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edit Hello.

Yes, you. Come one, don't be shy, I only sometimes bite people. Only if they deserve my rage, though.

Right, then. My name is, well... well, it's right up there, isn't it? Huh! That's convenient. You know what else is nice? These things: wait, I've got a lot of these little buggers, I'm almost addicted to them. Before we begin, someone really needs to tell me how to create a proper collapsable table, until then, please pardon the mess. alright then, here we go:

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