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Jesus on raptor
Welcome to UnNews Religion Section.

Spirituality in the news.

UnNews takes a dim view of religion, especially those which practice old time rituals like "Hyenamancy". That being said, spirituality is an bottomless well of humor. George W. Bush, the Pope and Westboro Baptist Church get their fair share of ribbing here. Not to be too discriminating, we extend our wit to all faiths and cults, whackos and nutjobs, the saintly and the blasphemous. Your cross to bear, dear reader, is the occasional fact sprinkled among this journalistic gem store, and for this, we apologize.


Religion in UnNews

Pope praises Jamie Lynn Spears for not using birth control

VATICAN CITY, Prussia -- In a stirring sermon given yesterday afternoon, Pope Benedict XVI praised Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney Spears's sixteen-year old sister who is now pregnant, for upholding her moral standards and refusing to use Birth control when she had sex with her 104 year-old boyfriend, Pugsly Addams. more...


Religion News Quote of the Moment

Homos are fags!

~ Reverend Obvious on Indonesia

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Schism goat

Whatever this is, it must have to do with religion.

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Religion in UnNews

Pat Boone warns: "Christians, here come the lions!"

WARNING: This column is written for, and addressed to, America's Christians only. Well, maybe devout Jews too, as long as they're Christians, but no one else. People of other faiths, or no particular faith at all, probably won't comprehend the looming danger or see anything to be concerned about. Also, no Catholics. No Jehovah's Witnesses, neither...and don't even get me started about Mormons.
This is a three alarm, calling all cars, red alert wake-up call for people who are serious about their Judeo-Christian religion. The end of our religious freedom in America could be at hand.
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Religion in UnNews

Pope concerned about spherical earth
Benedict Australia ud

SYDNEY, Australia - Pope Benedict XVI, currently visiting Australia for Catholic World "Youth Day", seems very thoughtful these last days. The sojourn to the other side of the earth might have rocked the way he sees the world a little. more...

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