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Welcome to UnNews Religion Section.

Spirituality in the news.

UnNews takes a dim view of religion, especially those which practice old time rituals like "Hyenamancy". That being said, spirituality is an bottomless well of humor. George W. Bush, the Pope and Westboro Baptist Church get their fair share of ribbing here. Not to be too discriminating, we extend our wit to all faiths and cults, whackos and nutjobs, the saintly and the blasphemous. Your cross to bear, dear reader, is the occasional fact sprinkled among this journalistic gem store, and for this, we apologize.


Religion in UnNews

Oxford Mosque's plan to behead thieves and adulterers 'just not on!'

PROPOSALS FOR THE RITUAL EXECUTION of adulterers in central Oxford have been attacked by local residents as "pushing the cultural diversity card" more than a few steps too far. Muslim elders at an Oxford mosque have said they intend to push ahead with plans to introduce public executions despite fierce opposition. more...


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What's with the milk and the elephant statues?

~ Ganesh on Hindu religious practice

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Once Bat fuck insane for Jesus, now Ape-Shit Crazy for men.

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Pope appoints first non-human Primate
Archbishop clyde

VATICAN CITY, Rome, Italy -- History was made today the when Rev. Father Clyde "Right Turn" Meninges was appointed as the first non-human Primate of the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Utrecht, the Netherlands by Pope Benedict XVI. Up until this point, no positions of power have been granted to apes by the Catholic Church.. more...


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Witches okay for national cemetery memorials; holy cows may be next

WASHINGTON, DC - In an effort to appease Satan and get the war in Iraq back on track, President George W. Bush has ordered the Veterans Administration (VA) to authorize the inclusion of the Wicca pentagram among its other official “symbols of belief,” granting witches and other pagans the right to feature “the symbol of their faith” on headstones next to Jewish, Christian, Islamic, and other major religions, a decision that doesn’t set well with some veterans and active servicemen. more...

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