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- ...that Jesus does not love you?
- ...7 out of 31 Hindus cannot pronounce "Shillelagh"?
- ...Jews have the highest Hebrew literacy rate?
- ...ancient Sumerians worshiped a Slut Goddess?
- ...your shoe is untied, and that's how Satan got you?
- ...that snootiness, not cleanliness, is next to Godliness?
- ...the Native American Sun Dance ritual has nothing to do with Van Morrison?
- ...there were in fact four Atheists in a foxhole during the Battle of Fallujah?
- ...the Shroud of Turin is actually a huge handkerchief?