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Welcome to UnNews Religion Section.

Spirituality in the news.

UnNews takes a dim view of religion, especially those which practice old time rituals like "Hyenamancy". That being said, spirituality is an bottomless well of humor. George W. Bush, the Pope and Westboro Baptist Church get their fair share of ribbing here. Not to be too discriminating, we extend our wit to all faiths and cults, whackos and nutjobs, the saintly and the blasphemous. Your cross to bear, dear reader, is the occasional fact sprinkled among this journalistic gem store, and for this, we apologize.


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Hey, that guy, you know, the one on South Park, he's dead

AMERICA, the greatest place on earth - Yeah, apparently he's been dead for a few months now! Who knew? That's what you get for quitting South Park, dude. First they take away your paycheck, then they send the rabid monkeys they keep hidden in storage after you. You should have seen it coming, you're a scientologist, you crack pots think everything is out to get you, right? Maybe that's the schizophreniacs more...


Religion News Quote of the Moment

If Jesus really wanted to, he could shoot lightning out of his hands AND drop a roof AND throw Palpatine down a gravity well...

~ Rev. Joel Osteen on Jesus versus Palpatine

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God will speak to mankind through George W. Bush once more, as he did once through the burning thornbush. That's the only way to set things right in the Middle East for good. You might think that this idea should have struck the old guy somewhat earlier.

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Communion gets a makeover. Meet: ‘Jesus Cakes'!
Jesus Cakes

LITTLE-WATER ON THE BRAYNE, Englandshire – In their continuing battle to try and make Christianity more accessible to everyone, everywhere, ever, the Open Episcipal Church has come up with a novel way of extending their reach into England’s younger generations. It is a move that not all members of the Clergy agree wit, and that some consider to be an outright debasement of Christian principles, but nevertheless has taken place and sparked off some interesting and generally amusing religious back-and-forth. more...


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Joshua leads Israelite Defense Force to victory

WEST BANK, Palestine -- Joshua, son of Nun, leader of the tribe of Ephraim and successor to Moses, has led the LORD's righteous army, the Israelite Defense Force, to victory over an idolatrous mob of gentile savages in the Canaan region of the Middle East. more...

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