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Welcome to UnNews Religion Section.

Spirituality in the news.

UnNews takes a dim view of religion, especially those which practice old time rituals like "Hyenamancy". That being said, spirituality is an bottomless well of humor. George W. Bush, the Pope and Westboro Baptist Church get their fair share of ribbing here. Not to be too discriminating, we extend our wit to all faiths and cults, whackos and nutjobs, the saintly and the blasphemous. Your cross to bear, dear reader, is the occasional fact sprinkled among this journalistic gem store, and for this, we apologize.


Religion in UnNews

Voodoo helping Haiti's quake dead

MIAMI, Florida -- Cuban Co-President, Hugo Chavez has argued successfully that Voodoo should play a leading role in Haiti’s quake relief by returning the dead back to life. more...


Religion News Quote of the Moment

Homos are fags!

~ Reverend Obvious on Indonesia

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Once Bat fuck insane for Jesus, now Ape-Shit Crazy for men.

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Religion in UnNews

Aliens demand apology from Church

MANCHESTER,England -- Our glorious alien overlords have demanded that the Church of England make an instant and full apology for their continued "inappropriate use" of Manchester Cathedral, or they will suffer the agony of a thousand screaming deaths at the hands, claws and tentacles of terrifying abominations. The "Chimeran" race, long may they consume our young, strenuously object to the Church's portrayal of the building as a place of worship in a popular video game. more...


Religion in UnNews

Haggard still "fabulous!"

DOLLYWOOD, USA - Pastor Ted Haggard, recently outed by a drug-pushing "massage"-giving male prostitute as a male prostitute renting "happy ender" meth addict, is finding his new life to be easier than he thought it would be, back when he hated fags. more...

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