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THE MAJOR SIR REVEREND ZIM-ULATOR is an autonomous unit with four articulated appendages, a brain, and several supporting organ systems, calibrated to edit UnNews articles to within 4 light-minutes precision.
“ah, and here's the king of surreal himself”~ RAHB on rev_zim ulator
 "Well-behaved politicians are like fart-jet driven, beanie wearing elephants; exceedingly rare." Samuel Clemens 
This unit is currently being monitored by 17 government agencies from 5 European countries and the United States. This unit suffers from narcissistic personality disorder.
This unit is an ordained reverend of the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic and the Church of Uncyclopedia. It is also the inventor of the philosophy of zimizm, and founder of Zim Buddhism.
“i am so weak, I AM the weak nuclear force.”~ [15:16] January 12, 2010 <zim_ulator> on zim ulator
This unit is the Editor-in-chief of UnNews, Protector of the Religion Portal, and will fuck you up upon provocation. Be nice, you don't want to get on the wrong end of zim_ulators Bat Fuck Howitzer.
Nothing whatsoever to do with Breet Foubvre
 This guy totally pwns Braet Frivre.
The Brain Flukes repairs nightly to his lair, to count his winnings for the day. An Englishman pauses to adjust his monocle before stepping off the curb and into the busy Potsdam street. Flukes spots the Englishman from the candle lit fourth story loft he calls home and breaks wind. A short pause, a few trumpet blasts and a malodorous rat-tat-tat, similar to a machine gun, punctuated the still evening, startling several species of rats and pigeons. Walter Pigeon pokes his head briefly out a Tobacconists Shop door. Deranged mathematics students, who've thought way too long about fractals, begin to fall out windows along the street, one here, another there, then a third, until the Englishman finds the source of the rude noises himself, Broat Foyerbat.
There, now Brett is actually an interesting person, worth reading about. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 16:15, January 30, 2010 (UTC)
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