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Once upon a time, there was a man called CheddarBBQ. Or something. He loved to eat Cheddar BBQ Doritos, and had very very long hair. YOu may think that everything is alright, but one thing still remains bad. CheddarBBQ was stuck high up in a tower, captured by some fat old woman. There was no means of escape.
Rapunzel CheddarBBQ cried everyday, wishing for his "Prince Charming" to appear.
One day, CheddarBBQ heard the thumping of horse hoofs. "Huh?"
Rapun CheddarBBQ said. He looked out of the window, and lo and behold, a handsome young man was riding along, towards him.
"Help!" CheddarBBQ cried. "I'm stuck high up in a tower, captured by some fat old woman, with no means of escape!"
"The name's Charming," the handsome young prince shouted. "And I'm here to ssssaaaavvvveeee yyoouuu!"
The Prince looked slightly puzzled. "Sorry, I was lagging. Anyway, Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair."
"What Rapunzel?" CheddarBBQ looked angrily at Charming. "You have an affair? I'm going to kill you."
With that, CheddarBBQ somehow jumped down the tower, and killed Charming. And that's how
she he escaped.
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