no way hurt them, brought construction to a halt by gathering around the walkway, standing uncomfortably close to the workers and muttering rude things in hushed voices. more...


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Religion in UnNews

God sues for copyright infringement
Gods Birdie

THE PANPOOPTICON, Heaven -- The Supreme Creator of the Universe has filed a class action suit against various scientific research institutions for copyright infringement. The criminal act in question is cloning. Cloning of anything. more...



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