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Welcome to UnNews Religion Section.

Spirituality in the news.

UnNews takes a dim view of religion, especially those which practice old time rituals like "Hyenamancy". That being said, spirituality is an bottomless well of humor. George W. Bush, the Pope and Westboro Baptist Church get their fair share of ribbing here. Not to be too discriminating, we extend our wit to all faiths and cults, whackos and nutjobs, the saintly and the blasphemous. Your cross to bear, dear reader, is the occasional fact sprinkled among this journalistic gem store, and for this, we apologize.


Religion in UnNews

Poor planning ruins Rapture

EARTH, Sol System -- The Rapture, long awaited by people who don't want to hang around to see how it all turns out, finally occurred this morning, catching even the most militant biblical literalists by surprise. At approximately two o'clock (GMT), various body parts of pious citizens across the globe simply disappeared. more...


Religion News Quote of the Moment

What's with the milk and the elephant statues?

~ Ganesh on Hindu religious practice

Selected UnNews Religion Image

Pat Robertson as God

"I used to have a pimple right here!"

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Religion in UnNews

Coarse conduct confounds construction
Mideast protest 070208 sp

JERUSALEM, Israel -- An attempt by Israeli construction workers to renovate a covered walkway below Temple Mount has raised the ire of Palestinians, breaking the long-standing peace for which the Holy Land has been known since time immemorial. Muslim worshippers, fearing that the repair and improvement of the walkway would in no way hurt them, brought construction to a halt by gathering around the walkway, standing uncomfortably close to the workers and muttering rude things in hushed voices. more...


Religion in UnNews

Gods definitive list of sins now available to select Christian denominations
List of things God will judge

CORNFED, Nebraska -- Fresh-faced, young, fringe Baptist, mildly psychotic Jeremiah Malmquist hit the streets today with "Good News" for his fellow man. Reverend Fred Phelps of the Bat Fuck Insane Church of Everything God Hates, received clarification directly from God last week about what He really hates. more...

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