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Welcome to UnNews Religion Section.

Spirituality in the news.

UnNews takes a dim view of religion, especially those which practice old time rituals like "Hyenamancy". That being said, spirituality is an bottomless well of humor. George W. Bush, the Pope and Westboro Baptist Church get their fair share of ribbing here. Not to be too discriminating, we extend our wit to all faiths and cults, whackos and nutjobs, the saintly and the blasphemous. Your cross to bear, dear reader, is the occasional fact sprinkled among this journalistic gem store, and for this, we apologize.


Religion in UnNews

Believers see Holy Father in flames

MADOWICE, Poland -- Pope John Paul II may be dead, but when you've lived as good a life as he did death can't stop you from performing the occasional miracle if the mood so takes you. Catholics worldwide (and there's a hell of a lot of 'em, John Paul himself saw to that by refusing to change Vatican doctrine on use of birth control methods) are claiming that his ex-eminence has done just that by appearing as a figure made of flames in a bonfire during a ceremony commemorating his death held close to his birthplace Wadowice in Poland. more...


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Christianity becomes even more confusing

BADGER PAW, Michigan -- Members of a home-grown Christian denomination took to the streets of this quiet, rural community of 1600 people. The Badger Paw Christian Church of Christ, Certain Apostles and Saints, and Miracles Pending poured from their meeting house today, bearing signs calling for the rejection of Christ in return for bacon, binging and purging for Jesus, and more duty-free shops at the Canadian border. more...


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Guardian reports: Israelis admit harvesting/eating Palestinian organs
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THE WEST BANK, Syria -- The reputable UK newspaper the Guardian reported today that a source inside the Israeli government has leaked documents which prove a Zionist conspiracy to harvest, process, and eat organs of Palestinians, as well as members of the Druze minority and certain Orthodox Christians. more...

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