User:Zim ulator/Bat Fuck Code of Ethics
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The Bat Fuck Code of Ethics, which are a natural by-product of Zimulation, supersedes all other religious and socially accepted types of ethics - mainly because the Bat Fuck Code of Ethics are not at all religiously and socially accepted. Ha! As if the Bat Fuck Code of Ethics gives a hoot! Its NOT like just anyone can accept the Bat Fuck Code of Ethics - rather, the Bat Fuck Code of Ethics has to accept them. And if the "Code" doesn't accept anyone then that's just way fucking too bad. One must be worthy to be blessed by the "Code", and toward that end one should strive for Bat Fuck acceptance. Otherwise, you might face gradual de-Zimulation, and/or, be run down in an alley by Bibleman, who is Bat Fuck Righteous and totally imbued with the pure essence of "ZIM".
In general the topic of ethics concerns the different aspects of life, which are relevant to ethics (right and wrong, he he!). Ethics usually pertain to a philosophy, and subjects such as law, politics, professions and sciences. These are usually ethics as applied in organized religions, like Scientology or ITSCON, down to small sects like the Christian and Islamic cults.
This article will show how the Bat Fuck Code of Ethics, as propounded in the doctrines of Zim_ulism, are, in fact, the very first and foremost of all ethics, and therefore reading further is the proper course of action here. Otherwise you might miss the chance of a life time. You might even end up on the dark side of the ZIM, which is the wrong side, rest assured.
edit Bat Fuck Code of Ethics
The Bat Fuck Code of Ethics doesn't concern every type of ethics. In fact it concerns all of the ethics known to man, beginning with Aberration. In all, there are thousands of topics dealing with ethics. For example, ethics in different spheres of life, which start with the letter A:
Aberration - Abolitionism (bioethics) - abortion, legal and moral issues|abortion - absolutismski - Abuse of trust - Academic integrity - Accidentalism - Accounting reform - Act utilitarianism - Adam Zachary Newton - adultery - adversarial process - advertising - Advice (opinion) - Aequiprobabilism - Affect (philosophy) - Agathusia and aschimothusia - All men are created equal - Alternative possibilities - Amanda - Amoralism - Animal rights - Anti-psychiatry - Antidosis - Antinatalism - Antinomianism - Applied ethics - Arbitration - Archaeological ethics - Argument from morality - Aristotelianism - Arrogance - Artificial intelligence - Ascriptivism - Authority - Autonomy - Avarice - Axiology
Because the Bat Fuck Code of Ethics concerns them all, so we will start at the beginning rather than the middle or the end. The very first subject of ethics is Aberration - and therefore aberration may be the key to begin cracking the Bat Fuck Code of Ethics.
edit Bat Fuck Code of Ethics: Aberration
An aberration is something that deviates from the normal way in that it is bat fuck insane. Such insane ethics have eight specifically defined types (excluding all the others):
- Optical aberration, an imperfection in seeing crooked - It is Bat Fuck ethical to wear contact lenses.
- Spherical aberration, an imperfection in seeing square - It is Bat Fuck ethical to be cool.
- Chromatic aberration, an imperfection in seeing black and white - It is Bat Fuck ethical to to take LSD.
- Defocus aberration, an imperfection in seeing out of focus - It is Bat Fuck ethical to uncross your eyes.
- Aberration of light, an imperfection in seeing darkness - It is Bat Fuck ethical to switch off the light.
- Relativistic aberration, an imperfection in near light speeds - It is Bat Fuck ethical to slow down.
- Aberration (Dungeons & Dragons), an imperfection in role-playing - Iron Maidens' are Bat Fuck ethical.
- Aberration (film), an imperfection in a parody - It is Bat Fuck ethical to include bat fuck insane humor.
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