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Welcome to UnNews Religion Section.

Spirituality in the news.


UnNews takes a dim view of religion, especially those which practice old time rituals like "Hyenamancy". That being said, spirituality is an bottomless well of humor. George W. Bush, the Pope and Westboro Baptist Church get their fair share of ribbing here. Not to be too discriminating, we extend our wit to all faiths and cults, whackos and nutjobs, the saintly and the blasphemous. Your cross to bear, dear reader, is the occasional fact sprinkled among this journalistic gem store, and for this, we apologize.

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Religion in UnNews

Believers see Holy Father in flames
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MADOWICE, Poland -- Pope John Paul II may be dead, but when you've lived as good a life as he did death can't stop you from performing the occasional miracle if the mood so takes you. Catholics worldwide (and there's a hell of a lot of 'em, John Paul himself saw to that by refusing to change Vatican doctrine on use of birth control methods) are claiming that his ex-eminence has done just that by appearing as a figure made of flames in a bonfire during a ceremony commemorating his death held close to his birthplace Wadowice in Poland. more...


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Religion News Quote of the Moment

Just to be safe, I hate all cartoons.

~ Imam Mohammed Ali on cartoons
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Uncle Anton wants you!

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Religion in UnNews

Persistent Protestants protest punishment
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CITRUS HEIGHTS, California -- Protesters continued their picket at San Juan High School on Monday after some students were recently suspended for wearing Bible-themed T-shirts that condemned homosexuals. The protesters, who were supported by church activists, again wore their shirts, adding that they felt they have a First Amendment right to do so. more...


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Religion in UnNews

Reporter permitted one corny story
Deity-creator

THE HAGUE -- UnNews was stumped, along with Scientists, to learn of the following incident. ‘New Faith Magazine’ recently reported that a Group of Scientists, headed by Prof. Stephen Hawking, CH, CBE, FRS, FRSA, ETC., decided that, having achieved their aim of Creating Life in a test tube, therefore the idea of a Supreme Deity was no longer necessary. And one of the ranking members was appointed to inform God of His dismissal. more...



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