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Art? Science? Techno-prowess? What is this new form that beckons us to say, "Cool!"? Language gets folded into the stripgenerator.com batter and all hell breaks loose. Now a mind can get it's hands dirty, and still, none of us are probably the wiser.
The Janitorial Editor owes you an explanation. ATBF stands for "All Things Bat Fuck". Not sure what that means? I'll tell you what it doesn't mean:
“OpEd - An 'editorial' is an opinion piece written by the senior editorial staff or publisher of a newspaper or magazine. Editorials are usually unsigned and may be supposed to reflect the opinion of the periodical. Additionally, most print publications feature an editorial, or letter followed by a Letters to the Editor section. In major newpapers, such as the New York Times and the Boston Globe, editorials are classified under the heading "opinion".”
“I know what it is, and if it isn't, it might as well be.”
By revolution I'm not talking about some Che Guevara state of affairs, with rifle fire and and ideology. This more of a thing like that other thing we were going to have before we started. The programming language Brainfuck comes to mind.
ATBF is a mayonnaise-related peek into the scene behind the scenes, the mind behind the mind, of what's happening now. Do not confuse this new special section of UnNews with ATBF Cartoons; those are just stupid. more...