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Welcome to UnNews Religion Section.

Spirituality in the news.

UnNews takes a dim view of religion, especially those which practice old time rituals like "Hyenamancy". That being said, spirituality is an bottomless well of humor. George W. Bush, the Pope and Westboro Baptist Church get their fair share of ribbing here. Not to be too discriminating, we extend our wit to all faiths and cults, whackos and nutjobs, the saintly and the blasphemous. Your cross to bear, dear reader, is the occasional fact sprinkled among this journalistic gem store, and for this, we apologize.


Religion in UnNews

Dinesh D'souza on the real problem with Newtonism

Uncyclopedia is proud to present an original column by best-selling author Dinesh D'Souza, best-selling author of best-selling books like What’s So Great About Christianity. Dinesh D'Souza's latest best-selling book is What’s So Great About Christianity. As of this writing, What’s So Great About Christianity has topped the best-seller charts on for sixteen straight weeks; a record setting, best-selling run on's best-seller list on The previous record holder, The Enemy At Home: The Cultural Left and Its Responsibility for 9/11 held the top spot on the best-sellers list on for over fifteen weeks. The Enemy At Home: The Cultural Left and Its Responsibility for 9/11 was written by best-selling author Dinesh D'souza, who also wrote the best-selling book What’s So Great About Christianity. Both best-selling books by Dinesh D'souza, as well as other books by best-selling author Dinesh D'souza, are available on more...


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Just to be safe, I hate all cartoons.

~ Imam Mohammed Ali on cartoons

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Once Bat fuck insane for Jesus, now Ape-Shit Crazy for men.

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Obama bows to Saudi king, triggers fall of Western Civilisation
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KING FAHD MEMORIAL PALACE, Saudi Arabia -- In a surprise move, president Barack Obama ceded all ultimate authority over the United States to the Arabian-Islamic cabal. Although words to this effect were not spoken, by bowing to the King of Saudi Arabia, Obama was sending a secret Muslim signal that our precious American way of life is over. more...


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Al Sharpton, Mormon leaders agree: We're both kooks

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah - Al Sharpton met with Mormon leaders in what was described as a "mutual publicity stunt to help Sharpton save face for his ignorant remark about Mitt Romney and also to further show the world that Mormons really do care about black people. Really, we do. Especially the ones that live overseas and tithe." more...

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