User:Zim ulator

THE SINISTER MAJOR SIR REVEREND ZIM_ULATOR

Major

Knight Commander of the Order

This user is a Bastard, which explains why your article was huffed, or why you're banned.

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.

sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.

de-E This user only speaks Deutsch because it was a required course in school.

la-E This user only speaks Latin because it was a required course in school.

grc-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of classical Greek.

ht-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of HTML.

ju-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Joual canadien.

ja-F This user got an F in Japanese and likes their native language better (if they have one).

MW-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of MediaWiki.

re-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Recondite English.

rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.

sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.

sql-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of SQL.

us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.

vg-N This user is a native speaker of Vogon.

vb-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Visual Basic.

bs-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Bullsh!t whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.

bl-E This user only speaks Blasphemy because it was a required course in school.

ca-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Canajan, eh?.

cpp-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Cplusplus.

du-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Dumbass.

“ah, and here's the king of surreal himself”

~ RAHB on rev_zim ulator

THE MAJOR SIR REVEREND ZIM-ULATOR is an autonomous unit with four articulated appendages, a brain, and several supporting organ systems, calibrated to edit UnNews articles to within 4 light-minutes precision.

This unit is currently being monitored by 17 government[ agencies from 5 European countries and the United States. This unit suffers from narcissistic personality disorder.

This unit is an ordained reverend of the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic and the Unglican Church of Uncyclopedia. It is also the inventor of the philosophy of zimizm, and founder of Zim Buddhism.

This unit is the Editor-in-chief of UnNews, Protector of the [[Portal:Religion|Religion Portal, and will fuck you up upon provocation. Be nice, you don't want to get on the wrong end of zim_ulators Bat Fuck Howitzer.

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