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Welcome to UnNews Religion Section.

Spirituality in the news.

UnNews takes a dim view of religion, especially those which practice old time rituals like "Hyenamancy". That being said, spirituality is an bottomless well of humor. George W. Bush, the Pope and Westboro Baptist Church get their fair share of ribbing here. Not to be too discriminating, we extend our wit to all faiths and cults, whackos and nutjobs, the saintly and the blasphemous. Your cross to bear, dear reader, is the occasional fact sprinkled among this journalistic gem store, and for this, we apologize.


Religion in UnNews

Satan arrested in Jerry Falwell death

HELL, USA -- After 24 hours of speculation, the Devil himself, Keyser Söze Satan (Lucifer), was arrested at 8:30 CST Wednesday morning and charged with the death of Rev. Jerry Falwell. more...


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Show us your tits!

~ Martin Luther on Spring Break

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Pat Robertson as God

"I used to have a pimple right here!"

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Religion in UnNews

Pope appoints first non-human Primate
Archbishop clyde

VATICAN CITY, Rome, Italy -- History was made today the when Rev. Father Clyde "Right Turn" Meninges was appointed as the first non-human Primate of the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Utrecht, the Netherlands by Pope Benedict XVI. Up until this point, no positions of power have been granted to apes by the Catholic Church.. more...


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Pope gets new hat

STATE of the VATICAN CITY, Italy -- Earlier today while on a shopping trip with his mother, Maria Ratzinger, Pope Benedict XVI (formerly Joseph Ratzinger), head of the Catholic Church since his 2005 and style aficionado, received as a present a brand new hat. more...

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