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Welcome to UnNews Religion Section.

Spirituality in the news.

UnNews takes a dim view of religion, especially those which practice old time rituals like "Hyenamancy". That being said, spirituality is an bottomless well of humor. George W. Bush, the Pope and Westboro Baptist Church get their fair share of ribbing here. Not to be too discriminating, we extend our wit to all faiths and cults, whackos and nutjobs, the saintly and the blasphemous. Your cross to bear, dear reader, is the occasional fact sprinkled among this journalistic gem store, and for this, we apologize.


Religion in UnNews

Seals of the Apocalypse discovered
George pikes performing seals

HAIFA, Israel -- Digs near the ancient Philistine city of Gath in Israel have long been a tremendous source of information for Biblical archaeologists. Last month's work yielded a copper scroll which refers to the Apocalypse. The material and writing have been dated to late first century CE, and depicts a popular view of Armageddon held by most Christian cults of the time. more...


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If Jesus really wanted to, he could shoot lightning out of his hands AND drop a roof AND throw Palpatine down a gravity well...

~ Rev. Joel Osteen on Jesus versus Palpatine

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Jediist accuses local store of discrimination

CARDIFF, Wales -- A Welsh Jediist has accused the local Tesco shop of religious discrimination, after the store employees asked him to remove his hood. The man, who preferred to be called by his nickname "Anakin," called this "A blatant show of disrespect for different cultures." He stated that the store employees harassed and embarrassed him at the store because of his beliefs. "The Jedi doctrination clearly say that I should wear a hood." says an angry Anakin. more...


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Praying pilot jailed

PALERMO, Italy -- A Tunisian pilot has been found responsible for the deaths of 16 passengers after he made the decision to pray rather than take emergency measures when his aeroplane got into difficulties near Sicily. Survivors were left to swim for their lives after the resulting crash, during which the plane broke up and sank. more...

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