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Latest revision as of 13:22, June 21, 2010

Jesus on raptor
Welcome to UnNews Religion Section.

Spirituality in the news.

UnNews takes a dim view of religion, especially those which practice old time rituals like "Hyenamancy". That being said, spirituality is an bottomless well of humor. George W. Bush, the Pope and Westboro Baptist Church get their fair share of ribbing here. Not to be too discriminating, we extend our wit to all faiths and cults, whackos and nutjobs, the saintly and the blasphemous. Your cross to bear, dear reader, is the occasional fact sprinkled among this journalistic gem store, and for this, we apologize.


Religion in UnNews

Sacrificial-virgin-in-volcano ritual decried in India

NEW DELHI, India -- In parts of India, husbands regard their sacrificial virgins as property that apparently can be offered into a volcano at will. Indian police say that every year they receive more than 2,500 reports of Sacrificial-virgins-in-volcano -- a form of ritualistic abuse often disguised as an accident or suicide. more...


Religion News Quote of the Moment

...those nasty whores with their whore legs, whore skin and whore bulges. Whores!

~ Rabbi Yosef Elyashiv on women

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Once Bat fuck insane for Jesus, now Ape-Shit Crazy for men.

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Religion in UnNews

Pope on Viagra
Whoop ass

VATICAN CITY, Rome, Italy -- Last week Pope Benedict XVI issued a Papal Ocelot, a direct order to Catholics of slightly less infallibility than a Papal Bull, in support of pushing the pharmaceutical Viagra for Catholics. Following the elevation of the Host during a June 4 Mass in Saint Peter's Square, the Pope announced to the jubilant throng that the Catholic Church is, "down mit Viagra, ja". more...


Religion in UnNews

Fuk-tart militia accused in plot to kill Satan

DETROIT, Michigan -- The pre-teenage son of a Fuk-tart militia leader was arrested late Monday by Michigan authorities, part of a group accused of plotting to murder Satan, the FBI said. more...

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