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Latest revision as of 13:22, June 21, 2010

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Welcome to UnNews Religion Section.

Spirituality in the news.

UnNews takes a dim view of religion, especially those which practice old time rituals like "Hyenamancy". That being said, spirituality is an bottomless well of humor. George W. Bush, the Pope and Westboro Baptist Church get their fair share of ribbing here. Not to be too discriminating, we extend our wit to all faiths and cults, whackos and nutjobs, the saintly and the blasphemous. Your cross to bear, dear reader, is the occasional fact sprinkled among this journalistic gem store, and for this, we apologize.


Religion in UnNews

Taliban hires Halliburton consultants
Playgoat magazine

KABUL, Afganistan -- There are many ways to profit from war. In this country, those ways include growing and manufacture of drugs, terrorism, and now, taking advantage of bored, horny "soldiers" of the Taliban with a new twist on stroke books; Playgoat Magazine. more...


Religion News Quote of the Moment

Just to be safe, I hate all cartoons.

~ Imam Mohammed Ali on cartoons

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If there's one thing that the intolerant won't tolerate, it's intolerance of their intolerance.

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Religion in UnNews

Coarse conduct confounds construction
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JERUSALEM, Israel -- An attempt by Israeli construction workers to renovate a covered walkway below Temple Mount has raised the ire of Palestinians, breaking the long-standing peace for which the Holy Land has been known since time immemorial. Muslim worshippers, fearing that the repair and improvement of the walkway would in no way hurt them, brought construction to a halt by gathering around the walkway, standing uncomfortably close to the workers and muttering rude things in hushed voices. more...


Religion in UnNews

Witches okay for national cemetery memorials; holy cows may be next

WASHINGTON, DC - In an effort to appease Satan and get the war in Iraq back on track, President George W. Bush has ordered the Veterans Administration (VA) to authorize the inclusion of the Wicca pentagram among its other official “symbols of belief,” granting witches and other pagans the right to feature “the symbol of their faith” on headstones next to Jewish, Christian, Islamic, and other major religions, a decision that doesn’t set well with some veterans and active servicemen. more...

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