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The scientific study of how tight or strained things are.Fo' Lesbians

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The way a black person pronounces, "four lesbians"

Example - Ain't nothing scarier than fo' lesbians wiff chainsaws.Faux lesbian
  1. A faux (French: false) lesbian is a woman who performs suggestive or overtly sexual acts with other faux lesbians for the entertainment and titillation of men.
    Example - The RNC (Republican National Committee} has close, clandestine ties with the faux lesbian voting block.
  2. A woman who is sexually attracted to only other women, and is constructed of man-made materials.
    Example - The Chinese make a pretty decent faux lesbian, which is fine if you don't mind pleather.BespoutedSpoutless

The word "spoutless" is often couched in the phrase, "spoutless douchebag". The term is derogatory, and is meant to compare the recipient with an object which cannot be used for its intended purpose. In other words, the person is of as much use as a spoutless douchebag (that would be no use at all for the mentally impaired).Sex With A Stranger

A cocktail invented by Henry David Thoreau containing Blue Curacao, Boones Farm Apple wine, and Xanax.Nigger Mortis

What happens when an African-American person attempts to dance like a Caucasian American person. (from the Latin nigger mortis)

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Boogermancy Hyenamancy

See also Hyena blazing

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