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Userboxtradingcard.svg This user collects userboxes as if they were trading cards hoping that they may be collectors items worth something in the future.
Alanmoore1 This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.
Towel migration This user knows the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
Sacred Chao This user is a Discordian

-- at least in some sense.
Villianc This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.
Hummingruby This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

free This user is interested in freethought as s/he sure as hell doesn't want to pay!.
Shh This user can be trusted with your deepest, darkest secrets.
DrHouse This user idolises Dr. House

and knows it's not Lupus.

Firefox Logo This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

OperaLogo This user uses Opera, but is above petty musicals.
Chromelogo This user uses Google Chrome, because it's Google.
Tux-thinkpad This user supports free operating systems because he/she is basically a cheapskate.

Windows Logo This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

SatanBunny This user is Taoist, and believes in the divinity of all sentient beings. Don't be a dick or he/she'll kick your ass using Goa Tse Do.
GCarlin This user is a frisbeetarianist, and believes that when they die, their soul will fly up, and get stuck on the roof.
Abuffet This user is a Pluralist. Because to them, religion is like a buffet, a chance to pick and choose.
LV-2 This user considers him/herself an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.
ABYSS x?,??? This user IS The Abyss.

Antisensor This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
Mad scientist caricature This user is a Mad Scientist.


This userbox is for people who know, if you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

Psi2.svg This user studies psychology as it is really easy and sounds good at dinner parties.
Lorenz attractor yb.svg This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!
True plato This user is a philosopher.
Popeeyebeams This user has eye beams.
Drumkit This user plays drums, and usually hangs around with musicians.

Guitar-22px This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
Grandpiano This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
Beatles This user is a crazed Beatles fan. (is there any other kind??)
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