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Welcome to UnNews Religion Section.

Spirituality in the news.

UnNews takes a dim view of religion, especially those which practice old time rituals like "Hyenamancy". That being said, spirituality is an bottomless well of humor. George W. Bush, the Pope and Westboro Baptist Church get their fair share of ribbing here. Not to be too discriminating, we extend our wit to all faiths and cults, whackos and nutjobs, the saintly and the blasphemous. Your cross to bear, dear reader, is the occasional fact sprinkled among this journalistic gem store, and for this, we apologize.


Religion in UnNews

Westboro Baptist Church protests Uncyclopedia
God hates Uncyclopedia

TOPEKA, Kansas -- Westboro Baptist Church members protested the "skewed depiction" of their Messiah and Godhead, Reverend Fred Phelps. The twice-disbarred former lawyer's life story is under dispute, with Phelps supporters claiming libel, slander, and generally being evil as crimes perpetrated against the Reverend by Uncyclopedia. more...


Religion News Quote of the Moment

Homos are fags!

~ Reverend Obvious on Indonesia

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Land is terribly important to the religious.

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Religion in UnNews

'Hello Dalai!' to begin production
NEW YORK, New York - His Royal Holiness the Dalai Lama today proudly announced that he will begin production of the brand new Broadway Musical "Hello, Dalai" in December of this year.
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"I am so excited. It is all that I have ever wanted to do in life really. The lights, the glamour, the parties with the movie stars-I can't wait! Everyone is going to love me!". more...


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Falwell starts campaign against God

LAKE OF FIRE, HELL - The Reverend Jerry Falwell has begun organizing a "moral campaign" on Tuesday, after being distraught with what he claims as "immorality and hedonism" morally supported by the almighty creator, God. more...

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