User:Zim ulator/UnNews Religion Section model/Did you know

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

Jump to: navigation, search
  • ...that Jesus does not love you?
  • ...7 out of 31 Hindus cannot pronounce "Shillelagh"?
  • ...Jews have the highest Hebrew literacy rate?
  • ...ancient Sumerians worshiped a Slut Goddess?
  • ...your shoe is untied, and that's how Satan got you?
  • ...that snootiness, not cleanliness, is next to Godliness?
  • ...the Native American Sun Dance ritual has nothing to do with Van Morrison?
  • ...there were in fact four Atheists in a foxhole during the Battle of Fallujah?
  • ...the Shroud of Turin is actually a huge handkerchief?
Personal tools