User:Zim ulator/Hate speech
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edit Apparently, I am a fucking humorless cunt
My tender feeling have been damaged irreparably. I have never been called anything so awful! See this.
To be honest, this guy sounds like my brother. Cheers! Get saved! 16:55, February 14, 2010 (UTC)
Below, I apologise to the poor bastard.
edit I'm terribly sorry
I am so terribly sorry that you disagreed with my decision to ICU your article. Obviously I have enraged you to the point of documenting me as a "fucking humorless cunt". I honestly had no idea that I was so lacking in humor, nor that I was a cunt. Thanks you for pointing out these obvious character flaws, I will diligently endeavor to correct them.
Now, you may notice that I welcomed you to UnNews as a noob on January 5, 2009. Possibly due to the fact that my welcome template includes a very small number of incidences of the word "fuck", and it doesn't have any crass images, reading it didn't appeal to you. Had you bothered, you might know that there are other ways to get the attention, and possibly help, from admins and other users, as well as from many documents here on Uncyclopedia.
In short, please notice that I've spent a bit of time and effort writing this, but I will include no efforts to help you understand why it was ICUd. Had you actually asked me, I'd have laid it out in nice little pieces even a retarded cretin like you could understand.
Again, so sorry, Cheers, Get saved! 17:09, February 14, 2010 (UTC)===
edit Hate mail
I got this one today. Some douche bag replaced my talk page with "You Are a gay prick who sucks his mums cock Bastard". Heh heh. Get saved! 20:02, 6 May 2009 (UTC)
Date: Sun, 17 Sep 2006 08:41:47 -0700 (PDT) From: "Mr. Evelyn Scratchme" <firstname.lastname@example.org> Subject: Re: ass hole, wait and see how many poeple read my thing To: "Enrico" <email@example.com>
So nice to hear from you! Thanks for your insight into my deletion process, I will certainly take it under consideration.
I'm so sorry, but I don't remember the article which you're talking about here. Obviously it's of incredible importance to you, and of none to me personally. I extend my heartfelt apologies for having offended you so deeply. I will save this exchange as a reminder of my imperfection in the eyes of god.
The rev blesses you, zim
--- Enrico <firstname.lastname@example.org> wrote:
> >you huffed my dear short writing entitled " the
>Iran's army chief declared war on potato chips"
> >dear fuckhole
> > if you pay attention to the real image that was
> included in the thing, you'd realize it was very
> very funny, contrasting your fucking annoying shit. > > Plus, you could wait and see how many visitors
> that little satire of mine gets, before fucking
> delete it
- There aren't enough curse words in this for me to understand it. Is he saying he likes you and wants to have tea?-- 06:19, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
- And humor gets nailed by humour. Sweet as. --thematrixeætsyou, the 1337 (talk) ([[Talk:Special:Random|flames]])