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Jesus on raptor
Welcome to UnNews Religion Section.

Spirituality in the news.

UnNews takes a dim view of religion, especially those which practice old time rituals like "Hyenamancy". That being said, spirituality is an bottomless well of humor. George W. Bush, the Pope and Westboro Baptist Church get their fair share of ribbing here. Not to be too discriminating, we extend our wit to all faiths and cults, whackos and nutjobs, the saintly and the blasphemous. Your cross to bear, dear reader, is the occasional fact sprinkled among this journalistic gem store, and for this, we apologize.


Religion in UnNews

Third Coming of Jesus Christ Prophesised!
Coma CHV

Malmö, Sweden -- Roman Catholics (and everything else) have been flocking to the South of Sweden, where local Ikea™ fat pack designer Lars Larson went into a coma three days ago, and began prophesising the return of all humanity’s saviour, after an almost two millennia break from the music industry. more...


Religion News Quote of the Moment

Just to be safe, I hate all cartoons.

~ Imam Mohammed Ali on cartoons

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Body of Christ workout poster, available at most Christian outlet stores.

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Religion in UnNews

Pope Benedict finally admits that God doesn't exist
Pope benedict

VATICAN CITY, Rome -- In a stunning move at the end of a long, soporific speech given in front of a crowd of millions of devout Christians on St. Peter's Square for the Easter celebrations, Pope Benedict XVI has come clean with the masses admitting that the very idea of the existence of God was "just a big joke" and that the Church has managed to use this trick to make the lowly populace into performing weird sexual behaviors, tape it and sell it over the nets, thus explaining the wealth of the Catholic Church. more...


Religion in UnNews

Iraq celebrates Saddam Hussein verdict with sectarian violence

BAGHDAD, Iraq -- Former dictator Saddam Hussein's death sentence caused thousands of Iraqis to take to the streets Sunday in displays of joy, ecstasy and religious hatred. more...

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