User:Zatnik

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This person hates anyone who doesn't read instructions. Excepting situations involving ikea products.
This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
17-G This user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.
ao-G This user does not speak AOLer and furthermore believes AOLer to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of AOLer.
pl-0 This user does not understand Polish and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
es-0 This user does not understand Español and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
sp-4 This user speaks Spanglish at a near-native level.
it-E This user only speaks Italian because it was a required course in school.
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elv-E This user only speaks Elvish because it was a required course in school.
java-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Java.
au-N This user is a native speaker of 'Straylyan.
au-F This user got an F in 'Straylyan and likes their native language better (if they have one).
This user hopes to have imparted upon YOU the folly of using too many templates. And no, that isn't supposed to be funny.

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Zatnik...

  • ...is an undergrad chem student who
  • ...doesn't want to interact and
  • ...hates user pages but
  • ...is inconsistant enough to make one anyway. (Only to avoid actual study.)

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Zatnik's articles are not stupid, entirely true or entirely false. Unfortunatly they are not particularly funny either. She Isn't sure what this makes them (hypothesis; crap), and for this reason she doesn't intend to write very many.

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Long list, huh? It's lying.

See?

And if I ever finnish it, it will be under a different name.

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