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Welcome to UnNews Religion Section.

Spirituality in the news.

UnNews takes a dim view of religion, especially those which practice old time rituals like "Hyenamancy". That being said, spirituality is an bottomless well of humor. George W. Bush, the Pope and Westboro Baptist Church get their fair share of ribbing here. Not to be too discriminating, we extend our wit to all faiths and cults, whackos and nutjobs, the saintly and the blasphemous. Your cross to bear, dear reader, is the occasional fact sprinkled among this journalistic gem store, and for this, we apologize.


Religion in UnNews

Vatican forgiven by Beatles

VATICAN, Rome -- The Beatles have forgiven the Vatican for their "satanic behavior" -- but Ringo Starr, the legendary band's drummer, says they hardly deserve it. “Just look at their history! Burning dolly-birds! Boiling people! The Rack! Bloody-hell! What kind of religion is that?” Starr asked the media. more...


Religion News Quote of the Moment

History repeats itself, and so does my wife.

~ Acumen Cornfed, Chancellor of the Bahai Federation on the upside of celebate clergy

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Madalyn flips us the bird

"I was as surprised as anybody else! Boy, these mojitos are great, eh?" Madalyn Murray O'Hair on her surprise resurrection.

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Religion in UnNews

In space, no one can hear the call to prayer
Prayer in Cairo 1865

KOALA LUMPY, Malaysia -- How do you pray facing Mecca five times a day when you are circling the Earth 16 times every 24 hours? This is one of the problems facing Malaysian authorities as they prepare to send their first man into space. more...


Religion in UnNews

Gods definitive list of sins now available to select Christian denominations
List of things God will judge

CORNFED, Nebraska -- Fresh-faced, young, fringe Baptist, mildly psychotic Jeremiah Malmquist hit the streets today with "Good News" for his fellow man. Reverend Fred Phelps of the Bat Fuck Insane Church of Everything God Hates, received clarification directly from God last week about what He really hates. more...

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