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Latest revision as of 13:22, June 21, 2010

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Welcome to UnNews Religion Section.

Spirituality in the news.


UnNews takes a dim view of religion, especially those which practice old time rituals like "Hyenamancy". That being said, spirituality is an bottomless well of humor. George W. Bush, the Pope and Westboro Baptist Church get their fair share of ribbing here. Not to be too discriminating, we extend our wit to all faiths and cults, whackos and nutjobs, the saintly and the blasphemous. Your cross to bear, dear reader, is the occasional fact sprinkled among this journalistic gem store, and for this, we apologize.

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Religion in UnNews

Taliban hires Halliburton consultants
Playgoat magazine

KABUL, Afganistan -- There are many ways to profit from war. In this country, those ways include growing and manufacture of drugs, terrorism, and now, taking advantage of bored, horny "soldiers" of the Taliban with a new twist on stroke books; Playgoat Magazine. more...


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Religion News Quote of the Moment

History repeats itself, and so does my wife.

~ Acumen Cornfed, Chancellor of the Bahai Federation on the upside of celebate clergy
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Selected UnNews Religion Image

List of things God will judge

Sure, I guess Heterosexual Child Molesters are OK...

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Religion in UnNews

Chuck Norris on secularism: the single greatest threat that America has ever faced
Cnorrishead

Uncyclopedia is proud to present an exclusive, never before published column by Chuck Norris, founder of the Chun Kuk Do school of Tang Soo Do Chopsocky, as well as wearer of the 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master in Tae Kwon Do, another of indeterminate color for Machado Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, rainbow suspenders for Tai Chi and a white apron in Tex-Mex cooking. Known as "the Bruce Lee of martial arts movies", he starred in films like Missing in Action (1984), Missing in Action II: The Missing Strikes Back (1985), and Missing in Action III: Return of the Missing (1988) before playing a Texas Ranger named Walker on the TV series Walker, Texas Ranger (1993-2001). He is also the author of The Justice Riders, a novel about justices who justly dispense justice, guided by their Conservative Christian worldview (the bedrock principles on which America was founded by the Founding Fathers, who founded America on the bedrock foundation of Conservative Christian principles), as they ride. more...


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Religion in UnNews

Ayman al-Zawahiri warns: I am impotent and complicit
Unwar2

WIKINEWS - Ayman al-Zawahiri, al-Qaeda's second in command, has released a new videotape calling for a holy war against the "Zionists and Crusaders". Unfortunately, CIA sources say that Zawahiri may have been stoned, and actually meant that "the war with Israel does not depend on ceasefires." more...



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