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Welcome to UnNews Religion Section.

Spirituality in the news.


UnNews takes a dim view of religion, especially those which practice old time rituals like "Hyenamancy". That being said, spirituality is an bottomless well of humor. George W. Bush, the Pope and Westboro Baptist Church get their fair share of ribbing here. Not to be too discriminating, we extend our wit to all faiths and cults, whackos and nutjobs, the saintly and the blasphemous. Your cross to bear, dear reader, is the occasional fact sprinkled among this journalistic gem store, and for this, we apologize.

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Religion in UnNews

United Nations vote: all religions are entitled to their own state in the Middle East
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NEW YORK, New York -- In a surprise vote today, the UN, in a sweeping codicil to United Nations General Assembly Resolution 181, concerning the partition of Israel, established the rights of other religions to middle-east statehood. The move was widely applauded by co-religionists. more...


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Religion News Quote of the Moment

If Jesus really wanted to, he could shoot lightning out of his hands AND drop a roof AND throw Palpatine down a gravity well...

~ Rev. Joel Osteen on Jesus versus Palpatine
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Pope Phaseolus XIX upon hearing that Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant. "Birth control is evil, of course."

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Religion in UnNews

Pope appoints first non-human Primate
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VATICAN CITY, Rome, Italy -- History was made today the when Rev. Father Clyde "Right Turn" Meninges was appointed as the first non-human Primate of the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Utrecht, the Netherlands by Pope Benedict XVI. Up until this point, no positions of power have been granted to apes by the Catholic Church.. more...


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Religion in UnNews

Conservapedia rips lid off cross-species cloning experiments
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THE INTERNET -- Liberal sciency people have once again perverted what God gave us by combining the DNA of a Doberman Pinscher Dog and a human. The resultant monstrosity of this experiment may just win the discoverer of cross-species cloning techniques a Nobel Prize. more...



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