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Welcome to UnNews Religion Section.

Spirituality in the news.


UnNews takes a dim view of religion, especially those which practice old time rituals like "Hyenamancy". That being said, spirituality is an bottomless well of humor. George W. Bush, the Pope and Westboro Baptist Church get their fair share of ribbing here. Not to be too discriminating, we extend our wit to all faiths and cults, whackos and nutjobs, the saintly and the blasphemous. Your cross to bear, dear reader, is the occasional fact sprinkled among this journalistic gem store, and for this, we apologize.

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Religion in UnNews

Surprise resurrection of Madalyn Murray O'Hair, America's most hated woman
Madalyn flips us the bird

MONTEVIDEO, Uraguay -- In the nondescript capital of a nondescript South American country, a most peculiar event has brought the news vultures descending like flies to offal. Madalyn Murray O'Hair, dictatorial leader of American Atheists until her abduction in 1995, was inexplicably and incomprehensibly resurrected from her previously dead state, and found herself wandering the back streets of this bastardized-Spanish speaking countrys capital this morning. more...


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Religion News Quote of the Moment

Meh... I'll worship just about anything.

~ anonymous Druid on what to worship
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Bush-Jesus

God will speak to mankind through George W. Bush once more, as he did once through the burning thornbush. That's the only way to set things right in the Middle East for good. You might think that this idea should have struck the old guy somewhat earlier.

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Religion in UnNews

Aliens demand apology from Church
Chimera

MANCHESTER,England -- Our glorious alien overlords have demanded that the Church of England make an instant and full apology for their continued "inappropriate use" of Manchester Cathedral, or they will suffer the agony of a thousand screaming deaths at the hands, claws and tentacles of terrifying abominations. The "Chimeran" race, long may they consume our young, strenuously object to the Church's portrayal of the building as a place of worship in a popular video game. more...


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Religion in UnNews

Limbo closes, millions homeless
Pope limbo

VATICAN CITY - The Roman Catholic Church, God's One True Church™, has given up on unbaptized babies and buried the concept of limbo.

In a long-awaited document, the Church's Historical Revision Commission said limbo reflected an "...unduly empathetic view of salvation." more...



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