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Welcome to UnNews Religion Section.

Spirituality in the news.


UnNews takes a dim view of religion, especially those which practice old time rituals like "Hyenamancy". That being said, spirituality is an bottomless well of humor. George W. Bush, the Pope and Westboro Baptist Church get their fair share of ribbing here. Not to be too discriminating, we extend our wit to all faiths and cults, whackos and nutjobs, the saintly and the blasphemous. Your cross to bear, dear reader, is the occasional fact sprinkled among this journalistic gem store, and for this, we apologize.

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Religion in UnNews

Oxford Mosque's plan to behead thieves and adulterers 'just not on!'
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PROPOSALS FOR THE RITUAL EXECUTION of adulterers in central Oxford have been attacked by local residents as "pushing the cultural diversity card" more than a few steps too far. Muslim elders at an Oxford mosque have said they intend to push ahead with plans to introduce public executions despite fierce opposition. more


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What's with the milk and the elephant statues?

~ Ganesh on Hindu religious practice
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Religion in UnNews

Osama bin Laden awarded star on the Walk of Fame
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The Hollywood Chamber of Commerce has announced that a star on the Hollywood Boulevard Walk of Fame is to be dedicated to Middle Eastern film actor/director Osama bin Laden this week. Bin Laden, known primarily for his short films, has gained popularity recently among cinema aficionados for his unconventional style of filming. more...


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Religion in UnNews

God Rewrites the Bible
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Christians and Jews across the world were stunned upon waking up this morning to find that the Bible had been heavily edited. Every copy of the Bible in the world contained exactly the same edits, suggesting that this could only be the work of God himself. more...



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