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Welcome to UnNews Religion Section. Spirituality in the news.

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UnNews takes a dim view of religion, especially those which practice old time rituals like "Hyenamancy". That being said, spirituality is an bottomless well of humor. George W. Bush, the Pope and Westboro Baptist Church get their fair share of ribbing here. Not to be too discriminating, we extend our wit to all faiths and cults, whackos and nutjobs, the saintly and the blasphemous. Your cross to bear, dear reader, is the occasional fact sprinkled among this journalistic gem store, and for this, we apologize.

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Vatican decries "Miracle Bra"

VATICAN FLOTILLA, Dalmation Coast -- During his regular 'fireside chat' on Sunday night Pope Benedict XVI condemned the Victoria's Secret Miracle Bra as unmiraculous. more...

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“Meh... I'll worship just about anything.”

~ anonymous Druid on what to worship

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Some Reiki masters have developed their skills to such an extent that they can fire lasers from their palms, enabling them to get free food by shooting down birds in flight. This also ensures that they are always able to light their joints, even if they don't have any matches.

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Communion gets a makeover. Meet: ‘Jesus Cakes'!

LITTLE-WATER ON THE BRAYNE, Englandshire – In their continuing battle to try and make Christianity more accessible to everyone, everywhere, ever, the Open Episcipal Church has come up with a novel way of extending their reach into England’s younger generations. It is a move that not all members of the Clergy agree withttp://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=User:Zim_ulator/UnNews_Religion_Section_model/Second_Featured_Religion_Story&action=submith, and that some consider to be an outright debasement of Christian principles, but nevertheless has taken place and sparked off some interesting and generally amusing religious back-and-forth. more...

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Pope gets new hat

STATE of the VATICAN CITY, Italy -- Earlier today while on a shopping trip with his mother, Maria Ratzinger, Pope Benedict XVI (formerly Joseph Ratzinger), head of the Catholic Church since his 2005 and style aficionado, received as a present a brand new hat. more...