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Latest revision as of 13:22, June 21, 2010

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Welcome to UnNews Religion Section.

Spirituality in the news.


UnNews takes a dim view of religion, especially those which practice old time rituals like "Hyenamancy". That being said, spirituality is an bottomless well of humor. George W. Bush, the Pope and Westboro Baptist Church get their fair share of ribbing here. Not to be too discriminating, we extend our wit to all faiths and cults, whackos and nutjobs, the saintly and the blasphemous. Your cross to bear, dear reader, is the occasional fact sprinkled among this journalistic gem store, and for this, we apologize.

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Religion in UnNews

Meditating monks accused of sleeping on the job
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DHARAMSHALA, India -- Usually a beacon of calm and clear thought, the Dalai Lama was today angered and disgusted at the actions of some of the Monks with whom he lives. Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama, was outraged to find that many of the Tibetan monks who live in their private residence in Dharamshala, had been using the meditation sessions throughout the day as a chance to catch up on sleep. more...


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What's with the milk and the elephant statues?

~ Ganesh on Hindu religious practice
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Land is terribly important to the religious.

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Religion in UnNews

Obama bows to Saudi king, triggers fall of Western Civilisation
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KING FAHD MEMORIAL PALACE, Saudi Arabia -- In a surprise move, president Barack Obama ceded all ultimate authority over the United States to the Arabian-Islamic cabal. Although words to this effect were not spoken, by bowing to the King of Saudi Arabia, Obama was sending a secret Muslim signal that our precious American way of life is over. more...


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Religion in UnNews

'No opt-out' on gays for Catholic church
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SODOM, London, Thursday — The Roman Catholic Church is not expected to win an exemption from new anti-discrimination laws, following the row over gangs of parishioners hunting gay couples on horseback with hounds. Its agencies are demanding an opt-out, so that they may act according to their religion. more...



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