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Jesus on raptor
Welcome to UnNews Religion Section.

Spirituality in the news.

UnNews takes a dim view of religion, especially those which practice old time rituals like "Hyenamancy". That being said, spirituality is an bottomless well of humor. George W. Bush, the Pope and Westboro Baptist Church get their fair share of ribbing here. Not to be too discriminating, we extend our wit to all faiths and cults, whackos and nutjobs, the saintly and the blasphemous. Your cross to bear, dear reader, is the occasional fact sprinkled among this journalistic gem store, and for this, we apologize.


Religion in UnNews

National Day of Prayer ruined by godless protestors

WASHINGTON DC -- Nearly half a dozen heads bowed in a small, simple National Day of Prayer ceremony on Friday, almost bringing part of a full block of the Capitol to a halt. Most of the assembled crowd at the lunch hour ceremony sat and ate quietly, then quickly departed to spread the Good News. more...


Religion News Quote of the Moment

Meh... I'll worship just about anything.

~ anonymous Druid on what to worship

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The message is clear, the meaning, obtuse.

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Religion in UnNews

Pope on Viagra
Whoop ass

VATICAN CITY, Rome, Italy -- Last week Pope Benedict XVI issued a Papal Ocelot, a direct order to Catholics of slightly less infallibility than a Papal Bull, in support of pushing the pharmaceutical Viagra for Catholics. Following the elevation of the Host during a June 4 Mass in Saint Peter's Square, the Pope announced to the jubilant throng that the Catholic Church is, "down mit Viagra, ja". more...


Religion in UnNews

Godless Europeans blast US technological dominance

COBB COUNTY, Georgia - The humble and unassuming United States of America has lost its lead as the world's primary engineer of technological innovation. So blathers some report by a bunch of atheist eggheaded Europeans, who hate Jesus. more...

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