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Welcome to UnNews Religion Section.

Spirituality in the news.

UnNews takes a dim view of religion, especially those which practice old time rituals like "Hyenamancy". That being said, spirituality is an bottomless well of humor. George W. Bush, the Pope and Westboro Baptist Church get their fair share of ribbing here. Not to be too discriminating, we extend our wit to all faiths and cults, whackos and nutjobs, the saintly and the blasphemous. Your cross to bear, dear reader, is the occasional fact sprinkled among this journalistic gem store, and for this, we apologize.


Religion in UnNews

National Day of Prayer ruined by godless protestors

WASHINGTON DC -- Nearly half a dozen heads bowed in a small, simple National Day of Prayer ceremony on Friday, almost bringing part of a full block of the Capitol to a halt. Most of the assembled crowd at the lunch hour ceremony sat and ate quietly, then quickly departed to spread the Good News. more...


Religion News Quote of the Moment

Just to be safe, I hate all cartoons.

~ Imam Mohammed Ali on cartoons

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Madalyn flips us the bird

"I was as surprised as anybody else! Boy, these mojitos are great, eh?" Madalyn Murray O'Hair on her surprise resurrection.

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Religion in UnNews

Osama bin Laden awarded star on the Walk of Fame
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The Hollywood Chamber of Commerce has announced that a star on the Hollywood Boulevard Walk of Fame is to be dedicated to Middle Eastern film actor/director Osama bin Laden this week. Bin Laden, known primarily for his short films, has gained popularity recently among cinema aficionados for his unconventional style of filming. more...


Religion in UnNews

Kansas education reforms: Do they go too far enough?
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TOPEKA, Kansas -- Rationality and reason triumphed in Kansas when the Kansas State Board of Education reversed an earlier backslide into dark-age attitudes and primitive superstition in the public school system. Free-thinkers everywhere are celebrating the crushing victory which enables enlightened teaching of the one true theory which explains how we are all distantly related to mucus-covered sea slugs and pubic lice. more...

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