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Welcome to UnNews Religion Section.

Spirituality in the news.


UnNews takes a dim view of religion, especially those which practice old time rituals like "Hyenamancy". That being said, spirituality is an bottomless well of humor. George W. Bush, the Pope and Westboro Baptist Church get their fair share of ribbing here. Not to be too discriminating, we extend our wit to all faiths and cults, whackos and nutjobs, the saintly and the blasphemous. Your cross to bear, dear reader, is the occasional fact sprinkled among this journalistic gem store, and for this, we apologize.

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Religion in UnNews

Hey, that guy, you know, the one on South Park, he's dead
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AMERICA, the greatest place on earth - Yeah, apparently he's been dead for a few months now! Who knew? That's what you get for quitting South Park, dude. First they take away your paycheck, then they send the rabid monkeys they keep hidden in storage after you. You should have seen it coming, you're a scientologist, you crack pots think everything is out to get you, right? Maybe that's the schizophreniacs more...


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What's with the milk and the elephant statues?

~ Ganesh on Hindu religious practice
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Religion in UnNews

Osama bin Laden awarded star on the Walk of Fame
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The Hollywood Chamber of Commerce has announced that a star on the Hollywood Boulevard Walk of Fame is to be dedicated to Middle Eastern film actor/director Osama bin Laden this week. Bin Laden, known primarily for his short films, has gained popularity recently among cinema aficionados for his unconventional style of filming. more...


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Religion in UnNews

Man who claimed to have found God arrested for wasting police time
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BRISTOL, England - George Fasarta, the Bristolian who claimed to have found God, has been charged with ‘Wasting Police Time’ by local police. Excitement spread all around the Christian world last week, as it was reported that Fasarta, a 42-year-old baker from the north of the city, had definitely located the Almighty who had been missing/presumed dead for almost 2000 years. But now police say they believe Fasarta was simply an attention seeker who repeatedly changed his story. more...



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